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# No amount of viagra could sort this!


Sorry crap, I know couldn't resist though!
(creased in all the wrong places, Thu 17 Feb 2005, 21:13, archived)
# That's no bone.....

(I helped save b3ta! the wild elk Freeing excellence affects reality, Thu 17 Feb 2005, 21:13, archived)
# *checks crotch*
... wait, who has bones in their penis?
(I helped save b3ta! gazz, Thu 17 Feb 2005, 21:13, archived)
# No one
it is erectile tissue, filled with blood, that makes it erect. And a good woman/website/hand
(I helped save b3ta! the wild elk Freeing excellence affects reality, Thu 17 Feb 2005, 21:18, archived)
# Although
a lot of other mammals do have bones in their penises. You can buy 'lucky' raccoon penis bones here - pity Valentine's Day has gone...
(Wong Fei-Hung - now with added flickr.com (see profile), Thu 17 Feb 2005, 21:25, archived)
# Well, actually...........
lots of animals have bones down there. I think they're called baculums.

Edit: Woo! Trying to double-check my fact I found a site that will sell you penis bones from various animals - Get yourself a Weasel willy bone
(JPaddy, Thu 17 Feb 2005, 21:23, archived)
# Pffft
Always remember something like that from school.
"They call is a boner cause there is a bone in it".

More worrying was that I actually wondered if it was true at the time.
(I helped save b3ta! OneSullenBrit *air sandwiches*, Thu 17 Feb 2005, 21:14, archived)
# ow.
I didnt know it had a bone.
(I helped save b3ta! PMGT -Bacon., Thu 17 Feb 2005, 21:15, archived)
# i thought errections were created / maintained
by bloody pressure - sure wish i had come to b3ta when i did my science GCSE
(Untitled1, Thu 17 Feb 2005, 21:15, archived)
# they are.
its a shopped image.
(I helped save b3ta! PMGT -Bacon., Thu 17 Feb 2005, 21:15, archived)
# hmmm
i see the art of sarcasm is lost round here *wonders if the americans have mastered it better*
(Untitled1, Thu 17 Feb 2005, 21:17, archived)
# yeah
we've got it mastered
(I helped save b3ta! halus - no, not hello! my arm. it's in a loom!, Thu 17 Feb 2005, 21:17, archived)
#
i see the art of reverse-sarcasm is lost round here *wonders if the americans have mastered it better*
(I helped save b3ta! PMGT -Bacon., Thu 17 Feb 2005, 21:18, archived)
# how come your shoes are wet and its not raining?
**runs**

Drat the double sarcasm trick - didn't see that one coming
(Untitled1, Thu 17 Feb 2005, 21:19, archived)
# because they are made of water.
(I helped save b3ta! PMGT -Bacon., Thu 17 Feb 2005, 21:20, archived)
# *pees in ur steam iron*
Ha!
(Untitled1, Thu 17 Feb 2005, 21:22, archived)
# *shits in your cornflakes*
(I helped save b3ta! PMGT -Bacon., Thu 17 Feb 2005, 21:23, archived)
# finaly a low cost
alternative to sugar! - Thank you sir
**cums on your cat flap**
(Untitled1, Thu 17 Feb 2005, 21:24, archived)
# the cat's going to be pissed.
(I helped save b3ta! PMGT -Bacon., Thu 17 Feb 2005, 21:25, archived)
# yeah . . . but think of the smile on its face
and heres the punch line
**he'll be the cat that got the cream**
(Untitled1, Thu 17 Feb 2005, 21:27, archived)
# budum tsh.
(I helped save b3ta! PMGT -Bacon., Thu 17 Feb 2005, 21:27, archived)
# you did an awesome job detecting that he wasn't using sarcasm.






it continues.
(schnurricane, Thu 17 Feb 2005, 21:18, archived)
# why no more pictures?
you fucking mess
(I helped save b3ta! mongychops, Thu 17 Feb 2005, 21:21, archived)
# turns out i just ain't good at it anymore.
(schnurricane, Thu 17 Feb 2005, 21:21, archived)
# pah
just have a rest for a bit, you'll be ok
(I helped save b3ta! mongychops, Thu 17 Feb 2005, 21:22, archived)
# i suppose
but it can get frustrating, failing all the time.
(schnurricane, Thu 17 Feb 2005, 21:23, archived)
[challenge entry] woo

sorry just shoe horning in cheerys for the comp
(I helped save b3ta! mongychops, Thu 17 Feb 2005, 21:18, archived)
# fucking hell
where do you stop??
(I helped save b3ta! Ibstock, Thu 17 Feb 2005, 21:23, archived)
# never
(I helped save b3ta! mongychops, Thu 17 Feb 2005, 21:26, archived)
# thats ok then
*just checking*
(I helped save b3ta! Ibstock, Thu 17 Feb 2005, 21:26, archived)
# Liar
You fucked off for a few weeks and left me with little to laugh at.
(I helped save b3ta! renegatus: i'm what willis was talkin' 'bout, Thu 17 Feb 2005, 22:21, archived)
# Shoehorn away
Cheery tomato is always worth an exploding beanie:
(I helped save b3ta! collapsibletank procreates, Thu 17 Feb 2005, 21:38, archived)
# Have one Woo.
welcome new-eth.
(Benny A Last Nuclear meltdown:, Thu 17 Feb 2005, 21:19, archived)