Charlie was going to have words...
...with her agent. When she'd been asked to open the new "National Seed Museum", she hadn't read the contract fully.

She certainly wasn't going to try any of the buffet Vaul-au-vents.
( Doctor When - ugly bag of mostly water, Tue 5 Nov 2002, 11:15, archived)

I expect she planning some sort
of spunky water feature.

I'm off to wash my brain out now.
( bovine www.richardtingley.co.uk, visit or I kill you, Tue 5 Nov 2002, 11:19, archived)

nice variations on the spuff theme.
( brainstuff can eat a whole shredded wheat, Tue 5 Nov 2002, 11:23, archived)