Found this on the floor of the Tory HQ....
Been waiting for newbie Tuesday to post this!




(SuaveG (I love spesh), Tue 19 Apr 2005, 12:00, archived)

dare I ask... "is it real"?

( Reckless_Rik, Tue 19 Apr 2005, 12:02, archived)

if only!

(SuaveG (I love spesh), Tue 19 Apr 2005, 12:04, archived)

then it`s very nicely done
I`ve no idea how to make text look crinkly

.. or did you print it and crinkle it up?


/thinking too hard
( Reckless_Rik, Tue 19 Apr 2005, 12:05, archived)

Yep, I cheated
Printed it and then screwed it up!
(SuaveG (I love spesh), Tue 19 Apr 2005, 12:06, archived)

Some sort of Filter/Distort/Displace... would be in order
based upon a greyscale map of the folded paper
( maiden mixing metaphors since 1624, Tue 19 Apr 2005, 12:12, archived)

you WHAT?!

ooh hark at her!

/has only just figured out how to link layers
( Reckless_Rik, Tue 19 Apr 2005, 12:14, archived)

hahaha

( maiden mixing metaphors since 1624, Tue 19 Apr 2005, 12:18, archived)

Link what?
Layers you say?
( Afinkawan is trying to write some comedy for Greenbelt, Tue 19 Apr 2005, 12:31, archived)

yeah you click the linky thing so you can move layers around at the same time

( Reckless_Rik, Tue 19 Apr 2005, 12:38, archived)

It's way beyond me...
I'll stick to paintmashes.
(Catfish Ma, why can't I draw? "Because you have fins dear", Tue 19 Apr 2005, 12:41, archived)

Desert?
Mmmmm Sandy.
( Nonny Mouse. -- Scared as a Shitting Scorpion, Tue 19 Apr 2005, 12:04, archived)

Bugger

(SuaveG (I love spesh), Tue 19 Apr 2005, 12:05, archived)

Don't Worry
It's the kind of spelling mistake the Tories would make -
they're always missing "s"es
-- Look at me, i made a political funny!
( Nonny Mouse. -- Scared as a Shitting Scorpion, Tue 19 Apr 2005, 12:11, archived)

i thought the joke
was "Roast Perk"

hey ho....

Desert indeed...
(BadKitty Moo! Said Zebedee......, Tue 19 Apr 2005, 12:09, archived)

What is the joke though?
Apart from a menu?
/thick
( Nonny Mouse. -- Scared as a Shitting Scorpion, Tue 19 Apr 2005, 12:11, archived)

Desert was the mistake!
Serving the Conservative high and mighty with pork was the joke..
(SuaveG (I love spesh), Tue 19 Apr 2005, 12:12, archived)

but why?
I don't understand the tory / pork connection?
( Nonny Mouse. -- Scared as a Shitting Scorpion, Tue 19 Apr 2005, 12:14, archived)

Oliver Letwin and Michael Howard are Jewish.
Not very pc I'm afriad!
(SuaveG (I love spesh), Tue 19 Apr 2005, 12:17, archived)