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[challenge entry] Research - Honestly!



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From the 1950s Government Warnings challenge. See all 378 entries (closed)

(MSPaintGuru, Sat 16 Nov 2002, 21:18, archived)
# i'm sure
i saw her down at aldi's in salford today, she got a pair or twins with uncertain parentage?
(I helped save b3ta! Mosschops, Sat 16 Nov 2002, 21:30, archived)
# Really???????
Dead American film starlet, AFAIK, but if you know different - everyone head to Salford.

NOW!!!!!!!!!! ;-)
(MSPaintGuru, Sat 16 Nov 2002, 21:32, archived)
# eh
we 'ave em all round our way our kid. slappers, toffs, top totty and dead american starlets all ang round salford precinct at saturday lunch. its them greggs steak bakes that bring em in.. quality pasties
(I helped save b3ta! Mosschops, Sat 16 Nov 2002, 21:34, archived)
# Right
that's it - I'm moving now!!!!
(MSPaintGuru, Sat 16 Nov 2002, 21:34, archived)
# dont be hasty
i mean ive drank two bottle of sebor so it may just be me.. but im sure its da troof
(I helped save b3ta! Mosschops, Sat 16 Nov 2002, 21:36, archived)
# well, it's better
than 4 of T-Bird and hanging around in Crawley town centre, cereously! ;-)
(MSPaintGuru, Sat 16 Nov 2002, 21:37, archived)
# i dunno about that
but it all i got at the mo, even the dealers seem to be havin anight of.. lazy gits!
(I helped save b3ta! Mosschops, Sat 16 Nov 2002, 21:41, archived)
# ah
the joys of the pound shops in queens square
(I helped save b3ta! bananaman, Sat 16 Nov 2002, 21:43, archived)
# ...
that sounds scarily local.... You aren't a Crawley man by any chance are you?

Do you know what the scrap was outside the cinema last Saturday night?
(MSPaintGuru, Sat 16 Nov 2002, 21:45, archived)
# i'm in horley
and no, i don't. but i've not been to the cinema in months.
(I helped save b3ta! bananaman, Sat 16 Nov 2002, 21:47, archived)
# Yikes!
Ex Horley, myself.

I Used to live in the flat next door to the Barclays, opposite the Foresters.... How odd is that? Do they still have the two Chinese takeaways there, the posh one and the cheepnis thing in the pedestrian area?
(MSPaintGuru, Sat 16 Nov 2002, 21:49, archived)
# hmmmm, in the town centre?
to be honest i couldn't tell you; i don't like chinese food, and so never pay attention to the takeaways (there are so many in town)
(I helped save b3ta! bananaman, Sat 16 Nov 2002, 21:52, archived)
# steak bakes rock
this is all
(I helped save b3ta! barnesy, Sat 16 Nov 2002, 21:35, archived)
# many apple-logies
dude, i had a bad night last night and took the the drink n drugs soon as i walked in from work. i was in never land by 7 or i'd have been there, wouldnt have been much fun in the mood i was in *unless you fancied finding a high bridge*
(I helped save b3ta! Mosschops, Sat 16 Nov 2002, 21:38, archived)
# OK
I kind of thought I'd find at least someone there! Mike hunt said he'd be there a bit before I left for Manc, so I've no idea what went wrong there. I'm still expecting to hear that there was a huge bash going on that I missed or summat!
(I helped save b3ta! barnesy, Sat 16 Nov 2002, 21:42, archived)
# there's always
a bash in manchester, unfortunately its normaly gentlemen that bat for the other team that get the bashing. i was wallowing in self pity so wouldnee have made the best company anyways. we will have to sort something out for another time.. something more definate so we can show all these southern jessies up.
(I helped save b3ta! Mosschops, Sat 16 Nov 2002, 21:45, archived)
# yeah
I think the southerners are winning on organisational skills so far, but I'd still be up for a bash another time.
(I helped save b3ta! barnesy, Sat 16 Nov 2002, 21:48, archived)
# aye sithee
once i'm backup to par i'll try and sort summit out. we cant be havin em showing off their £2.00 a throw drinks and fancy pants girlies all over the board like they ave without a reply from the true heart of the country
(I helped save b3ta! Mosschops, Sat 16 Nov 2002, 21:51, archived)