Mornin' all. Sorry about the size...

If they promoted an Allah version for the Muslim markets as well I reckon we could have world peace by 2009...
( tomsk, Tue 2 Apr 2002, 2:36, archived)

Oooh Front Page
well done you.

Public Info Announcement: Squeaky Lady was not at Oxford Circus this morning. She appears to have been eaten by a dreadlocked type singing "easy-listening" style classics.
( Dr Phil Kitten, Tue 2 Apr 2002, 3:23, archived)

thank the lord.
maybe she ate so many easter eggs she can't remove her head from the toilet for trying to get them all up again?
Came in a different way today, so missed the pleasure...
( pep, Tue 2 Apr 2002, 3:30, archived)

He's the guy
that I occasionally see at the top of the escalator on the way out.

Is he better or worse than the Banshee Lady?
( Amerella, Tue 2 Apr 2002, 3:30, archived)