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# Why is Sooty lying next to her?
Oh, and Euuugh
(I helped save b3ta! laminasni isn't., Tue 31 May 2005, 0:16, archived)
# well everybody always goes for Goatse...
i figured lemonparty might be next...mebbe
(Sunny Govan Mr McCuntywankybollocks, Tue 31 May 2005, 0:17, archived)
# Do you realise
That what you just said has no relevance to the post you replied to
(I helped save b3ta! Brown cow, Tue 31 May 2005, 0:19, archived)
# course I did but...
I am intrigued by your ideas...and wish to subscribe to your newsletter.
(Sunny Govan Mr McCuntywankybollocks, Tue 31 May 2005, 0:21, archived)
# Oh look!
A llama!
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# Where?
/Gullible
(I helped save b3ta! Brown cow, Tue 31 May 2005, 0:23, archived)
# well spotted
(I helped save b3ta! spacehog, Tue 31 May 2005, 0:21, archived)
# Yes,
What about poor Sooty?
Poor Sooty!
(I helped save b3ta! laminasni isn't., Tue 31 May 2005, 0:23, archived)
# saddened by the ever distant and cold Matthew, sooty turned...
to booze and from then on it was a downward spiral into a world of drink, drugs, loose women and scat/enema porn.

*sound of a thousand tiny violins*
(Sunny Govan Mr McCuntywankybollocks, Tue 31 May 2005, 0:26, archived)
# I am awaiting the day when we see
Soo crawling out of Goatse, or Sweep joining in the Lemonparty.
(I helped save b3ta! laminasni isn't., Tue 31 May 2005, 0:28, archived)
# await no longer...
completely NSFW
img281.echo.cx/img281/759/sootygoatse7rl.jpg
(Sunny Govan Mr McCuntywankybollocks, Tue 31 May 2005, 0:37, archived)
# to clarify
soo and sweep are still in the upper sigmoid colon
(Sunny Govan Mr McCuntywankybollocks, Tue 31 May 2005, 0:39, archived)
# Ah.
I see. Which is impressive seeing as I have gouged out my eyes.
(I helped save b3ta! laminasni isn't., Tue 31 May 2005, 0:41, archived)
# i think
i've been on intarweb too long, im inured to it all.
though the nightmares just keep coming for some reason, every time i visit the butcher's shop...
(Sunny Govan Mr McCuntywankybollocks, Tue 31 May 2005, 0:42, archived)
# That's not Soo...
*sigh*
(I helped save b3ta! laminasni isn't., Tue 31 May 2005, 0:40, archived)
# Sooty was originally black
hence the name, but eventually his penchant for golden showers etc etc
(Raki, Wed 1 Jun 2005, 21:25, archived)
# I thought
that
(dedlymonkey, Wed 1 Jun 2005, 12:52, archived)