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# Emerson, Lake & Farmer


(I helped save b3ta! routine has perfected burgers, Tue 22 Mar 2005, 21:56, archived)
# Hehehehe.
Oooo-arr.
(tomsk, Tue 22 Mar 2005, 21:57, archived)
# ouch!~

edit: there was this person who sent ten different puns to his friends, with the hope that at least one of the puns would make them laugh.
No pun in ten did.
(I helped save b3ta! M3Essential and The Essentials. LIVE!, Tue 22 Mar 2005, 21:57, archived)
# Gro
an
(I helped save b3ta! Ptolemy the man with the silent pea, Tue 22 Mar 2005, 21:59, archived)
#
Of Richard Whiteley quality
(I helped save b3ta! mozza, Tue 22 Mar 2005, 22:00, archived)
# groan
to the power of groan
(I helped save b3ta! deodar ant trois minutes douche compris, Tue 22 Mar 2005, 22:01, archived)
# hahahahha
woo!
(I helped save b3ta! Rev. Jesse. broke his ankle, Tue 22 Mar 2005, 22:05, archived)
# what
doesn't the cow get a mention?
(I helped save b3ta! mediocre ha ha ha, you're reading this, Tue 22 Mar 2005, 21:58, archived)
# No,
she doesn't play anything. She just dances with maracas and a garland round her neck.
(I helped save b3ta! routine has perfected burgers, Tue 22 Mar 2005, 22:00, archived)
# she's called bez then?
(I helped save b3ta! deodar ant trois minutes douche compris, Tue 22 Mar 2005, 22:02, archived)
# I honestly can't remember her name.
Straight after the picture she went to market and ended up getting shot through the brain with a bolt gun.
(I helped save b3ta! routine has perfected burgers, Tue 22 Mar 2005, 22:04, archived)
# Ah that would be at the
Abba -toire then?
(I helped save b3ta! Ptolemy the man with the silent pea, Tue 22 Mar 2005, 22:05, archived)
# ba-dum tish!
(I helped save b3ta! mediocre ha ha ha, you're reading this, Tue 22 Mar 2005, 22:08, archived)
# Heifergot to mention
teh cow
(I helped save b3ta! Ptolemy the man with the silent pea, Tue 22 Mar 2005, 22:00, archived)
# Udder great.
Sorry.
(Benny A Last Nuclear meltdown:, Tue 22 Mar 2005, 22:15, archived)
# It's ok
I don't like that band. I tried to forget about my connection to 'em
EDIT: that's a lot of teeth
(I helped save b3ta! Brown cow, Tue 22 Mar 2005, 22:01, archived)
# Coffee? You would be safer sticking with the chronic
(I helped save b3ta! M3Essential and The Essentials. LIVE!, Tue 22 Mar 2005, 22:01, archived)
# What they don't tell you
is that web 2 took all of sunday afternoon and most of the evening, whereas web 3 was done in five minutes, and the spider in question had tied up all the researchers and escaped half an hour later.
(tomsk, Tue 22 Mar 2005, 22:04, archived)
# exactly!
(I helped save b3ta! mediocre ha ha ha, you're reading this, Tue 22 Mar 2005, 22:09, archived)
# hahaha
spoken like a man who's been there, done that
(I helped save b3ta! M3Essential and The Essentials. LIVE!, Tue 22 Mar 2005, 22:10, archived)
# Hahahaha!
I haven't seen that since it was in New Scientist a few years ago.

The marijuana one quite clearly got most of the way through then decided to go down the all night petrol station for a couple of Mars bars and a pack of king skins.


I seem to remember the benzedrine spider being shortlisted for the Turner prize a couple of years ago.
(I helped save b3ta! Afinkawan Yes I can hear you Clem Fandango, Tue 22 Mar 2005, 22:04, archived)
# Hahah
seriously?
(I helped save b3ta! monkdagola but how do you TURN a phrase?, Tue 22 Mar 2005, 22:06, archived)
# Yes/no*







*delete as applicable.
(I helped save b3ta! Afinkawan Yes I can hear you Clem Fandango, Tue 22 Mar 2005, 22:08, archived)
# Bagsy
nicking The Benzedrine Spiders for a band name!
(Wong Fei-Hung - now with added flickr.com (see profile), Tue 22 Mar 2005, 22:12, archived)
# curses!~
(I helped save b3ta! M3Essential and The Essentials. LIVE!, Tue 22 Mar 2005, 22:12, archived)
# Hahahahaha!
That'll last about thirty seconds, then one person won't like it, someone will suggest something else and you'll be stuck swapping band names and shouting random words at each other for several hours.
(I helped save b3ta! Afinkawan Yes I can hear you Clem Fandango, Tue 22 Mar 2005, 22:27, archived)
# argh
the memories!

previous names have included bad porn, and the girl scout conspiracy. yikes.
(I helped save b3ta! eponymous Oh!, Tue 22 Mar 2005, 22:47, archived)
# NO!
I'm not getting drawn into this! I have to get some sleep tonight.
(I helped save b3ta! Afinkawan Yes I can hear you Clem Fandango, Tue 22 Mar 2005, 22:56, archived)
# oh oh oh
i remember when that was in the news. Must have been circa 1995. What a good news memory i have.
(Brad Dice, Tue 22 Mar 2005, 22:06, archived)
#
(I helped save b3ta! routine has perfected burgers, Tue 22 Mar 2005, 22:12, archived)
# Pfft
(I helped save b3ta! Gizmo.mp3 does not exist, Tue 22 Mar 2005, 22:00, archived)
# Hahahahahaha!
Excellent.
(I helped save b3ta! Afinkawan Yes I can hear you Clem Fandango, Tue 22 Mar 2005, 22:02, archived)
# Are you sure
that's not Emerson, Milk-lake, Huntley & Palmer in the photograph?
(I helped save b3ta! Ptolemy the man with the silent pea, Tue 22 Mar 2005, 22:03, archived)
# Arrr
Get orff moi Tarkus.
(Wong Fei-Hung - now with added flickr.com (see profile), Tue 22 Mar 2005, 22:11, archived)
# hahah
woo
(I helped save b3ta! manwithunderpantsonhead older than a Time Lord, Tue 22 Mar 2005, 22:16, archived)