I used to like 'Rude Kid' in Viz.
'Shall we go to the shops, dear?'
'BIG FAT ELEPHANT'S FANNY'
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DogHorse plop,
Tue 7 Jun 2005, 19:42,
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His "piss up a rope, fuckstick"
was particularly piquant, I thought.
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DogHorse plop,
Tue 7 Jun 2005, 19:46,
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