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# I wrote
this simple prayer in verse form:

Oh God.
Don't let bad things happen to Kylie's tits.
Though they're not my favourite bits.
But if, dear Lord, it must come to pass.
At least leave her with her perfect arse.
So when she bends she makes a stunning sight.
Lord, you know, I'm wanking as I write.

Amen
(I helped save b3ta! F5 F5 F5 Can't be arsed., Tue 17 May 2005, 13:22, archived)
# b3st prayer
ever
(Indole Ring, Tue 17 May 2005, 13:23, archived)
# ^this^
*cries
(KiDaPoT pads it out with socks on, Tue 17 May 2005, 13:24, archived)
# Br3st Prayer
ever!
(I helped save b3ta! Cheeky Boy! loves horses..., Tue 17 May 2005, 13:26, archived)
# B3st gayer
ever.
; )
(5 Lighters for a Pound, Tue 17 May 2005, 13:40, archived)
# hahahahahahaha
It'll be in the standard book of prayer before you know it.
(some farcical aquatic ceremony, Tue 17 May 2005, 13:39, archived)