Nasty
Nestlé

Ahah.
(Benny A Last Nuclear meltdown:, Mon 6 Jun 2005, 12:42, archived)

only 616k
for that...bargain

/edit now only 181...much better
( eat bostik, it's better than putting Carol Vorderman's head in a blender (just), Mon 6 Jun 2005, 12:45, archived)

I always thought that bee was sinister.

( CaroWallis Survived The Lincolnshire 'Quake!, Mon 6 Jun 2005, 12:45, archived)

Seamless

( Big Ian has stopped changing his sig, Mon 6 Jun 2005, 12:46, archived)

THAT REMINDS ME!
I need to turn up some trousers, and take another pair in at the waist.
THANK YOU! Bye all.
/Dashes off.
( CaroWallis Survived The Lincolnshire 'Quake!, Mon 6 Jun 2005, 12:49, archived)

Haberdashers off maybe?
...

or maybe not
( swaza I'm bad, I'm bad. You know it. I'm bad., Mon 6 Jun 2005, 12:54, archived)

Doof!

you sew and sew!


( Sir Aunty Dave the Hat - frightening ducks with abundent wind! - Ta! Cannaoogim!?, Mon 6 Jun 2005, 12:55, archived)

bobbins!
I have hardly been on here this last week, but yeah
( swaza I'm bad, I'm bad. You know it. I'm bad., Mon 6 Jun 2005, 12:56, archived)

Ho ho ho!
you keep reeling them off, the others will soon cotton on . . .


( Sir Aunty Dave the Hat - frightening ducks with abundent wind! - Ta! Cannaoogim!?, Mon 6 Jun 2005, 12:57, archived)

haha
you know how to tell a good yarn
( swaza I'm bad, I'm bad. You know it. I'm bad., Mon 6 Jun 2005, 12:58, archived)

yes, although after my wee cough
I'm a bit (f)lax!


( Sir Aunty Dave the Hat - frightening ducks with abundent wind! - Ta! Cannaoogim!?, Mon 6 Jun 2005, 13:03, archived)

a pun in time
saves 9!

Edit, well looks like thats untrue..
( Ironman tetsuo Back once again with the renegade mastah!, Mon 6 Jun 2005, 13:05, archived)

are you stringing me along?

( swaza I'm bad, I'm bad. You know it. I'm bad., Mon 6 Jun 2005, 13:05, archived)

I rope not . . .


( Sir Aunty Dave the Hat - frightening ducks with abundent wind! - Ta! Cannaoogim!?, Mon 6 Jun 2005, 13:06, archived)

what happend to this
thread?
( Greblord is six feet behind you, just out of sight, Mon 6 Jun 2005, 13:09, archived)

what a waste of a thread
edit: damn b3tan to it
( swaza I'm bad, I'm bad. You know it. I'm bad., Mon 6 Jun 2005, 13:10, archived)

Oh come on Swaz!

That's rubbish! I needle the help I can get!


( Sir Aunty Dave the Hat - frightening ducks with abundent wind! - Ta! Cannaoogim!?, Mon 6 Jun 2005, 13:11, archived)

you're knit getting any help from me

( swaza I'm bad, I'm bad. You know it. I'm bad., Mon 6 Jun 2005, 13:13, archived)

don't make me cross(-stitch)


( Sir Aunty Dave the Hat - frightening ducks with abundent wind! - Ta! Cannaoogim!?, Mon 6 Jun 2005, 13:14, archived)

you are tailor made for punning


/run out of puns now
( swaza I'm bad, I'm bad. You know it. I'm bad., Mon 6 Jun 2005, 13:18, archived)

run out?

You're just a half-pin(t)


( Sir Aunty Dave the Hat - frightening ducks with abundent wind! - Ta! Cannaoogim!?, Mon 6 Jun 2005, 13:26, archived)

Hah
Semenless.

Woo
( Naive Amoeba Hardly ever goes on this site anymore., Mon 6 Jun 2005, 12:49, archived)

Huzzah, a first Woo!
haha.
(Benny A Last Nuclear meltdown:, Mon 6 Jun 2005, 16:11, archived)

Wow, excuse moi pour a dire, mais c'est vraimont la merde ca,
Mais une bon idee

Et a la meme fois, moi, je puis pas ecriser en francais non plus
( WiL Created for the BBC and chosen by Dave, Mon 6 Jun 2005, 12:49, archived)

Hmm.. google translation:
"I am gay"

Huh, interesting.
( Naive Amoeba Hardly ever goes on this site anymore., Mon 6 Jun 2005, 12:53, archived)

He said (approximately)
"Sorry to say but that is truly shit. Good idea though." Hell, I don't mind if it's shit. I laughed. :p
(Psychosomatic Tumor Laugh your life cause there ain't much to cry for, Mon 6 Jun 2005, 13:00, archived)

I think I get the gist
but that's some BAD French. Not that I could do better, I can read a bit but saying it properly is usually beyond me.
( Afinkawan doesn't have enough space in his sig to write wha, Mon 6 Jun 2005, 13:02, archived)

I learned to speak it in Brussels, conversational basics
but never to write it, tho I can get me point across normally

the last line says 'but then again, I cant write in french either'
( WiL Created for the BBC and chosen by Dave, Mon 6 Jun 2005, 13:06, archived)

Verra nice idea.
If only it was done, um... not wank.
( Bob Todd, Groincrusher General Wrath of the Lich King is MINT!, Mon 6 Jun 2005, 12:49, archived)

Woo!

( Afinkawan doesn't have enough space in his sig to write wha, Mon 6 Jun 2005, 13:03, archived)

Huzzah^2 ! a second woo
I APOLOGISE MUCHLY FOR THE MASTURBATORY QUALITY!
(Benny A Last Nuclear meltdown:, Mon 6 Jun 2005, 16:15, archived)