Emerson, Lake & Farmer


( routine and Pantene, Tue 22 Mar 2005, 21:56, archived)

Hehehehe.
Oooo-arr.
( tomsk, Tue 22 Mar 2005, 21:57, archived)

ouch!~

edit: there was this person who sent ten different puns to his friends, with the hope that at least one of the puns would make them laugh.
No pun in ten did.
( M3Essential and The Essentials. LIVE!, Tue 22 Mar 2005, 21:57, archived)

Gro
an
( Ptolemy the man with the silent pea, Tue 22 Mar 2005, 21:59, archived)

Of Richard Whiteley quality
( mozza, Tue 22 Mar 2005, 22:00, archived)

A mosquito was heard to complain
That a chemist had poisoned his brain
The cause of his sorrow
Was Paradichloro-
diphenyltrichloroethane
( Mushroom, Tue 22 Mar 2005, 22:07, archived)

Yay.

( tomsk, Tue 22 Mar 2005, 22:08, archived)

Man goes into a chemist
Says to the pharmacist, "I'd like some monoacetylsalicylic acid please."

The pharmacist says, "You mean aspirin."

And the man replies, "Yes, I can never remember the name of that stuff."
( Afinkawan is reminding people he exists before the bash, Tue 22 Mar 2005, 22:12, archived)

Man goes into a bar,
says to the barman, "A pint of adenosine triphosphate please."

The barman replies, "That'll be 80p."
(Siu Loong, Tue 22 Mar 2005, 22:20, archived)

pfffttt!
It's funny because it's true!
( Afinkawan is reminding people he exists before the bash, Tue 22 Mar 2005, 22:26, archived)

*snort*
i wish i had friends that would understand that. then i would tell them all!
( eponymous Oh!, Tue 22 Mar 2005, 22:31, archived)

i don't get it
i know it's ATP but... but...

edit: read it again
pfffffft

definately breakin' this one out in class
( abandonnship, Tue 22 Mar 2005, 22:37, archived)

hahaha
every time we do nomenclature my teacher says "and that's why we call it tylenol" at least 4 times.

CHEM NERD THREAD!!!
i love it!
( abandonnship, Tue 22 Mar 2005, 22:36, archived)

Slightly less chem
but still scientist:


( Afinkawan is reminding people he exists before the bash, Tue 22 Mar 2005, 22:54, archived)

mmm
ddteeeeeelicious poemetry
( halus - no, not hello! my arm. it's in a loom!, Tue 22 Mar 2005, 22:10, archived)

thats easy for you to say!
(spunkbubble, Tue 22 Mar 2005, 22:11, archived)

is it a bad thing that the first thing i did
was start picturing what the chemical would look like?
( abandonnship, Tue 22 Mar 2005, 22:34, archived)

Yes, a very bad thing
the rest of us realised immediately that it was obviously a made up chemical.
( Afinkawan is reminding people he exists before the bash, Tue 22 Mar 2005, 22:59, archived)

One called DDT ?
;)
(Siu Loong, Tue 22 Mar 2005, 23:00, archived)

groan
to the power of groan
( deodar ant the horror, the horror, Tue 22 Mar 2005, 22:01, archived)

hahahahha
woo!
( Rev. Jesse. broke his ankle, Tue 22 Mar 2005, 22:05, archived)

the old ones are...
...the old ones ;)
( Mushroom, Tue 22 Mar 2005, 22:08, archived)

what
doesn't the cow get a mention?
( mediocre HONKA HONKA, Tue 22 Mar 2005, 21:58, archived)

No,
she doesn't play anything. She just dances with maracas and a garland round her neck.
( routine and Pantene, Tue 22 Mar 2005, 22:00, archived)

she's called bez then?

( deodar ant the horror, the horror, Tue 22 Mar 2005, 22:02, archived)

I honestly can't remember her name.
Straight after the picture she went to market and ended up getting shot through the brain with a bolt gun.
( routine and Pantene, Tue 22 Mar 2005, 22:04, archived)

Ah that would be at the
Abba -toire then?
( Ptolemy the man with the silent pea, Tue 22 Mar 2005, 22:05, archived)

ba-dum tish!

( mediocre HONKA HONKA, Tue 22 Mar 2005, 22:08, archived)

Heifergot to mention
teh cow
( Ptolemy the man with the silent pea, Tue 22 Mar 2005, 22:00, archived)

Udder great.
Sorry.
(Benny A Last Nuclear meltdown:, Tue 22 Mar 2005, 22:15, archived)

It's ok
I don't like that band. I tried to forget about my connection to 'em
EDIT: that's a lot of teeth
( Brown cow, Tue 22 Mar 2005, 22:01, archived)

Coffee? You would be safer sticking with the chronic

( M3Essential and The Essentials. LIVE!, Tue 22 Mar 2005, 22:01, archived)

What they don't tell you
is that web 2 took all of sunday afternoon and most of the evening, whereas web 3 was done in five minutes, and the spider in question had tied up all the researchers and escaped half an hour later.
( tomsk, Tue 22 Mar 2005, 22:04, archived)

exactly!

( mediocre HONKA HONKA, Tue 22 Mar 2005, 22:09, archived)

hahaha
spoken like a man who's been there, done that
( M3Essential and The Essentials. LIVE!, Tue 22 Mar 2005, 22:10, archived)

Hahahaha!
I haven't seen that since it was in New Scientist a few years ago.

The marijuana one quite clearly got most of the way through then decided to go down the all night petrol station for a couple of Mars bars and a pack of king skins.


I seem to remember the benzedrine spider being shortlisted for the Turner prize a couple of years ago.
( Afinkawan is reminding people he exists before the bash, Tue 22 Mar 2005, 22:04, archived)

Hahah
seriously?
( monkdagola but how do you TURN a phrase?, Tue 22 Mar 2005, 22:06, archived)

Yes/no*







*delete as applicable.
( Afinkawan is reminding people he exists before the bash, Tue 22 Mar 2005, 22:08, archived)

Bagsy
nicking The Benzedrine Spiders for a band name!
(Wong Fei-Hung - now with added flickr.com (see profile), Tue 22 Mar 2005, 22:12, archived)

curses!~

( M3Essential and The Essentials. LIVE!, Tue 22 Mar 2005, 22:12, archived)

Hahahahaha!
That'll last about thirty seconds, then one person won't like it, someone will suggest something else and you'll be stuck swapping band names and shouting random words at each other for several hours.
( Afinkawan is reminding people he exists before the bash, Tue 22 Mar 2005, 22:27, archived)

argh
the memories!

previous names have included bad porn, and the girl scout conspiracy. yikes.
( eponymous Oh!, Tue 22 Mar 2005, 22:47, archived)

NO!
I'm not getting drawn into this! I have to get some sleep tonight.
( Afinkawan is reminding people he exists before the bash, Tue 22 Mar 2005, 22:56, archived)

oh oh oh
i remember when that was in the news. Must have been circa 1995. What a good news memory i have.
(Brad Dice, Tue 22 Mar 2005, 22:06, archived)

( routine and Pantene, Tue 22 Mar 2005, 22:12, archived)

( Mushroom, Tue 22 Mar 2005, 22:20, archived)

* may not actually be true
(Brad Dice, Tue 22 Mar 2005, 22:31, archived)

Pfft

( Gizmo.mp3 does not exist, Tue 22 Mar 2005, 22:00, archived)

Hahahahahaha!
Excellent.
( Afinkawan is reminding people he exists before the bash, Tue 22 Mar 2005, 22:02, archived)

Are you sure
that's not Emerson, Milk-lake, Huntley & Palmer in the photograph?
( Ptolemy the man with the silent pea, Tue 22 Mar 2005, 22:03, archived)

Arrr
Get orff moi Tarkus.
(Wong Fei-Hung - now with added flickr.com (see profile), Tue 22 Mar 2005, 22:11, archived)

hahah
woo
( manwithunderpantsonhead older than a Time Lord, Tue 22 Mar 2005, 22:16, archived)