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[challenge entry] In the museum under Windsor Castle
Charles' plans to bring his grandmother back were coming along nicely.

From the Exhibits kept in storage challenge. See all 120 entries (closed)

(I helped save b3ta! Wifey, Mon 4 Nov 2002, 9:20, archived)
# eeeeeugh!!!!
would she go mental just like Frankenstein's monster?
I hope so.
(I helped save b3ta! M@rkoni, Mon 4 Nov 2002, 9:23, archived)
# hoooray!
she blinks! Bet she's starting to small like gin again too - be right as rain soon.
(I helped save b3ta! pep, Mon 4 Nov 2002, 9:24, archived)
# she'll escape
the mausoleum by using the kipper bones lodged in her throat as lock picks
(I helped save b3ta! munkt0n, Mon 4 Nov 2002, 9:24, archived)
# heh heh - and those bionic hips
will see her clear over the security fence, no problems.
(I helped save b3ta! brainstuff can eat a whole shredded wheat, Mon 4 Nov 2002, 9:28, archived)
# The gin
is what's keeping her fresh!
(I helped save b3ta! Wifey, Mon 4 Nov 2002, 9:26, archived)
# mmmmmm
gin.
(I helped save b3ta! Dr Phil Kitten, Mon 4 Nov 2002, 9:31, archived)
# morning Dr
Phil KAMASUTRA!
i assume you had a lurvely weekend :)
(I helped save b3ta! mnb098mnb used to be here, Mon 4 Nov 2002, 9:32, archived)
# Nah. Dr Kamosutra
was busy being a dirty old man..
(I helped save b3ta! Wifey, Mon 4 Nov 2002, 9:36, archived)
# I know
How bizarre was that?? I wandered back through the spazz to see what happened after I left.

Still, it's lovely to be told I'm an Angel, albeit a filthy old flasher-mac sort of an angel. Not sure quite what he thought he was on about, but hey.
(I helped save b3ta! Dr Phil Kitten, Mon 4 Nov 2002, 9:39, archived)
# He got board soon
'cause no-one would fight him, and pep was being overly nice I think..
How was the Tate?
(I helped save b3ta! Wifey, Mon 4 Nov 2002, 9:51, archived)
# it was fun.
There was a really, really big red thing and an exploding piano and some vegetable-heads which ate each other and a garden gnome made of fags and things.

I liked it.
(I helped save b3ta! Dr Phil Kitten, Mon 4 Nov 2002, 9:54, archived)
# I think the reasons people come up with the art is funny
but the art itself is great. i like the idea of weird things merged together.
(I helped save b3ta! mnb098mnb used to be here, Mon 4 Nov 2002, 9:57, archived)
# Isn't the exploding piano
just the best?
(I helped save b3ta! bob dinosaur, Mon 4 Nov 2002, 10:01, archived)
# yup!
I remembered it and dragged everyone off to see it before we left. You've not been to the Tate until you've seen the exploding piano.
(I helped save b3ta! Dr Phil Kitten, Mon 4 Nov 2002, 10:06, archived)
# yay
i hope she does come back - everyone loves the queen mum.
(I helped save b3ta! monkeon schmonkeon, Mon 4 Nov 2002, 9:26, archived)
# it's aliiive!
i'm not convinced she was ever dead anyway!
it was all a cover as she'd taken to petty pilfering from her holiness diana's estate
(I helped save b3ta! aaarrgghh...wasps! !spsaw...hhggrraaa, Mon 4 Nov 2002, 10:02, archived)