Condoms are not 100% safe
From the It's a Conspiracy challenge. See all 198 entries (closed)
( , Sun 15 May 2005, 23:05, archived)
From the It's a Conspiracy challenge. See all 198 entries (closed)
( , Sun 15 May 2005, 23:05, archived)
No their 99.7% safe
So if you had sex 1000 times, youd only get 3 girls pregnant, result!
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Sun 15 May 2005, 23:08,
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thats like saying one in 10 people are gay
there are 10 people in my office, and i can tell you, no one is gay
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Sun 15 May 2005, 23:10,
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Everyone knows
that all gay men work as fashion designers, models, and interior designers.
That explains it.
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Sun 15 May 2005, 23:16,
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That explains it.
no
if you shag 100 people you get .3 of a girl pregnant so 1000 would be three buns in the oven
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Sun 15 May 2005, 23:12,
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how can you get .3 of a girl preggers though
Unless she gives birth to a mong
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Sun 15 May 2005, 23:14,
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Ignoring all the other factors aswell
girls don't just instantly get pregnant if you have sex without a condom.
Just being picky.
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Sun 15 May 2005, 23:20,
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Just being picky.
a one in 3 chance of her getting pregnant
surely thats bull shit, for lack of a better term
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Sun 15 May 2005, 23:23,
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this is now getting complicated
and im not too worried, because i doubt very much i will have sex with 1000 girls in my life time, and if i were, i wouldnt be on b3ta
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Sun 15 May 2005, 23:30,
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I dunno
it could be as high as 1 in 3. Enough of the err..... contribution can stay in there for up to 4 days and some women are receptive for up to a week per month.
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Sun 15 May 2005, 23:28,
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its all right im not doing stats
but atleast i can work out the lowest point on the curve Y=X2-6X+8
so i should be ok
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Sun 15 May 2005, 23:20,
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so i should be ok
you dont USE maths its just there to make people who pass look clever
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Sun 15 May 2005, 23:25,
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It's been 5 years since I was doing A level maths.
I find it hard to add my shopping bill up now.
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Sun 15 May 2005, 23:27,
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Before I've bought them?
I don't have a time machine.
Are you the kind of person who looks in the back for answers?
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Sun 15 May 2005, 23:32,
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Are you the kind of person who looks in the back for answers?
why add it up before?
you only pay once they tell you how much it is
or are you one of those people who gets their money ready before they get to the till so they can pay quickly?
/edit here take this one b3ta.com/board/4638736
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Sun 15 May 2005, 23:34,
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or are you one of those people who gets their money ready before they get to the till so they can pay quickly?
/edit here take this one b3ta.com/board/4638736
How the fuck did you manage that?
Were you nobbing your teacher?
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Sun 15 May 2005, 23:20,
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By the same logic 30 b3tans can suck their own dicks
"Men who can reach their penis with their tongue or lips sometimes perform autofellatio, in which the man licks or sucks his own penis. However, research shows only one man in a thousand can do this to orgasm."
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Sun 15 May 2005, 23:14,
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Wiki this morning
I messed around on it for a while, found this little factoid, and couldn't wait to share.
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Sun 15 May 2005, 23:22,
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Haha
yeah like the other facts you had earlier. I'm starting to wonder what you spend your time looking at ;)
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Sun 15 May 2005, 23:22,
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Eponymous started it!
And I didn't have anything to do... so I kept getting crossreferrenced...
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Sun 15 May 2005, 23:25,
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Yeah yeah yeah
You were being naughty. And that's the end of it :P
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Sun 15 May 2005, 23:27,
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hahaha, I remember
I was only clicking dirty things on Wiki, purely for educational reasons.
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Sun 15 May 2005, 23:36,
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Nah
it's some piece of shit that infects java...but it's harmless if you use sun java and not MS crap ;)
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Sun 15 May 2005, 23:40,
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i see, there was some of that. but it was something else, cleaned it up at 4:30 this morning tho,whilst a bit pissed - hope i cleaned it properly :0
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Sun 15 May 2005, 23:41,
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Hehe
Always best to scan again and make sure. I understand how that's a pain when drunk. My scans take about 40 mins or something like that. If it's byte verify (or any virus for that matter) my AVG doesn't do a bloody thing about it. I end up just finding the bastard and delete it manually.
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Sun 15 May 2005, 23:45,
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yes, but not all b3tans are male
although i am sometimes undecided on if all b3tans have a penis =oP
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Sun 15 May 2005, 23:17,
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I know. There are around 33,000 b3tans.
I left room for teh ladies, hence the 30.
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Sun 15 May 2005, 23:20,
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oooh clever you
although you havnt taken into acount all the b3tans with multiple personalities. i do however feel for such a thing as 'how many b3tans suck their own dick' its probably not too important to our lives
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Sun 15 May 2005, 23:22,
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saw some black dude in a porno do it once
was 24 inches or somthing. bastard
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Sun 15 May 2005, 23:25,
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Pfffffft!
Bet that cunt didn't even have to bend down. Still, think of it this way: who has the last laugh when he gets a stiff one in public? ;)
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Sun 15 May 2005, 23:27,
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Hahaha
Good job I don't live in London and have to use the tube. Wouldn't like to think of the number of times people have had brushes with that sort of thing :-S
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Sun 15 May 2005, 23:29,
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That's insane
At least he can do that, considering he'd spear any girl he tried to fuck
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Sun 15 May 2005, 23:27,
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and the only time the whole thing gets wet
is swimming or in the tub.
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Sun 15 May 2005, 23:31,
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But when they do those stats,
that's percentage of people getting pregnant in a year of using condoms, not per shag. Average no of shags per year for an 18-29 year old is 112, so if you had sex 112,000 times you'd only get 3 girls pregnant. In theory
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Sun 15 May 2005, 23:24,
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yeah, but spunk is quite viscous
and so it would take a while to move across the rubbery membrane
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Sun 15 May 2005, 23:27,
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im sure i would be
celibacy, the only contraceptive that works*
*99.9999999999999999999999999% of the time (immaculate conception is the only variable)
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Sun 15 May 2005, 23:31,
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*99.9999999999999999999999999% of the time (immaculate conception is the only variable)
Celibacy doesn't work for rape victims.
'nother statistic: If you parents never had sex, odds are you won't either.
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Sun 15 May 2005, 23:39,
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