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[challenge entry] I'm thinking 'distraction techniques'?
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(I helped save b3ta! Jessie © needs pirate name suggestions, Sat 25 Jun 2005, 19:45, archived)
# *hypnotised*
(Sir Cosmo Bonsor, Sat 25 Jun 2005, 19:46, archived)
# "b3ta bandwidth sucked dry by
users seeking 404"

News at eleven.
(I helped save b3ta! Kamikaze Stoat £4.09, Sat 25 Jun 2005, 19:46, archived)
# Hahaha
(_Felix 's school of dance and occult sciences, Sat 25 Jun 2005, 19:48, archived)
# Pfffft
(I helped save b3ta! Jessie © needs pirate name suggestions, Sat 25 Jun 2005, 19:50, archived)
# aahahaha
Funny 'cos it's true
(I helped save b3ta! abandonnship, Sat 25 Jun 2005, 19:59, archived)
# hmmm, there seems to be a message there somewhere
but I cant see it

gone blind
(I helped save b3ta! The Great Architect is still waiting for his account to be deleted on, Sat 25 Jun 2005, 19:46, archived)
# Look carefully enough and you can see her mighty boosh
edit: *runs*
(I helped save b3ta! Mykeyboy A massive, salty filing cabinet, Sat 25 Jun 2005, 19:47, archived)
# there's me thinking it was down to the optimisation...
/runs
(I helped save b3ta! The Great Architect is still waiting for his account to be deleted on, Sat 25 Jun 2005, 19:50, archived)
# Keep running boy
You're gonna be a whole lotta sorry when you stop
(I helped save b3ta! Jessie © needs pirate name suggestions, Sat 25 Jun 2005, 19:51, archived)
# Oooh chase me! Chase me!

*Accidently trips*
(I helped save b3ta! Mykeyboy A massive, salty filing cabinet, Sat 25 Jun 2005, 19:52, archived)
# *performs jaw dropping routine*
(I helped save b3ta! Mykeyboy A massive, salty filing cabinet, Sat 25 Jun 2005, 19:46, archived)
# wait.
you understand you munt. right?
(I helped save b3ta! Dr. Kitteny Berk almost certainly drunk, Sat 25 Jun 2005, 19:47, archived)
# That's the distraction, yes
(I helped save b3ta! Jessie © needs pirate name suggestions, Sat 25 Jun 2005, 19:49, archived)
# I don't get it
When I get naked, people tell me I need help. For you it's a distraction? I can't believe those bastards kicked me out of that supermarket.
(Guineapiggy Fuzzeh!, Sat 25 Jun 2005, 19:51, archived)
# be fair, it was the 9 inches or more lane you were in...
(I helped save b3ta! The Great Architect is still waiting for his account to be deleted on, Sat 25 Jun 2005, 19:53, archived)
# *Sniff*
That wasn't nice...

(You know, it must be fate that 'Nodding Donkey Blues' started playing just now...)
(Guineapiggy Fuzzeh!, Sat 25 Jun 2005, 19:53, archived)
# gotta be cruel to be kind :-)
/hands tissue
(I helped save b3ta! The Great Architect is still waiting for his account to be deleted on, Sat 25 Jun 2005, 19:54, archived)
# I appreciate the gesture but you go ahead and keep that one
I've got plenty of unused ones here.
(Guineapiggy Fuzzeh!, Sat 25 Jun 2005, 19:56, archived)
# was it not? well let me tell you something...
i eats guinea pigs for breakfast!
(I helped save b3ta! Vintage The badgers took my sanity... and my TV, Sat 25 Jun 2005, 19:55, archived)
# I clicks the ignore button on bad persons such as yourself!
Guineapig abuser!
(Guineapiggy Fuzzeh!, Sat 25 Jun 2005, 19:56, archived)
# *hopes he doesn't check her last QOTW answer*
(I helped save b3ta! Jessie © needs pirate name suggestions, Sat 25 Jun 2005, 19:58, archived)
# hence you're typing this in the one 'open' hour you get on the comps behind bars...
whilst your room mate - affectionately called 'large marge' makes sure the brylcreem is ready for later
(I helped save b3ta! The Great Architect is still waiting for his account to be deleted on, Sat 25 Jun 2005, 19:57, archived)
# When he does your hair in a nice coiffeur
(I helped save b3ta! dingochutney *parp*, Sat 25 Jun 2005, 19:58, archived)
# and then he does the hair on your head...
(I helped save b3ta! The Great Architect is still waiting for his account to be deleted on, Sat 25 Jun 2005, 19:59, archived)
# In a nice coiffeur?
*crosses fingers*
(I helped save b3ta! dingochutney *parp*, Sat 25 Jun 2005, 20:02, archived)
# yeah
her name is rather misconceiving she is a midget who was caught burning kittens
(I helped save b3ta! Vintage The badgers took my sanity... and my TV, Sat 25 Jun 2005, 20:00, archived)
# ...
www.urbandictionary.com/define.php?term=munt&r=f
(I helped save b3ta! dingochutney *parp*, Sat 25 Jun 2005, 19:50, archived)
# number 3 gives me the fear.
imagine fucking someone so hard they become a black hole
(I helped save b3ta! Kamikaze Stoat £4.09, Sat 25 Jun 2005, 19:54, archived)
# I was disturbed
by the comparison between Jessie and a gay mans arsehole.


Although, now I think of it, the Black Hole thing is a cause for alarm.

As a result, I am alarmed.
(I helped save b3ta! dingochutney *parp*, Sat 25 Jun 2005, 19:57, archived)
# that
is strangely hypnotic, even though I'm a girl. I am also somewhat jealous of your figure.

Curse you.
(I helped save b3ta! b3th Not shit. Not mod., Sat 25 Jun 2005, 19:47, archived)
# I advise bean flicking, muchly


In my mind...
(I helped save b3ta! Mykeyboy A massive, salty filing cabinet, Sat 25 Jun 2005, 19:48, archived)
# Heinz?
(I helped save b3ta! b3th Not shit. Not mod., Sat 25 Jun 2005, 19:50, archived)
# Mr
(I helped save b3ta! Mykeyboy A massive, salty filing cabinet, Sat 25 Jun 2005, 19:51, archived)
# Aww, thanks!
(I helped save b3ta! Jessie © needs pirate name suggestions, Sat 25 Jun 2005, 19:55, archived)
# This
She makes my tongue want to jump out of my head and beat my face.

Err... I mean yes. She's quite lovely.
(I helped save b3ta! Syncubus Yarr! Ye'll be walking Planck's Constant! [GMT-5], Sat 25 Jun 2005, 20:26, archived)
# I can dance naked behind a sign too...
..but i wont
(I helped save b3ta! Vintage The badgers took my sanity... and my TV, Sat 25 Jun 2005, 19:47, archived)
# I can't dance
So I guess that equals us out :)
(I helped save b3ta! Jessie © needs pirate name suggestions, Sat 25 Jun 2005, 19:49, archived)
# i suppose it does
(I helped save b3ta! Vintage The badgers took my sanity... and my TV, Sat 25 Jun 2005, 19:55, archived)
# compo
it?
(prescottspies eating pies to save the nation, Sat 25 Jun 2005, 19:48, archived)
# Nah, it's a crap revamp
And not relevant/usable
(I helped save b3ta! Jessie © needs pirate name suggestions, Sat 25 Jun 2005, 19:50, archived)
# I disagree!
Compo it HARD!

edit : YAY!
(I helped save b3ta! laminasni isn't., Sat 25 Jun 2005, 19:51, archived)
# That was a very odd episode
Of Last of the Summer Wine
(I helped save b3ta! Thrill_My_Chinchilla is old and unimproved, Sat 25 Jun 2005, 19:54, archived)
#
(m4shup look out stomach, here come banana, Sat 25 Jun 2005, 20:02, archived)
# Indeed
Compo m'dear.
(I helped save b3ta! collapsibletank procreates, Sat 25 Jun 2005, 19:50, archived)
# Very nice!
I feel completely distracted.
(I helped save b3ta! RedWine President of the S.C.U.M., Sat 25 Jun 2005, 19:49, archived)
# Have you decided what you are going to do
When you reach 10000?
(I helped save b3ta! Thrill_My_Chinchilla is old and unimproved, Sat 25 Jun 2005, 19:52, archived)
# BUKKAKE!
(I helped save b3ta! Mykeyboy A massive, salty filing cabinet, Sat 25 Jun 2005, 19:53, archived)
# Not yet
Could be a while now I'm not in China/able to get on the board all the time though.

I would ask for suggestions but I'm pretty sure I could predict the response

Edit: As demonstrated by my assistant Mykeyboy
(I helped save b3ta! Jessie © needs pirate name suggestions, Sat 25 Jun 2005, 19:53, archived)
# I wore my spangly dress especially
(I helped save b3ta! Mykeyboy A massive, salty filing cabinet, Sat 25 Jun 2005, 19:55, archived)
# Arf!
(I helped save b3ta! Jessie © needs pirate name suggestions, Sat 25 Jun 2005, 19:57, archived)
# Anyway
It definitely deserves to be "C"ed, regardless of repeat appearances.
(I helped save b3ta! Thrill_My_Chinchilla is old and unimproved, Sat 25 Jun 2005, 19:59, archived)
# Ahh, fair enough
Only because I don't think I've ever actually entered a compo
(I helped save b3ta! Jessie © needs pirate name suggestions, Sat 25 Jun 2005, 20:04, archived)
# I think there would be a queue
Of wannabe assistants.
(I helped save b3ta! Thrill_My_Chinchilla is old and unimproved, Sat 25 Jun 2005, 19:58, archived)
#
(I helped save b3ta! iainiainiainiain, Sat 25 Jun 2005, 19:56, archived)