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# Dr. Phil Kitten
I did this especially for you..

HAHAHA! DIE KITTENS DIE!!
(I helped save b3ta! Lumpbucket tekcubpmuL, Mon 8 Apr 2002, 14:31, archived)
# that
fecking rules!
Even cheered me up! Yay to you!
(I helped save b3ta! Hugo Rune, Mon 8 Apr 2002, 14:34, archived)
# fantastic
that beat elvis in jail off my wallpaper

i give you a houpla
(doktored, Mon 8 Apr 2002, 14:35, archived)
# wierd spelling of weird dave
no sweeties for you!
(I helped save b3ta! Hugo Rune, Mon 8 Apr 2002, 14:37, archived)
# fixed
my upstairs neighbour is a bank clerk for hsbc , ill play some rilly loud music for you when i get home. Ill wind her up till she complains will that satisfy your thirst for blood
(doktored, Mon 8 Apr 2002, 14:39, archived)
# you are attacking the pawns
go for the bishops.
(I helped save b3ta! rob, Mon 8 Apr 2002, 14:43, archived)
# hmmm
bishop .. the ones in the funny hats right!.

ok im gonna move on it.
(doktored, Mon 8 Apr 2002, 14:56, archived)
# ahhh
listening to "kill em all" by metallica.
what a lovely song.
Next up is "people=shit" by slipknot.
Followed by "disasterpiece" which has the worst opening lyrics in the world - quote "I wanna slit your throat and fuck the wound, wanna push my face in and feel the swoon".
yuk.
(I helped save b3ta! Hugo Rune, Mon 8 Apr 2002, 15:02, archived)
# didn't
Lena Martell cover this one?
(I helped save b3ta! Fat Boab of dailyreckless.com fame, Mon 8 Apr 2002, 15:14, archived)
# who
and indeed yay?
(I helped save b3ta! Hugo Rune, Mon 8 Apr 2002, 15:18, archived)
# Fukkinelll...
Houpla make Brainmelthouplagrnrrrrrr....
(tomsk, Mon 8 Apr 2002, 14:41, archived)
# tomsk! tooomsk!!
stop him!!
(I helped save b3ta! Dr Phil Kitten, Mon 8 Apr 2002, 14:40, archived)
# How, precisely,
am I supposed to stop him?
You will just have to fight back and make a Lumpbucket squishing machine later on.
(tomsk, Mon 8 Apr 2002, 14:43, archived)
# Bwahahaha!
You'll never stop me and my kitten squashing ways!

Kittens are evil anyway...
(I helped save b3ta! Lumpbucket tekcubpmuL, Mon 8 Apr 2002, 15:03, archived)
# You know what really hurts
is that you stole my boyfriend's Mallet of Righteousness and used it to hurt kitties instead of BERNARD MANNING!!

Is that the action of a sane man, I ask you?
(I helped save b3ta! Dr Phil Kitten, Mon 8 Apr 2002, 15:11, archived)
# But
this is B3ta!
B3tans are the ultimate paradox. On the one hand, B3tans love kittens, but on the other hand, B3tans love gratuitously violent kitten death.
(I helped save b3ta! Lumpbucket tekcubpmuL, Mon 8 Apr 2002, 15:15, archived)
# Too true.

This was one of my first ever postings. And I love kittens.
(tomsk, Mon 8 Apr 2002, 15:22, archived)
# If I had known
that my posting would bring the KLF to this...

(sniff)
(I helped save b3ta! Dr Phil Kitten, Mon 8 Apr 2002, 15:34, archived)
# You made me cry
with this post, vicious brute!
(bluemerle, Mon 8 Apr 2002, 15:33, archived)
# Excellent...
...my work here is done :)
(I helped save b3ta! Lumpbucket tekcubpmuL, Mon 8 Apr 2002, 15:38, archived)