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# wait.
you understand you munt. right?
(, Sat 25 Jun 2005, 19:47, archived)
# That's the distraction, yes
(, Sat 25 Jun 2005, 19:49, archived)
# I don't get it
When I get naked, people tell me I need help. For you it's a distraction? I can't believe those bastards kicked me out of that supermarket.
(, Sat 25 Jun 2005, 19:51, archived)
# be fair, it was the 9 inches or more lane you were in...
(, Sat 25 Jun 2005, 19:53, archived)
# *Sniff*
That wasn't nice...

(You know, it must be fate that 'Nodding Donkey Blues' started playing just now...)
(, Sat 25 Jun 2005, 19:53, archived)
# gotta be cruel to be kind :-)
/hands tissue
(, Sat 25 Jun 2005, 19:54, archived)
# I appreciate the gesture but you go ahead and keep that one
I've got plenty of unused ones here.
(, Sat 25 Jun 2005, 19:56, archived)
# was it not? well let me tell you something...
i eats guinea pigs for breakfast!
(, Sat 25 Jun 2005, 19:55, archived)
# I clicks the ignore button on bad persons such as yourself!
Guineapig abuser!
(, Sat 25 Jun 2005, 19:56, archived)
# *hopes he doesn't check her last QOTW answer*
(, Sat 25 Jun 2005, 19:58, archived)
# hence you're typing this in the one 'open' hour you get on the comps behind bars...
whilst your room mate - affectionately called 'large marge' makes sure the brylcreem is ready for later
(, Sat 25 Jun 2005, 19:57, archived)
# When he does your hair in a nice coiffeur
(, Sat 25 Jun 2005, 19:58, archived)
# and then he does the hair on your head...
(, Sat 25 Jun 2005, 19:59, archived)
# In a nice coiffeur?
*crosses fingers*
(, Sat 25 Jun 2005, 20:02, archived)
# yeah
her name is rather misconceiving she is a midget who was caught burning kittens
(, Sat 25 Jun 2005, 20:00, archived)
# ...
(, Sat 25 Jun 2005, 19:50, archived)
# number 3 gives me the fear.
imagine fucking someone so hard they become a black hole
(, Sat 25 Jun 2005, 19:54, archived)
# I was disturbed
by the comparison between Jessie and a gay mans arsehole.


Although, now I think of it, the Black Hole thing is a cause for alarm.

As a result, I am alarmed.
(, Sat 25 Jun 2005, 19:57, archived)