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# aargh tories!
run!
*Edit: phew, thankfully everyone seems to agree, thought I'd missed a meeting, declaring the Conservatives a good party.
(, Sun 10 Apr 2005, 15:29, archived)
# LOL
They are a good party... Labour are idots
(, Sun 10 Apr 2005, 15:36, archived)
# I'm a thatcherite
and in my opinion the current tory party are idiots.
(, Sun 10 Apr 2005, 15:38, archived)
# no, no
jellies, trifle and paper hats are a good party. Oh, and the dot over an i is called an "iota".
(, Sun 10 Apr 2005, 15:38, archived)
# pffft!
will you marry me?
(, Sun 10 Apr 2005, 15:39, archived)
# certainly
to whom?
(, Sun 10 Apr 2005, 15:44, archived)
# no doubt brown cow will volunteer
if he can remove his lips from abandonships bottom
(, Sun 10 Apr 2005, 15:47, archived)
# no thanks
he's a little young for me
(, Sun 10 Apr 2005, 15:50, archived)
# and anyway
i have designs on brown cow myself
(, Sun 10 Apr 2005, 15:51, archived)
# really? i thought you were both like 18



/not very observent so this shouldn't come as a surprise
(, Sun 10 Apr 2005, 15:53, archived)
# he's 16
i'm 20.
i guess technically you could say we're both "kinda 18" but i dunno...
(, Sun 10 Apr 2005, 15:55, archived)
# Your mean age is 18
so it doesn't matter
(, Sun 10 Apr 2005, 15:57, archived)
# 20! That's ancient!
/is my age, and I feel old
(, Sun 10 Apr 2005, 15:58, archived)
# as a 20 year old, i'd take offense at being called 16 as well i guess
sorry miss!
(, Sun 10 Apr 2005, 15:58, archived)
# s'ok
i blame cashy (twunt) he keeps telling everyone i'm 14
(, Sun 10 Apr 2005, 16:07, archived)
# /huggles
(, Sun 10 Apr 2005, 15:41, archived)
# Take it you're not old enough
to remember the last time they were in power?
(, Sun 10 Apr 2005, 15:39, archived)
# Right.
Either
1) You are joking.

2) You haven't read the manifesto, and therefore have not been frightened off by the inane bleating about "Hard-Working, Right-Thinking Majorities" and "One Nation Britain".

3) You have read the manifesto, and therefore are a cunt. Kindly fuck off to somewhere else.

4) You like the Tories without having read the manifesto, in which case, see (3)

5) Profit
(, Sun 10 Apr 2005, 15:41, archived)
# ^this^
(especially no3)
(, Sun 10 Apr 2005, 15:42, archived)
# i'd also add
6.) you're trolling because you're well aware that this site is primarily populated by weak wristed lefties like me
(, Sun 10 Apr 2005, 15:49, archived)
# Of course,
but I do suspect that that might involve having read and having agreed with the Tory Manifesto.
/hates the fascists, hates them, he does
(, Sun 10 Apr 2005, 15:55, archived)
# hahhahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahaha
*breath*
"good party"
a hahahahaha
(, Sun 10 Apr 2005, 15:42, archived)
# they are a party of bigotted wankers
(, Sun 10 Apr 2005, 15:46, archived)