Right... last one
definitely...


(I'll stop when Leningrad does...)
( The Neville Blerns! Blerrrnns! IT'S BLERNSDAY!, Mon 6 Jun 2005, 0:28, archived)

Yes. This.
I love Worlds Wildest Police Chases.

EDIT : Fucking hell, i've just realised that it's only Sunday (well, Monday morning), and i've made around 30 entries so far.
( leningrad posting any old shit on, Mon 6 Jun 2005, 0:29, archived)

I've been
here most of the evening. but all I've been posting are cereal boxes and neighbour themed madness.

But I shall go to bed... yes. Sometime... soon.

One more box of cereal...
( The Neville Blerns! Blerrrnns! IT'S BLERNSDAY!, Mon 6 Jun 2005, 0:31, archived)

This compo is like smack.
We should join forces and make a 'Beck Flakes - Free bird in hair'.
( leningrad posting any old shit on, Mon 6 Jun 2005, 0:32, archived)

that was freaky earlier, i was listening to beck
and then i saw him on cereal boxes. scary.
( MrA, Mon 6 Jun 2005, 0:34, archived)

Haha
you weren't around earler then, were you?

I have to start drawing other things. And doing some work. And leaving the flat more often (to do things other than go get drunk)
( The Neville Blerns! Blerrrnns! IT'S BLERNSDAY!, Mon 6 Jun 2005, 0:34, archived)

I'm the time of chimpanzees, I was a-hungry!

( leningrad posting any old shit on, Mon 6 Jun 2005, 0:36, archived)

When Depeche Mode sang "Everything Counts in Large Amounts",
I don't think he was talking about compo entries.
(Glassworks, Mon 6 Jun 2005, 0:42, archived)

That is exactly what they were singing about.

( leningrad posting any old shit on, Mon 6 Jun 2005, 0:43, archived)

Ok, I admit it.
I was wrong.
(Glassworks, Mon 6 Jun 2005, 0:44, archived)

I think the link you meant was
www.b3ta.com/board/4732846
edit : Oh you sorted it. Yay!
( Insanimal is made of NUCLEAR MATERIAL! or, er, atoms, on, Mon 6 Jun 2005, 0:36, archived)

Hahahaha! Fantastic!

( leningrad posting any old shit on, Mon 6 Jun 2005, 0:38, archived)

No more cereal....
....collapses in own vomit.

Na it's been good :)
( Spam Filter Formerly known as Superdude, Mon 6 Jun 2005, 0:32, archived)

I want some
and I can't find any alpen so they'll have to do...

/munches
( Mr.Ons knows you can hear him, Earthmen., Mon 6 Jun 2005, 0:29, archived)

"These criminals thought thay could outrun the police...
..but they discovered that you can't outrun...
...the LONG arm of the LAW!"

I love Bunnell.
edit : and you.
( Insanimal is made of NUCLEAR MATERIAL! or, er, atoms, on, Mon 6 Jun 2005, 0:30, archived)

hahaha
Me likey this one
(Colostomy Bag Explosion Having his cake and eating it since, Mon 6 Jun 2005, 0:31, archived)

OMG
We played the sheriff John Bunnel drinking game just last night!

"This guy was going the wrong way down a one way street, now he's only going one way, straight to jail!.
( Spam Filter Formerly known as Superdude, Mon 6 Jun 2005, 0:31, archived)

woo to the neville
and is straighter than usual boarder!

( Scoo8, Mon 6 Jun 2005, 0:32, archived)

pfffft
An indictment of typical boarding schools?
( Insanimal is made of NUCLEAR MATERIAL! or, er, atoms, on, Mon 6 Jun 2005, 0:32, archived)

haha yays!
don't stop!
( eponymous Ham's for eating not hugging!, Mon 6 Jun 2005, 0:32, archived)

Huzzah!
Still on the cups o' tea there?

If you ever want to shout things at me over msn too, I could add you to it. I like having things shouted at me via msn, it's nice and distracting. Email me your address if you fancy.
( The Neville Blerns! Blerrrnns! IT'S BLERNSDAY!, Mon 6 Jun 2005, 0:40, archived)

i do fancy
is it the one on your business card? (random find this afternoon) *checks* ok probably not.

*cries* i've had four hours sleep and only one cup of tea and the floor is covered in bread
( eponymous Ham's for eating not hugging!, Mon 6 Jun 2005, 0:44, archived)

Yep
that'll do. That's my special fancy email address. Which just goes to my normal, ugly email inbox.
( The Neville Blerns! Blerrrnns! IT'S BLERNSDAY!, Mon 6 Jun 2005, 0:45, archived)

it's not just bread, and your not sleeping on it
so stop moaning


( Scoo8, Mon 6 Jun 2005, 0:49, archived)

Haha
I should have tried to go today (apart from the fact I woke up late and spent half an hour just going "Uuuuuuuuurrrr")

Who was chasing the animals and/or birds then?
( The Neville Blerns! Blerrrnns! IT'S BLERNSDAY!, Mon 6 Jun 2005, 0:51, archived)

mainly gmos
and we did the whole uuuuuuurrr sfx, but over 3 hours on buses

( Scoo8, Mon 6 Jun 2005, 0:54, archived)

I think
my problem was I didnt have anyone else around to shout at me and tell me to do stuff.

My day goes slowly when I'm hungover. I'll wake up at about half elevn and only think my first thought at about 4:45
( The Neville Blerns! Blerrrnns! IT'S BLERNSDAY!, Mon 6 Jun 2005, 0:56, archived)

Aww
solutions
1) Just email anything@nevillesgarden dot coe dot you-kay, it's like a big black hole for email, random things seem to fall into it from time to time, like a request from a lady asking where she should build a patio to get the most sun in the summer.
2) Take all the bread and put it on the bed. It'll create a very comfy surface and you'll have a great night's sleep.
3) Drink more tea.

Ta-da. Neville solves all...
( The Neville Blerns! Blerrrnns! IT'S BLERNSDAY!, Mon 6 Jun 2005, 0:50, archived)

1. I didn't read this until i'd already sent it to your other one
2. It is crusty bits of bread and not at all comfortable
3. Ok. SCOOB! boil the kettle!

edit: ta! solution-tastic!
( eponymous Ham's for eating not hugging!, Mon 6 Jun 2005, 0:53, archived)

*click*

( Scoo8, Mon 6 Jun 2005, 0:55, archived)

cheers doll

( eponymous Ham's for eating not hugging!, Mon 6 Jun 2005, 0:57, archived)

All done!
But now I also need tea...

*needs tea*
*makes tea*
( The Neville Blerns! Blerrrnns! IT'S BLERNSDAY!, Mon 6 Jun 2005, 0:58, archived)

I
want that sticker!
( Tinfingers Why yes I'd love a Babycham, Mon 6 Jun 2005, 0:39, archived)

Mr Fuckin' Teeth
They are the teeth of the gods.... in a cereal.
Madness.
( Tart Monkey, Mon 6 Jun 2005, 0:40, archived)