my first compo entry
the great granite tubgirl of Russia


go easy, i know its shite.
(Sunny Govan Mr McCuntywankybollocks, Tue 31 May 2005, 0:14, archived)

Why is Sooty lying next to her?
Oh, and Euuugh
( Insanimal is made of NUCLEAR MATERIAL! or, er, atoms, on, Tue 31 May 2005, 0:16, archived)

well everybody always goes for Goatse...
i figured lemonparty might be next...mebbe
(Sunny Govan Mr McCuntywankybollocks, Tue 31 May 2005, 0:17, archived)

Do you realise
That what you just said has no relevance to the post you replied to

( Brown cow, Tue 31 May 2005, 0:19, archived)

course I did but...
I am intrigued by your ideas...and wish to subscribe to your newsletter.
(Sunny Govan Mr McCuntywankybollocks, Tue 31 May 2005, 0:21, archived)

Oh look!
A llama!
( NobbyNobody hates the eKSF because it is shit, Tue 31 May 2005, 0:21, archived)

Where?
/Gullible

( Brown cow, Tue 31 May 2005, 0:23, archived)

well spotted

( spacehog play my Circular Pong at www.extralegs.com, Tue 31 May 2005, 0:21, archived)

Yes,
What about poor Sooty?
Poor Sooty!
( Insanimal is made of NUCLEAR MATERIAL! or, er, atoms, on, Tue 31 May 2005, 0:23, archived)

saddened by the ever distant and cold Matthew, sooty turned...
to booze and from then on it was a downward spiral into a world of drink, drugs, loose women and scat/enema porn.

*sound of a thousand tiny violins*
(Sunny Govan Mr McCuntywankybollocks, Tue 31 May 2005, 0:26, archived)

I am awaiting the day when we see
Soo crawling out of Goatse, or Sweep joining in the Lemonparty.
( Insanimal is made of NUCLEAR MATERIAL! or, er, atoms, on, Tue 31 May 2005, 0:28, archived)

await no longer...
completely NSFW
img281.echo.cx/img281/759/sootygoatse7rl.jpg
(Sunny Govan Mr McCuntywankybollocks, Tue 31 May 2005, 0:37, archived)

to clarify
soo and sweep are still in the upper sigmoid colon
(Sunny Govan Mr McCuntywankybollocks, Tue 31 May 2005, 0:39, archived)

Ah.
I see. Which is impressive seeing as I have gouged out my eyes.
( Insanimal is made of NUCLEAR MATERIAL! or, er, atoms, on, Tue 31 May 2005, 0:41, archived)

i think
i've been on intarweb too long, im inured to it all.
though the nightmares just keep coming for some reason, every time i visit the butcher's shop...
(Sunny Govan Mr McCuntywankybollocks, Tue 31 May 2005, 0:42, archived)

That's not Soo...
*sigh*
( Insanimal is made of NUCLEAR MATERIAL! or, er, atoms, on, Tue 31 May 2005, 0:40, archived)

Sooty was originally black
hence the name, but eventually his penchant for golden showers etc etc
(Raki, Wed 1 Jun 2005, 21:25, archived)

I thought
that
(dedlymonkey, Wed 1 Jun 2005, 12:52, archived)

Am I the only one
to see half of a McDonalds logo?

somehow appropriate
( Syncubus shalom, bitches! [GMT-5], Tue 31 May 2005, 0:16, archived)

cutting social commentary on fast food
...or pure happenstance?

you decide!
LOL
(Sunny Govan Mr McCuntywankybollocks, Tue 31 May 2005, 0:19, archived)

rolfs in the mayo

(whelks chance No two people are not on fire, Tue 31 May 2005, 0:21, archived)

wouldn't really affect the taste of it much
so i'm told...
(Sunny Govan Mr McCuntywankybollocks, Tue 31 May 2005, 0:22, archived)

actualy
I believe it is mainly water, only coloured by shite.

kind of woo, though I must say I prefer non tubgirl related images.
( SixByNine By the power of Greyskull, Tue 31 May 2005, 0:16, archived)

/standard repost N^o38756
( NobbyNobody hates the eKSF because it is shit, Tue 31 May 2005, 0:23, archived)

god damn
ooooooooooooohhhhh noooooooeeeeeess!




well I laughed
( but the hedgehog can never be buggered at all beards, beards, as far as the eye can see, Tue 31 May 2005, 0:17, archived)

*new wallpaper*

( spacehog play my Circular Pong at www.extralegs.com, Tue 31 May 2005, 0:22, archived)

LOL
once i get the hang of this KPT scheisse, i'll make a better one...more wallpaper-worthy
(Sunny Govan Mr McCuntywankybollocks, Tue 31 May 2005, 0:23, archived)

I like it!
Woo!
( Druid New Cuffbert design T-shirt in profile, Tue 31 May 2005, 0:26, archived)

shit, yes
that's what makes it DISGUSTING
( Frumbert has no sig, Thu 2 Jun 2005, 12:20, archived)