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# *cunts in the face*
(I helped save b3ta! magnum, Sun 22 May 2005, 21:38, archived)
# *demists spectacles*
(I helped save b3ta! lemony, Sun 22 May 2005, 21:39, archived)
# Asperger's syndrome
that's what it is called.
(I helped save b3ta! magnum, Sun 22 May 2005, 21:41, archived)
# I don't think that's related to being fat though.
Although he may have something else as well
(I helped save b3ta! tipassoi, Sun 22 May 2005, 21:42, archived)
# frickwit
That's a mild(ish) form of Autism.

en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Aspergers
(I helped save b3ta! drunkenoaf, Sun 22 May 2005, 21:43, archived)
# and Autism leads to compulsive behaviour
and probably because of reduced social inclusion
(I helped save b3ta! magnum, Sun 22 May 2005, 21:45, archived)
# they tend not to eat too much, I've observed
yes
Aspergers = fat = debatable

It's a very broad spectrum of disease. You can't categorise.



(I helped save b3ta! drunkenoaf, Sun 22 May 2005, 21:49, archived)
# No, I think he does have that, he was in the news
But I doubt that's related to his weight. Or for that matter his trousers
(I helped save b3ta! tipassoi, Sun 22 May 2005, 21:46, archived)
# Arse burgers
is not just mild autism, it is a serious condition which vastly affects the brain's ability to see which things are important and to escape egocenticity.

Arse burgers does not however force the victim to dress like a cunt and eat lard.

Trust me, I know a lot about arse burgers.
(I helped save b3ta! Lord Manley of Ven www.justgiving.com/manley - please?, Sun 22 May 2005, 21:46, archived)
# Aspergers is thought to be on the milder side of the spectrum of autism
but then, I've not looked at the field since 2000, and I'm not going to research it again just now.
(I helped save b3ta! drunkenoaf, Sun 22 May 2005, 21:52, archived)
# Asperger's is one of those tenuous diseases like ADHD
that was invented to excuse children for being social misfits.
(_Felix 's school of dance and occult sciences, Sun 22 May 2005, 21:46, archived)
# sorry - John's not mad
but there is evidence for a genetic basis for it.

That's like saying Tourette's is just an exuse for children with filthy mouths
(I helped save b3ta! drunkenoaf, Sun 22 May 2005, 21:47, archived)
# Tourette's, I believe in
having watched some brain surgery in which a prod with an electrode in a sensitive area made the patient swear (or sometimes giggle).
Who's John?
By the way, I excuse people for being social misfits automatically, without feeling the need to invent diseases to make it acceptable.
(_Felix 's school of dance and occult sciences, Sun 22 May 2005, 21:49, archived)
# look at cartelcommunique.com
for john's not mad...
(I helped save b3ta! drunkenoaf, Sun 22 May 2005, 21:54, archived)
# erm
have you looked there recently?
It will be back soon. Whatever it was.
(_Felix 's school of dance and occult sciences, Sun 22 May 2005, 21:55, archived)
# Dear Editor of The Lancet
It's ok, Felix believes in Tourette's, you can now stick it in your medical journals and stuff. The jury's still out on Autism though so just wait a few months.
(I helped save b3ta! magnum, Sun 22 May 2005, 21:56, archived)
# So what you're saying is,
Lalala, you're not listening to me.
(_Felix 's school of dance and occult sciences, Sun 22 May 2005, 21:57, archived)
# Sadly they haven't got a medical term for being a twat.
(I helped save b3ta! magnum, Sun 22 May 2005, 21:49, archived)
# I mean what I'm saying
and have thought about it. Also, don't get me wrong, I'm not saying being a social misfit is a bad thing by any means, only that these spurious diseases are excuses invented for the comfort of parents and teachers.

Oh, and also, I don't deny the condition exists, and may be a bad thing. I just deny that it's a disease.
(_Felix 's school of dance and occult sciences, Sun 22 May 2005, 21:50, archived)
# Bollocks.
Utter bollocks.
(I helped save b3ta! Lord Manley of Ven www.justgiving.com/manley - please?, Sun 22 May 2005, 21:59, archived)
# Care to say why
since Magnum doesn't seem interested in elaborating?
(_Felix 's school of dance and occult sciences, Sun 22 May 2005, 22:01, archived)
# Overfed = could be seen as abuse by parents,
That kid'll be diabetic and have a fucked heart thanks to them.
He's now going to be bullied, and it'll be a fucker for him to lose the weight. He'll get a complex about it.

And he thinks he looks cool in daddy's kilt.
(I helped save b3ta! drunkenoaf, Sun 22 May 2005, 21:41, archived)
# Being allowed on telly with a Simon Cowally high waistband of tartan
could be seen as abuse by the parents too.
(I helped save b3ta! Lord Manley of Ven www.justgiving.com/manley - please?, Sun 22 May 2005, 21:45, archived)
# Dear Social Services
Did you see Junior Mastermind? OMG. Take that kid into care ASAP.

Love,

Drunkenoafy xxx
(I helped save b3ta! drunkenoaf, Sun 22 May 2005, 21:46, archived)