Uh oh...

CFB Do it, wuss!
( sinisterduck, Wed 13 Apr 2005, 9:35, archived)

hahaah
how true

I had some cunty little man try to snuggle into me last night.. and some dickhead bitch with a book try to elbow me out of my seat this morning.. I`ll not say what I did :)
( Reckless_Rik, Wed 13 Apr 2005, 9:42, archived)

please
tell us, tell us...
(BadKitty Moo! Said Zebedee......, Wed 13 Apr 2005, 9:44, archived)

Aaaw tell us Rik
and good 'ning to you

edit: mindpisses!
( mediocre mummy feets!, Wed 13 Apr 2005, 9:44, archived)

morning sir
well I know you`re not supposed to hit women... and I didn`t

her elbow was horizontal, poking into me, so I lifed my left arm and elbowed her downwards with a little bit of force.. she nearly shit herself

also had a bloke barge past (and into me) trying to get on an escalator.. amazing how a little clip to the heel sends them flying
( Reckless_Rik, Wed 13 Apr 2005, 9:49, archived)

You are teh commuter ninja

( Bohica Anne Frank's Bukkaki Tentacle Storm, Wed 13 Apr 2005, 9:50, archived)

just can`t be arsed with inconsiderate bastards
not my fault the service is shit and they want to crush themselves into veal crates

I love it when there`s a scrum to get on.. being quite a "sturdy" bloke, I squeeze on, get into a reasonable position and make sure I don`t move when everybody else is trying to crush in when the doors are closing

"can you move up please?"
"no I fucking can`t - there`s no room.. now fuck off"
( Reckless_Rik, Wed 13 Apr 2005, 9:54, archived)

That's exactly what I'd do.
If I wasn't five foot six.

/shortarse.
( Bohica Anne Frank's Bukkaki Tentacle Storm, Wed 13 Apr 2005, 9:55, archived)

you can headbutt
crotches then
( sinisterduck, Wed 13 Apr 2005, 9:56, archived)

We can all do that.
We all do that.
( gronkpan MUSICIANS! www.zombiemoonrobots.com, Wed 13 Apr 2005, 10:01, archived)

That's my tactic exactly
tomorrow I have to take the Amsterdam subway again, which I think is quite comparable.
( mediocre mummy feets!, Wed 13 Apr 2005, 9:57, archived)

are the people over there not a bit more chilled?
in London, where there`s mobile phone availability, it`s all friggin` "yeah, we`ve just closed a 14 million pound deal"

or "yeah... can you get me some of the stuff you got last week? yeah how much? yeah 2 quid each? sorted"
( Reckless_Rik, Wed 13 Apr 2005, 10:01, archived)

In the quiet hours
everyone seems very much asleep.

But in the rush hours things can get very grim.
( mediocre mummy feets!, Wed 13 Apr 2005, 10:06, archived)

nah
amsterdam is suprisingly stressed compared to the rest of the netherlands
( drunkenoaf, Wed 13 Apr 2005, 10:12, archived)

You sound like you could use one of my inventions:
The pedestrian horn - It fits snugly in the palm of your hand and makes as much noise as a semi-trailor.


Perfect for those times when the train is on the platform and there's a doddering old lady blocking your path.
( gronkpan MUSICIANS! www.zombiemoonrobots.com, Wed 13 Apr 2005, 9:59, archived)

hahaha
shouting "FOR FUCK SAKE!" doesn`t always work :(
( Reckless_Rik, Wed 13 Apr 2005, 10:02, archived)

Still, I plan on pretending to be deaf and senile when I'm older...
I can't wait to be able to complain about not being able to buy a single egg (as opposed to a carton) at the local cornershop.

I'll barge my way to the front of every queue like it's normal, and piss wherever I want to.

Being an old fart is going to rock!
( gronkpan MUSICIANS! www.zombiemoonrobots.com, Wed 13 Apr 2005, 10:05, archived)

sounds like a London teenager to me..

( Reckless_Rik, Wed 13 Apr 2005, 10:12, archived)

when I came back from a conference in Greece
I had a broken ankle, a big suitcase, a backpack, another bag and a poster tube.

some twat pushed me into a barrier in Kingscross at the bottom of the stairs near the exit, and I called them a stoat bothering cunt badger. Then they turned round and helped me get my suitcae up the stairs
( swaza I'm bad, I'm bad. You know it. I'm bad., Wed 13 Apr 2005, 10:00, archived)

that`s schizophrenia for you ;)

( Reckless_Rik, Wed 13 Apr 2005, 10:02, archived)

haha
also, just minutes after that some cockney bloke came up to me and started talking whilst his wife/accomplice went behind me and tried to open my bag. I just told him to fuck off before I break her arm.

What a lovely place London is. I wouldn't mind but I was only there for 30 min that day.
( swaza I'm bad, I'm bad. You know it. I'm bad., Wed 13 Apr 2005, 10:06, archived)

it`s a hole
a depressing, expensive, dirty hole

.. bit like Cherie Blair`s arse
( Reckless_Rik, Wed 13 Apr 2005, 10:13, archived)

hahahahaha
you just made me snortle - which is a first
( swaza I'm bad, I'm bad. You know it. I'm bad., Wed 13 Apr 2005, 10:19, archived)

there's nothing you like better
than to be pressed up to a cunty little man, don't deny it!

'Ning kids!
( Wasp Box is skinny, scared and off his game, Wed 13 Apr 2005, 9:49, archived)

Tell us please.
I've just head some lovely pain killers (co-dydramol - yay) - and I may need to go for a sleep soon. Wouldn't want to miss out.
( Bohica Anne Frank's Bukkaki Tentacle Storm, Wed 13 Apr 2005, 9:49, archived)

you should have presented the book bitch
with one of your John 'cnut' McCrrirririrck cards.
(lemonymillenniumbaboon, Wed 13 Apr 2005, 9:51, archived)

there are cards?
woo! like Top Trumps?

*parrrrrrrp*

*trumps*
( Reckless_Rik, Wed 13 Apr 2005, 9:54, archived)

looks suitable
for mass card production.
I suggest a 67-33% split in the profits.
/actually we'd better bung a few quid to alien horse too - BEWARE
(lemonymillenniumbaboon, Wed 13 Apr 2005, 9:57, archived)