Aaaaargh

( The Neville Blerns! Blerrrnns! IT'S BLERNSDAY!, Mon 6 Jun 2005, 17:19, archived)

ooooh controversial...
... but woo!
( giant_squid, Mon 6 Jun 2005, 17:21, archived)

Is it compatible with my HP toast rack?
very woo
(Gen Graie Wherever you are, whatever you do,LOOK AROUND YOU, Mon 6 Jun 2005, 17:21, archived)

Possibly
but you might need to download the latest drivers and install a couple of patches, otherwise you might find your toast becomes corrupted
( The Neville Blerns! Blerrrnns! IT'S BLERNSDAY!, Mon 6 Jun 2005, 17:22, archived)

Mmmmmm!
HP Sauce!
( Redsushi! Whoop! Whoop! what's the past tense for scam? Is it scrumped?, Mon 6 Jun 2005, 17:28, archived)

hahahaha
Yay
( homonk is gay for chairs, Mon 6 Jun 2005, 17:22, archived)

lmao
woo for 293-digit combinations!
(Attention Whore, Mon 6 Jun 2005, 17:22, archived)

hahaha
I want mac osx for my pc.
How many entries for this compo have you put in now?
( MrA, Mon 6 Jun 2005, 17:23, archived)

Lots
and lots and lots
( The Neville Blerns! Blerrrnns! IT'S BLERNSDAY!, Mon 6 Jun 2005, 17:25, archived)

pfft
I think you and leningrad will get at least a special mention in the newsletter.
( MrA, Mon 6 Jun 2005, 17:29, archived)

There is a slight difference between the entries of Neville and myself :
Mine are all shit variations of the same design, with a half-arsed joke tacked onto them. Haha. I think I shall go about deleting almost every single one, leaving one or two decent ones.
( leningrad fon fucking fat fucking porn, Mon 6 Jun 2005, 17:36, archived)

Please don't

( Brown cow, Mon 6 Jun 2005, 17:39, archived)

this
make the judge work through them all.
( MrA, Mon 6 Jun 2005, 17:40, archived)

its only fair
we had to
( Cashy, Mon 6 Jun 2005, 19:03, archived)

you
shit 're right, Cashy

( thirsty a rare visitor these days, Mon 6 Jun 2005, 22:43, archived)

i love you
MS flakes.. WOO
( MCQ Sheep In My Walls, Mon 6 Jun 2005, 17:29, archived)

*Tries vainly to click on "Send error report"
while choking on a flake*

Woo again. How many have you done now? Is Leningrad keeping up?
( laminasni doesn't actually take drugs., Mon 6 Jun 2005, 17:40, archived)

Leningrad`s too busy cleansing and toning
the big emo
( Reckless_Rik, Mon 6 Jun 2005, 17:48, archived)

Hahahaha, shut your face ;)

( leningrad fon fucking fat fucking porn, Mon 6 Jun 2005, 17:49, archived)

I`ll shut my face if you close your pores ;)

( Reckless_Rik, Mon 6 Jun 2005, 17:50, archived)

Leave her alone

( Brown cow, Mon 6 Jun 2005, 17:52, archived)

hahahaah says Patsy Kensit!

( Reckless_Rik, Mon 6 Jun 2005, 17:53, archived)

Says Ian Paisley

( Brown cow, Mon 6 Jun 2005, 18:06, archived)

I've done about 36. Haha

( leningrad fon fucking fat fucking porn, Mon 6 Jun 2005, 17:48, archived)

Crikey
That's commitment. I salute you!
*displays obvious tenting*
( laminasni doesn't actually take drugs., Mon 6 Jun 2005, 17:57, archived)

Nice satire
but where's me free gift?
( edjogs, Mon 6 Jun 2005, 17:50, archived)

Your
free gift is the warm, warming glow you feel inside whenever you buy an Official Microsoft^TM Branded Product*

*Terms and conditions apply, product grants license for use of software on a single computer. Do not immerse in water or coat in fat. We hope you have a nice day
( The Neville Blerns! Blerrrnns! IT'S BLERNSDAY!, Mon 6 Jun 2005, 17:54, archived)

Fantastic, Nev!

( leningrad fon fucking fat fucking porn, Mon 6 Jun 2005, 17:50, archived)