... stark naked, when some bloke in baggy trousers and a tight vest vaults over you, backflips off your chimney pot and is gone before you can even say "excuse me". Well, no more!!!

(, Thu 3 Mar 2005, 22:23, archived)
That's about the least unpleasant thing anyone's said to me today.
(, Thu 3 Mar 2005, 22:30, archived)
Nothing shockingly bad happened, but nothing worked and it was all a bit graargh. To give you an indication, the second least unpleasant thing anyone said to me was a single word text message from a mate, and that word was almost, but not quite, "cranberry".
(, Thu 3 Mar 2005, 22:35, archived)
Extreme sport type thingy, which seems to involve running around rooftops, jumping off high things and doing skateboard moves without the skateboards:
www.parkour.org.uk/
(, Thu 3 Mar 2005, 22:43, archived)