This is what happens when you don't look where you are going!

( Undercovercarrot "Too stupid to breed" is a clinical diagnosis, Thu 5 May 2005, 2:25, archived)

Hahahaha
Hull!
( Skulls, Thu 5 May 2005, 2:25, archived)

this!

( Sellers funkie not junkie, Thu 5 May 2005, 2:26, archived)

that was some crash!..
the character seems to have gone from the trunk, into the glove box!
=)
( mikenco, Thu 5 May 2005, 2:26, archived)

boot
not trunk!
( my name is will now suck my cock, Thu 5 May 2005, 2:28, archived)

I was gonna say boot
but it's the hour of our American cousins right about now..
( mikenco, Thu 5 May 2005, 2:30, archived)

Aha!
Color me ashamed.
( my name is will now suck my cock, Thu 5 May 2005, 2:31, archived)

I was even going to Americanise (z?) 'Glovebox'..
Do the Yanks have a similarly daft name for that too?
( mikenco, Thu 5 May 2005, 2:32, archived)

Glovebox
instead of glove compartment?
( my name is will now suck my cock, Thu 5 May 2005, 2:33, archived)

Glovebox is glovebox
or compartment
(Hairy Midget, Thu 5 May 2005, 2:33, archived)

Its just as silly in either dialect then!
I mean, who actually keep gloves in it??.. mine is full of nutty wrappers!
( mikenco, Thu 5 May 2005, 2:34, archived)

Splangeflugel, if hollywood is to be believed

(glued eel, Thu 5 May 2005, 2:33, archived)

Drop the G
Just Lovebox, my friend
(Jesus, Thu 5 May 2005, 2:34, archived)

hehehe...


\chuckled at that!
( mikenco, Thu 5 May 2005, 2:35, archived)

British call the phone book an A to Z?
haha. whats next? calling toilet paper loo roll?
(Hairy Midget, Thu 5 May 2005, 2:29, archived)

The A to Z is a road map

(benryves Now I'm radioactive! That can't be good!, Thu 5 May 2005, 2:30, archived)

ah
why is it called that
(Hairy Midget, Thu 5 May 2005, 2:31, archived)

because it usually has an A to Z
of street names in the back

or alternatively because they have the areas the map covers divided into sections that are usually lettered as opposed to numbered, so you if you drive off page E it might tell you to turn to page K for the continuation, depending on which direction you're driving etc. etc.
( Mushroom, Thu 5 May 2005, 2:32, archived)

.....but they're divided into sections
names after which page NUMBER the map can be found on
( Yeknom. Incontinence and Premature ejaculation? Easy come, easy go., Thu 5 May 2005, 2:37, archived)

we must get the primary school cheap rip off version then
because ours are definitely lettered

they're also about 7 years old so our house isn't even on them, but ah well...
( Mushroom, Thu 5 May 2005, 2:38, archived)

It's a brand name
www.a-zmaps.co.uk/ but like sellotape, pritt stick and velcro it's turned into a generic name for the product.
( Yeknom. Incontinence and Premature ejaculation? Easy come, easy go., Thu 5 May 2005, 2:34, archived)

or this

( Mushroom, Thu 5 May 2005, 2:35, archived)

haha
whats pritt stick?
(Hairy Midget, Thu 5 May 2005, 2:36, archived)

glue
more precisely roll-on paper glue.
( Mushroom, Thu 5 May 2005, 2:37, archived)

it's not roll on
it's rub on
( Yeknom. Incontinence and Premature ejaculation? Easy come, easy go., Thu 5 May 2005, 2:41, archived)

pedant ;)

( Mushroom, Thu 5 May 2005, 2:42, archived)

a glue stick thing
www.pennpaper.co.uk/images/024900.jpg
Biggest selling glue in england so i hear
( Yeknom. Incontinence and Premature ejaculation? Easy come, easy go., Thu 5 May 2005, 2:39, archived)

erm
why would you look in a phone book for directions?

we call a street map a street map or an A to Z.
generally we call the phone book the phone book

and yes, toilet paper is loo roll ;)
( Mushroom, Thu 5 May 2005, 2:31, archived)

"Bog roll"
for preference. ;-)
(benryves Now I'm radioactive! That can't be good!, Thu 5 May 2005, 2:32, archived)

this
=)
( mikenco, Thu 5 May 2005, 2:33, archived)

that too
depends how crude you want to be ;)
( Mushroom, Thu 5 May 2005, 2:33, archived)

or
"the daily mail"
( my name is will now suck my cock, Thu 5 May 2005, 2:34, archived)

nah, I use The Sun
the cat gets the Daily Mail ;)
( Mushroom, Thu 5 May 2005, 2:35, archived)

arf!
yes!
( eponymous Ham's for eating not hugging!, Thu 5 May 2005, 2:36, archived)

Arf!

(doctor dyslexia. doctor dyslexia is b3ta.com's cutest narsissist., Thu 5 May 2005, 2:36, archived)

My idea is that
someone make an ani showing the paparatzzi chacing Di's car and right as they enter the tunnel - a huge (ugly, shopped if necessary) Camilla face pops up or out at them and the rest is history.

One of you talented blokes or blokettes wanna give her a go?
(Jogolo, Thu 5 May 2005, 5:09, archived)