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[challenge entry] my first compo entry
the great granite tubgirl of Russia


go easy, i know its shite.

From the Wonders of the World challenge. See all 266 entries (closed)

(Sunny Govan Mr McCuntywankybollocks, Tue 31 May 2005, 0:14, archived)
# Why is Sooty lying next to her?
Oh, and Euuugh
(I helped save b3ta! laminasni isn't., Tue 31 May 2005, 0:16, archived)
# well everybody always goes for Goatse...
i figured lemonparty might be next...mebbe
(Sunny Govan Mr McCuntywankybollocks, Tue 31 May 2005, 0:17, archived)
# Do you realise
That what you just said has no relevance to the post you replied to
(I helped save b3ta! Brown cow, Tue 31 May 2005, 0:19, archived)
# course I did but...
I am intrigued by your ideas...and wish to subscribe to your newsletter.
(Sunny Govan Mr McCuntywankybollocks, Tue 31 May 2005, 0:21, archived)
# Oh look!
A llama!
(I helped save b3ta! NobbyNobody 21 years a b3tan, Tue 31 May 2005, 0:21, archived)
# Where?
/Gullible
(I helped save b3ta! Brown cow, Tue 31 May 2005, 0:23, archived)
# well spotted
(I helped save b3ta! spacehog, Tue 31 May 2005, 0:21, archived)
# Yes,
What about poor Sooty?
Poor Sooty!
(I helped save b3ta! laminasni isn't., Tue 31 May 2005, 0:23, archived)
# saddened by the ever distant and cold Matthew, sooty turned...
to booze and from then on it was a downward spiral into a world of drink, drugs, loose women and scat/enema porn.

*sound of a thousand tiny violins*
(Sunny Govan Mr McCuntywankybollocks, Tue 31 May 2005, 0:26, archived)
# I am awaiting the day when we see
Soo crawling out of Goatse, or Sweep joining in the Lemonparty.
(I helped save b3ta! laminasni isn't., Tue 31 May 2005, 0:28, archived)
# await no longer...
completely NSFW
img281.echo.cx/img281/759/sootygoatse7rl.jpg
(Sunny Govan Mr McCuntywankybollocks, Tue 31 May 2005, 0:37, archived)
# to clarify
soo and sweep are still in the upper sigmoid colon
(Sunny Govan Mr McCuntywankybollocks, Tue 31 May 2005, 0:39, archived)
# Ah.
I see. Which is impressive seeing as I have gouged out my eyes.
(I helped save b3ta! laminasni isn't., Tue 31 May 2005, 0:41, archived)
# i think
i've been on intarweb too long, im inured to it all.
though the nightmares just keep coming for some reason, every time i visit the butcher's shop...
(Sunny Govan Mr McCuntywankybollocks, Tue 31 May 2005, 0:42, archived)
# That's not Soo...
*sigh*
(I helped save b3ta! laminasni isn't., Tue 31 May 2005, 0:40, archived)
# Sooty was originally black
hence the name, but eventually his penchant for golden showers etc etc
(Raki, Wed 1 Jun 2005, 21:25, archived)
# I thought
that
(dedlymonkey, Wed 1 Jun 2005, 12:52, archived)
# Am I the only one
to see half of a McDonalds logo?

somehow appropriate
(I helped save b3ta! Syncubus Yarr! Ye'll be walking Planck's Constant! [GMT-5], Tue 31 May 2005, 0:16, archived)
# cutting social commentary on fast food
...or pure happenstance?

you decide!
LOL
(Sunny Govan Mr McCuntywankybollocks, Tue 31 May 2005, 0:19, archived)
# rolfs in the mayo
(whelks chance No two people are not on fire, Tue 31 May 2005, 0:21, archived)
# wouldn't really affect the taste of it much
so i'm told...
(Sunny Govan Mr McCuntywankybollocks, Tue 31 May 2005, 0:22, archived)
# actualy
I believe it is mainly water, only coloured by shite.

kind of woo, though I must say I prefer non tubgirl related images.
(I helped save b3ta! SixByNine By the power of Greyskull, Tue 31 May 2005, 0:16, archived)
#

/standard repost No38756
(I helped save b3ta! NobbyNobody 21 years a b3tan, Tue 31 May 2005, 0:23, archived)
# god damn
ooooooooooooohhhhh noooooooeeeeeess!




well I laughed
(I helped save b3ta! but the hedgehog can never be buggered at all foreskin of the apocalypse, Tue 31 May 2005, 0:17, archived)
# *new wallpaper*
(I helped save b3ta! spacehog, Tue 31 May 2005, 0:22, archived)
# LOL
once i get the hang of this KPT scheisse, i'll make a better one...more wallpaper-worthy
(Sunny Govan Mr McCuntywankybollocks, Tue 31 May 2005, 0:23, archived)
# I like it!
Woo!
(I helped save b3ta! Druid, Tue 31 May 2005, 0:26, archived)
# shit, yes
that's what makes it DISGUSTING
(I helped save b3ta! Frumbert has no sig, Thu 2 Jun 2005, 12:20, archived)