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[challenge entry] They don't want you to know....


...that Star Wars was essentially a remake of Kurosawa's 'The Hidden Fortress'. But it's troo.

This actually isn't funny - it is Monday after all.

From the It's a Conspiracy challenge. See all 198 entries (closed)

(, Mon 16 May 2005, 9:01, archived)
# mmm
golden bikini
(, Mon 16 May 2005, 9:03, archived)
# here you go...
(, Mon 16 May 2005, 9:10, archived)
# try
(, Mon 16 May 2005, 9:14, archived)
# hahaha
i expected that to be a *false* url
(, Mon 16 May 2005, 9:35, archived)
# no
google reveals all.
(, Mon 16 May 2005, 9:41, archived)
# top link !
*fwap
(, Mon 16 May 2005, 10:01, archived)
# Hot links for evil effect.

XD
(, Mon 16 May 2005, 10:09, archived)
# Woah!
Leah's gotten a little "fleshy".
edit: still would.
(, Mon 16 May 2005, 10:12, archived)
# Lay her
I would.
(, Mon 16 May 2005, 11:17, archived)
# *fwap fwap fwap fwap fwap*
(, Mon 16 May 2005, 9:14, archived)
# Tell me why...
...I don't like Monndays..


Tell me why..
(, Mon 16 May 2005, 9:04, archived)
# too close to n00bie Tuesday . . . ?


(, Mon 16 May 2005, 9:07, archived)
# Yeah, I don't really mind them
Tuesday is my Monday

Edit: So Monday is more like Sunday.
(, Mon 16 May 2005, 9:10, archived)
# Oh god
She's finally lost it...
(, Mon 16 May 2005, 9:10, archived)
# Jessie
random TJ : Do you speak chinese
(, Mon 16 May 2005, 9:10, archived)
# The short answer would be
HAHAHHAHAHaHAHAhaHah

HAHAHA

HAHAHA

Dear god no

Though on polite application for embellishment I might tell you that I speak a little, just enough to get by
(, Mon 16 May 2005, 9:12, archived)
# i speak Japanese
( . . )
(, Mon 16 May 2005, 9:12, archived)
# A guy in my office is learning japanese
His favourite phrases are:

"I don't mind watching, but I prefer not to participate"

and

"Really? I had no idea I was doing anything wrong"

It is his conjecture taht you should be able to survive knowing tehse things alone.
(, Mon 16 May 2005, 9:23, archived)
# phrasebooks are wonderful things...
desu ne?
(, Mon 16 May 2005, 9:28, archived)
# Ah right
(, Mon 16 May 2005, 9:14, archived)
# Yeah, sorry, can't help you there
What I've learnt has basically been from immersion in the language. I should have learnt more really but I've been busy and haven't had to go off campus very often this semester...and so haven't been immersed
(, Mon 16 May 2005, 9:19, archived)
# go swimming
thank you anyhow.
Zai Jian
(, Mon 16 May 2005, 9:23, archived)
# Bye!
(, Mon 16 May 2005, 9:24, archived)
# Try the Pimsleur course
It's bittorrentable and a piece of piss to get into. Otherwise the best two ways are what I've done - a formal course followed by immersion.
(, Mon 16 May 2005, 9:45, archived)
# Thank you Mr Tetsuo
you have been much help
(, Mon 16 May 2005, 9:51, archived)
# Whys
that?
(, Mon 16 May 2005, 9:12, archived)
# i want advice
on how best to learn.
My wife is chinese and i think it's time i started to learn. I'm crap at self study though
(, Mon 16 May 2005, 9:14, archived)
# Apparently
its quite hard. I've got a friend who moved to england from hong kong a few years ago, she says she's already forgetting how to speak it (although she was raised english ex pat stylee).

Its all quite tonal, with huge geographical variations as well they tell me.

Maybe you could sign up for a course? Or learn kung fu, thats how I learnt to not be able to say about eight cantonese words...
(, Mon 16 May 2005, 9:20, archived)
# kung fu sounds like
uhm painful. Thanks both for advice. ^^
(, Mon 16 May 2005, 9:22, archived)
# fu is fun
you get to make new friends and learn how to break their arms & legs and choke them to death. Plus if you go long enough you get a snazzy belt
(, Mon 16 May 2005, 9:24, archived)
# i do kung fu as well
I have a snazzy blue belt. yay!
(, Mon 16 May 2005, 9:28, archived)
# woo for you!
and your belt of blue!
(, Mon 16 May 2005, 10:03, archived)
# That doesn't surprise me.
I'm surprsed she could speak ANY Cantonese. Hong Kong expats are, by and large, cunts. There are some exceptions, but the majority are arrogant fuckwits.

Tones are important, but in my experience well overemphasized. Geographic variations within any given Chinese language are minimal - biggest you'll get would be Beijing Mandarin vesus Taiwanese Mandarin. The languages themselves vary immensely and are mutually unintelligible. OP'd have to find out from the wife which language to study.
(, Mon 16 May 2005, 9:48, archived)
# They're actually very nice
quite down to earth and all that. Although she did say that Hong Konglians have issues with the mainlanders.

They also said that apparently the writeen language is the same, but people speak it differently or something. I don't really understand it to be honest.
(, Mon 16 May 2005, 10:08, archived)
# they do want you to know
lucas has even admitted that he took inspiration for starwars from it.

hidden fortress is however a cracking film.
(, Mon 16 May 2005, 9:09, archived)
# and lucas

is a cnut


woo for Kurosawa films though
(, Mon 16 May 2005, 9:11, archived)
# It's also a blatant ripoff of Lensman.
(, Mon 16 May 2005, 9:50, archived)