It's Just the Truth

( freyamoon Submit!, Mon 28 Mar 2005, 3:11, archived)

amen
now where is my hairbrush?
( rawr isn't really here., Mon 28 Mar 2005, 3:12, archived)

-bends over-
-nods suggesively-
sorry.
(USER No: 21515...FUCK YOU TO FUCK YOU FU see profile for limited time offer., Mon 28 Mar 2005, 3:29, archived)

hahaha indeed
"how god made amazing"
hehe
( abandonnship BEEEEEEES, Mon 28 Mar 2005, 3:14, archived)

and cumber will shaft your ass
hee iloveitiloveit
( Fingers McGraw Cow attack, Mon 28 Mar 2005, 3:17, archived)

They frighten me greatly
Just what in Gods name (Larry) is the pink thing...
( Shifty Steve - so little to say, and so much time, Mon 28 Mar 2005, 3:20, archived)

a squash i think
and larry is the cucumber...

i only know this because a friend of mine is a die-hard xtian fundie
( rawr isn't really here., Mon 28 Mar 2005, 3:21, archived)

of course they are...
y'know there's organisations that can help people like you.
( Fingers McGraw Cow attack, Mon 28 Mar 2005, 3:22, archived)

oh believe me, there are not many people who are less religious than i
[edited]
( rawr isn't really here., Mon 28 Mar 2005, 3:23, archived)

Osama Bin Laden?

( NobbyNobody hates the eKSF because it is shit, Mon 28 Mar 2005, 3:27, archived)

well he's certiainly not xtian
but he has his religious beliefs
( rawr isn't really here., Mon 28 Mar 2005, 3:28, archived)

Ooh
ninja edit!
( NobbyNobody hates the eKSF because it is shit, Mon 28 Mar 2005, 3:30, archived)

are you religious at all?
if so, then i am less religious than you.
(USER No: 21515...FUCK YOU TO FUCK YOU FU see profile for limited time offer., Mon 28 Mar 2005, 3:30, archived)

not in the least bit at all

( rawr isn't really here., Mon 28 Mar 2005, 3:35, archived)

thats the way i like em.

(USER No: 21515...FUCK YOU TO FUCK YOU FU see profile for limited time offer., Mon 28 Mar 2005, 3:36, archived)

i dont think
b3ta and religion go together well
too much lovely blasphemy
( abandonnship BEEEEEEES, Mon 28 Mar 2005, 3:50, archived)

mr. rawr
did you ever decide if there is going to be a Canadian b3ta bash?
( Shiksa wonders what awesomesauce would taste like, Mon 28 Mar 2005, 3:23, archived)

there will be one
i just need to figure out a time and location... are you canadian? and if so, why are you not on THE LIST?
( rawr isn't really here., Mon 28 Mar 2005, 3:24, archived)

I'm from Upstate NY
Whaaaaaah!!!
( freyamoon Submit!, Mon 28 Mar 2005, 3:25, archived)

that might qualify you for an honourary inclusion in THE LIST
approximately where in upstate NY?
( rawr isn't really here., Mon 28 Mar 2005, 3:27, archived)

Near the PA border
Near Binghamton, NY
( freyamoon Submit!, Mon 28 Mar 2005, 3:30, archived)

i shall add you to THE LIST then as an honourary Canadi4n

( rawr isn't really here., Mon 28 Mar 2005, 3:31, archived)

Yay!!!
Woo!

( freyamoon Submit!, Mon 28 Mar 2005, 3:33, archived)

added

( rawr isn't really here., Mon 28 Mar 2005, 3:38, archived)

I'm not Canadian
but from where I live I can get to Windsor in about 3 hours...I might be able to make a Canadab3ta bash should one occur.

Why am I not on THE LIST? Good question.
( Shiksa wonders what awesomesauce would taste like, Mon 28 Mar 2005, 3:29, archived)

how 'bout a bash in NYC?
then canadians, upstaters, bostoners, philly people, and all can attend!
( abandonnship BEEEEEEES, Mon 28 Mar 2005, 3:31, archived)

that's far
i think there was a boston one once
( rawr isn't really here., Mon 28 Mar 2005, 3:35, archived)

yeah
but canada's far too!
/philly, and the only one, i fear
( abandonnship BEEEEEEES, Mon 28 Mar 2005, 3:39, archived)

i think there are other b3ta veterans from philly area
they're mostly on 4rthur now though
( rawr isn't really here., Mon 28 Mar 2005, 3:42, archived)

hmmmm
4rthur, eh?
i've dabbled... i prefer b3ta for some reason. oh well.

/gives up
/moves
( abandonnship BEEEEEEES, Mon 28 Mar 2005, 3:49, archived)

3 hours?
if you are west of Windsor then you would be about 6 hours away from wherever the Canada bash would take place

it would likely be in Toronto
( rawr isn't really here., Mon 28 Mar 2005, 3:36, archived)

uh huh.
/nods
i believe you

i also decided that jesus is a zombie. he came back from the dead, for christ's (err) sake!
( abandonnship BEEEEEEES, Mon 28 Mar 2005, 3:23, archived)

he also eats brains
100% FACT
( rawr isn't really here., Mon 28 Mar 2005, 3:24, archived)

heh
you've been looking at my link down below haven't you
edit:he also r0x over mo535
( Fingers McGraw Cow attack, Mon 28 Mar 2005, 3:25, archived)

i looked at it, but don't remember reading something about him being a zombie
the (apparently unoriginal) idea came to me today while eating chocolate eggs in his honour
( abandonnship BEEEEEEES, Mon 28 Mar 2005, 3:28, archived)

I saw it in Kerrang! magazine
chocalate eggs? Is it easter?
( Shifty Steve - so little to say, and so much time, Mon 28 Mar 2005, 3:31, archived)

well i don't get british magazines
and apparently it's easter! whod'a thunk it?!

HEY you're a reverend, you should know these things...
( abandonnship BEEEEEEES, Mon 28 Mar 2005, 3:32, archived)

Yeah, well,
I've been busy with, um, stuff....
( Shifty Steve - so little to say, and so much time, Mon 28 Mar 2005, 3:38, archived)

well then you are special
and that does actually rock. yay for jesus zombies!
( Fingers McGraw Cow attack, Mon 28 Mar 2005, 3:32, archived)

I read that too!
The first zombie ever! Zombie's rock. hen I die, I want to come back as a zombie. Or maybie as a flying monkey....
( Shifty Steve - so little to say, and so much time, Mon 28 Mar 2005, 3:25, archived)

Flying Monkey Zombie!

( Fingers McGraw Cow attack, Mon 28 Mar 2005, 3:27, archived)

YES!
dressed as a SEXY NUN!
( abandonnship BEEEEEEES, Mon 28 Mar 2005, 3:28, archived)

I'd wear a top hat
and dance for an angry Hungarian guy
( Shifty Steve - so little to say, and so much time, Mon 28 Mar 2005, 3:29, archived)

First zombie ever
would be the guy Jesus raised from the dead.
( NobbyNobody hates the eKSF because it is shit, Mon 28 Mar 2005, 3:28, archived)

he wasn't dead
he was pining for the fjords
( rawr isn't really here., Mon 28 Mar 2005, 3:29, archived)

ha!
PINING FOR THE FIORDS?
(kaibosh, Mon 28 Mar 2005, 3:32, archived)

well
he's got beautiful plumage...
( rawr isn't really here., Mon 28 Mar 2005, 3:40, archived)

the plumage....don't
enter into it! He's stone cold dead!
(kaibosh, Mon 28 Mar 2005, 3:47, archived)

no he's not...
look he just moved!
( rawr isn't really here., Mon 28 Mar 2005, 3:49, archived)

*giggles*
( Fingers McGraw Cow attack, Mon 28 Mar 2005, 3:32, archived)

This amused me
well done.
( NobbyNobody hates the eKSF because it is shit, Mon 28 Mar 2005, 3:34, archived)

FNORD!!
Fnords maybe?
( freyamoon Submit!, Mon 28 Mar 2005, 3:35, archived)

hehe
I'm not christian, but
i like veggitales, just because it cas talking veggies.
(kaibosh, Mon 28 Mar 2005, 3:23, archived)

i've got a wee friend
who used to talk about veggitales and i had no idea what she was on about. the poor thing...
( Fingers McGraw Cow attack, Mon 28 Mar 2005, 3:28, archived)