Pearoast for compo...
...but fekkit, it's ages old this one:


( Doctor When - ugly bag of mostly water, Fri 18 Feb 2005, 12:58, archived)

that's woo
compo it
(Prof UnderCover old geordie mind tricks, Fri 18 Feb 2005, 12:59, archived)

after your time
pretending to be as good as Doc and doing the composting, I would have thought you would appreciate a smaller number of compo entries for him to sift through every week?
( twig, Fri 18 Feb 2005, 13:02, archived)

OK
Come to Aunty Wendy and tell her why you keep having these unfluffy days.

*puts Jaffa Cakes onto bosom to entice Twig*
*Jaffa Cakes immediately fall off*

( Flowerpot Voodoo stick and shark's fin, Fri 18 Feb 2005, 13:06, archived)

Aye, I want to know as well...
*picks up jaffa cakes*
*puts Jaffa Cakes onto Sid's bosom*
( Doc G and Sid the Monkey may contain traces of spatula, Fri 18 Feb 2005, 13:08, archived)

Kwaooooarrr!
PING!

/snaps elastic


( Sir Aunty Dave the Hat's justice kilt is in the wash - Ta! Cannaoogim!?, Fri 18 Feb 2005, 13:28, archived)

"as good as"
pfffft!
( Doc G and Sid the Monkey may contain traces of spatula, Fri 18 Feb 2005, 13:07, archived)

quiet you!
step out of line again and you'll get THE CHAIR
(Prof UnderCover old geordie mind tricks, Fri 18 Feb 2005, 13:13, archived)

Is it still in working order?
Last time I saw it, it had been all packed up and put into storage in THE ROOM.
( Doc G and Sid the Monkey may contain traces of spatula, Fri 18 Feb 2005, 13:16, archived)

pah
THE ROOM is a place to behold, not dread! its just a a bit dark in there!
( first inch is the worst! is glad he's found time for b3ta during a busy day, Fri 18 Feb 2005, 13:24, archived)

A common dellusion...
after 8 bottles of Chimay Red.
( Doc G and Sid the Monkey may contain traces of spatula, Fri 18 Feb 2005, 13:27, archived)