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# May 6th morning - In a 'sane' world
I wake up May 6th 2005, in a 'sane' world
id see this on screen



BLISS!
(bewitched_fan_2k, Sun 10 Apr 2005, 15:24, archived)
# all the political parties go a bit more pastel?
(I helped save b3ta! lemony, Sun 10 Apr 2005, 15:25, archived)
# A giant white-blue version of the windows logo in the background?
i'd be terrified
(Azzek!, Sun 10 Apr 2005, 15:27, archived)
# ..
You mean you'd me scared
that we'd have a decent goverment and be able to start making progress again
(bewitched_fan_2k, Sun 10 Apr 2005, 15:29, archived)
# no, i'd just be scared of the windows logo...
i have no idea what colour is what in your pie chart
(Azzek!, Sun 10 Apr 2005, 15:31, archived)
# we don't take too kindly to your sort around here
(I helped save b3ta! eponymous Oh!, Sun 10 Apr 2005, 15:38, archived)
# why would that scare anybody?
anyway, if anyone's scared of progress it'd be the tories.
(I helped save b3ta! spacehog, Sun 10 Apr 2005, 18:22, archived)
# Not sure what that represents.
Is it a heavily divided conservative party?
(_Felix 's school of dance and occult sciences, Sun 10 Apr 2005, 15:27, archived)
# Is that a picture of the Tories
winning the election?
Should there not be more draining the blood of virgins and stamping on poor people?
(Withiel assumes the position!, Sun 10 Apr 2005, 15:28, archived)
# i believe they favour the term "scummy little oiks"
(I helped save b3ta! lemony, Sun 10 Apr 2005, 15:30, archived)
# ah yes
my mistake.
(Withiel assumes the position!, Sun 10 Apr 2005, 15:35, archived)
# And everyone with an IQ over 100
either leaving the country or arming themselves to cull the fascists
(I helped save b3ta! thirdman Ia! Ia! R'lyeh Cthulhu ftagn! Ia! Ia! Mglui nafl, Sun 10 Apr 2005, 15:31, archived)
# From the flag
It looks like your waking up in Sweaden too.
(wirepimp, Sun 10 Apr 2005, 15:28, archived)
# Ah, sweaden.
Part sweden, part neasden.
(_Felix 's school of dance and occult sciences, Sun 10 Apr 2005, 15:29, archived)
# Hahahahahahahahahahahaha, hahahahahahahaha!
*breathes*

Hahahahahahahahaha!
(I helped save b3ta! fool_on_the_hill, Sun 10 Apr 2005, 15:44, archived)
# Ah good point
i thought it was a windows logo
(Azzek!, Sun 10 Apr 2005, 15:32, archived)
# Easy mistake to make
if you're colourblind
(Flyslip, Sun 10 Apr 2005, 15:37, archived)
# aargh tories!
run!
*Edit: phew, thankfully everyone seems to agree, thought I'd missed a meeting, declaring the Conservatives a good party.
(Spinkeh, Sun 10 Apr 2005, 15:29, archived)
# LOL
They are a good party... Labour are idots
(bewitched_fan_2k, Sun 10 Apr 2005, 15:36, archived)
# I'm a thatcherite
and in my opinion the current tory party are idiots.
(_Felix 's school of dance and occult sciences, Sun 10 Apr 2005, 15:38, archived)
# no, no
jellies, trifle and paper hats are a good party. Oh, and the dot over an i is called an "iota".
(I helped save b3ta! thirsty a rare visitor these days, Sun 10 Apr 2005, 15:38, archived)
# pffft!
will you marry me?
(I helped save b3ta! eponymous Oh!, Sun 10 Apr 2005, 15:39, archived)
# certainly
to whom?
(I helped save b3ta! thirsty a rare visitor these days, Sun 10 Apr 2005, 15:44, archived)
# no doubt brown cow will volunteer
if he can remove his lips from abandonships bottom
(I helped save b3ta! lemony, Sun 10 Apr 2005, 15:47, archived)
# no thanks
he's a little young for me
(I helped save b3ta! eponymous Oh!, Sun 10 Apr 2005, 15:50, archived)
# and anyway
i have designs on brown cow myself
(I helped save b3ta! thirsty a rare visitor these days, Sun 10 Apr 2005, 15:51, archived)
# really? i thought you were both like 18



/not very observent so this shouldn't come as a surprise
(I helped save b3ta! lemony, Sun 10 Apr 2005, 15:53, archived)
# he's 16
i'm 20.
i guess technically you could say we're both "kinda 18" but i dunno...
(I helped save b3ta! eponymous Oh!, Sun 10 Apr 2005, 15:55, archived)
# Your mean age is 18
so it doesn't matter
(I helped save b3ta! homonk, Sun 10 Apr 2005, 15:57, archived)
# 20! That's ancient!
/is my age, and I feel old
(Nothing to see, Sun 10 Apr 2005, 15:58, archived)
# as a 20 year old, i'd take offense at being called 16 as well i guess
sorry miss!
(I helped save b3ta! lemony, Sun 10 Apr 2005, 15:58, archived)
# s'ok
i blame cashy (twunt) he keeps telling everyone i'm 14
(I helped save b3ta! eponymous Oh!, Sun 10 Apr 2005, 16:07, archived)
# /huggles
(Withiel assumes the position!, Sun 10 Apr 2005, 15:41, archived)
# Take it you're not old enough
to remember the last time they were in power?
(I helped save b3ta! thirdman Ia! Ia! R'lyeh Cthulhu ftagn! Ia! Ia! Mglui nafl, Sun 10 Apr 2005, 15:39, archived)
# Right.
Either
1) You are joking.

2) You haven't read the manifesto, and therefore have not been frightened off by the inane bleating about "Hard-Working, Right-Thinking Majorities" and "One Nation Britain".

3) You have read the manifesto, and therefore are a cunt. Kindly fuck off to somewhere else.

4) You like the Tories without having read the manifesto, in which case, see (3)

5) Profit
(Withiel assumes the position!, Sun 10 Apr 2005, 15:41, archived)
# ^this^
(especially no3)
(I helped save b3ta! thirdman Ia! Ia! R'lyeh Cthulhu ftagn! Ia! Ia! Mglui nafl, Sun 10 Apr 2005, 15:42, archived)
# i'd also add
6.) you're trolling because you're well aware that this site is primarily populated by weak wristed lefties like me
(I helped save b3ta! lemony, Sun 10 Apr 2005, 15:49, archived)
# Of course,
but I do suspect that that might involve having read and having agreed with the Tory Manifesto.
/hates the fascists, hates them, he does
(Withiel assumes the position!, Sun 10 Apr 2005, 15:55, archived)
# hahhahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahaha
*breath*
"good party"
a hahahahaha
(I helped save b3ta! homonk, Sun 10 Apr 2005, 15:42, archived)
# they are a party of bigotted wankers
(I helped save b3ta! MrSanity has maybe kicked the WoW habit forever, Sun 10 Apr 2005, 15:46, archived)
# You work for the tories,
and have been tasked with spreading a pro-tory message on the "hip" websites.

AICMFP
(Nothing to see, Sun 10 Apr 2005, 15:49, archived)