From the Penguins Vs Monkeys challenge. See all 439 entries (closed)

( tweaknik, Sun 3 Jul 2005, 23:21, archived)

oooooh, noicely coloured!
Although now I strangely want to play croquet with the penguins!
( Cheeky Boy! loves horses..., Sun 3 Jul 2005, 23:23, archived)

That's just because you're a Posh Spaz(tm)
(i assume)
(CatDog Butterfly WITH A BOMB, Sun 3 Jul 2005, 23:24, archived)

Yeah,I'm well posh innit!
not!

LOL ROLF MAYO 111one!!!111 etc
:)
( Cheeky Boy! loves horses..., Sun 3 Jul 2005, 23:29, archived)

you do sip only bolly all night

( mongychops you don't like him and he doesn't like you, Sun 3 Jul 2005, 23:30, archived)

And Pimms too
Would you like a glass?

What ho! Chin, Chin etc!
( Cheeky Boy! loves horses..., Sun 3 Jul 2005, 23:32, archived)

will it affect the cocaine i'm snorting off the maids arse?

( mongychops you don't like him and he doesn't like you, Sun 3 Jul 2005, 23:34, archived)

It won't now!
*Adds straw and places glass next to maid*
( Cheeky Boy! loves horses..., Sun 3 Jul 2005, 23:35, archived)

AND you wear a top hat, and smoking jacket*
Plus, your house has fox heads on the walls*

*Again, I'm assuming this.
(CatDog Butterfly WITH A BOMB, Sun 3 Jul 2005, 23:33, archived)

You forgot to mention
the tangerine, flex and Tesco carrier bag in my pocket!

Oooohh Goooodddd!
( Cheeky Boy! loves horses..., Sun 3 Jul 2005, 23:34, archived)

hello fella
good weekend
( mongychops you don't like him and he doesn't like you, Sun 3 Jul 2005, 23:30, archived)

Working all day today
Making camper vans, dragons and dinosaurs!
( Cheeky Boy! loves horses..., Sun 3 Jul 2005, 23:33, archived)

the crazy life your mad dictators live

( mongychops you don't like him and he doesn't like you, Sun 3 Jul 2005, 23:35, archived)

Arf! A Diet Coke / screen interface!
I was just looking at Google for one of my half-baked ideas and found this person!

:)

www.livejournal.com/community/heavenly_dorks/388277.html
( Cheeky Boy! loves horses..., Sun 3 Jul 2005, 23:37, archived)

woo
hmm...
tricky situation in this time of war
( Mstandot, Sun 3 Jul 2005, 23:23, archived)

Have a Church of England dildo

( the RAND corporation - thats Hitlertainment..., Sun 3 Jul 2005, 23:24, archived)

whatever happened to b3ta's communal dildo
i've not seen it on the board in ages
( lemony, Sun 3 Jul 2005, 23:25, archived)

last I heard, TONAY had it...

( The Great Architect, Sun 3 Jul 2005, 23:25, archived)

wedged firmly in his crab infested stovepipe

( mr horrible put his trousers on really angrily on, Sun 3 Jul 2005, 23:27, archived)

he's never gonna give it up

( abandonnship BEEEEEEES, Sun 3 Jul 2005, 23:32, archived)

he can't
- it's that firmly wedged, surgery would be the only option
( mr horrible put his trousers on really angrily on, Sun 3 Jul 2005, 23:34, archived)

ain't never never gonna quit.

( Rapitinui comes in a wrapper of cellophane, Mon 4 Jul 2005, 0:37, archived)

Krrrrsk Khoooooor
NOOOOooooo.....
( Damocles shmamocles, Sun 3 Jul 2005, 23:26, archived)

I sense something, a presence I haven't felt since...

( The Great Architect, Sun 3 Jul 2005, 23:27, archived)

...this morning?

( Damocles shmamocles, Sun 3 Jul 2005, 23:27, archived)

Hmmm, the power is weak in the old man,
thats old age for ya
( The Great Architect, Sun 3 Jul 2005, 23:28, archived)

Woo Woo!
Is lully :)
( Frogbeat, Sun 3 Jul 2005, 23:25, archived)

yes this

( WhB is not a plumber, he's a free gas engineer, Sun 3 Jul 2005, 23:27, archived)

Champion.
Nice brushings.
( Tart Monkey, Sun 3 Jul 2005, 23:33, archived)