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# yes, but not all b3tans are male
although i am sometimes undecided on if all b3tans have a penis =oP
(, Sun 15 May 2005, 23:17, archived)
# I know. There are around 33,000 b3tans.
I left room for teh ladies, hence the 30.
(, Sun 15 May 2005, 23:20, archived)
# oooh clever you
although you havnt taken into acount all the b3tans with multiple personalities. i do however feel for such a thing as 'how many b3tans suck their own dick' its probably not too important to our lives
(, Sun 15 May 2005, 23:22, archived)
# Probably not...
unless you can actually do it :-|
(, Sun 15 May 2005, 23:23, archived)
# saw some black dude in a porno do it once
was 24 inches or somthing. bastard
(, Sun 15 May 2005, 23:25, archived)
# Pfffffft!
Bet that cunt didn't even have to bend down. Still, think of it this way: who has the last laugh when he gets a stiff one in public? ;)
(, Sun 15 May 2005, 23:27, archived)
# not the guy standing next to him
thats for sure
(, Sun 15 May 2005, 23:28, archived)
# Hahaha
Good job I don't live in London and have to use the tube. Wouldn't like to think of the number of times people have had brushes with that sort of thing :-S
(, Sun 15 May 2005, 23:29, archived)
# ^^
(, Sun 15 May 2005, 23:30, archived)
# 'Ning sir ;)
(, Sun 15 May 2005, 23:31, archived)
# ROAR!
(, Sun 15 May 2005, 23:32, archived)
# Arrrgh!
that woke me up. A bit.
(, Sun 15 May 2005, 23:32, archived)
# haha!
yes
(, Sun 15 May 2005, 23:33, archived)
# That's insane
At least he can do that, considering he'd spear any girl he tried to fuck
(, Sun 15 May 2005, 23:27, archived)
# aye i know
she was screaming off his bell end
(, Sun 15 May 2005, 23:28, archived)
# What
was the name of said porno?
/research obviously
(, Sun 15 May 2005, 23:30, archived)
# dunno
a mates
(, Sun 15 May 2005, 23:33, archived)
# and the only time the whole thing gets wet
is swimming or in the tub.
(, Sun 15 May 2005, 23:31, archived)
# 1 word
beastiality
(, Sun 15 May 2005, 23:32, archived)
# nothing wrong with naturelove
(, Sun 15 May 2005, 23:33, archived)
# Hahahaha
and the reply from the policeman was?
(, Sun 15 May 2005, 23:34, archived)
# fair enough guv'na
(, Sun 15 May 2005, 23:37, archived)
# You'd still need to be up a horse or something.
(, Sun 15 May 2005, 23:37, archived)