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# Read,
and be educated.
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yes, yes, repost. but i feel the need to share this marvelous news.
and it is marvelous, so shush.
(I helped save b3ta! toxie, Fri 8 Jul 2005, 1:13, archived)
# Huzzuh!
Is it cool if I exchange my chocolate intake for cheese?
(I helped save b3ta! Captain Tripps is your taxloss lover from Liverpool, Fri 8 Jul 2005, 1:15, archived)
# cheese can come under junk if you like.
but you have to get your daily chocolate, or you wont have a balanced diet.
(I helped save b3ta! toxie, Fri 8 Jul 2005, 1:16, archived)
# What if I just eat
Chocolate icecream?
(I helped save b3ta! Captain Tripps is your taxloss lover from Liverpool, Fri 8 Jul 2005, 1:19, archived)
# devious..
(I helped save b3ta! toxie, Fri 8 Jul 2005, 1:21, archived)
# i prefer the term 'Time Managment'
(I helped save b3ta! Captain Tripps is your taxloss lover from Liverpool, Fri 8 Jul 2005, 1:23, archived)
# I'd switch ice cream and gin
and put cheese where nicotine is

Best guide ever.
(I helped save b3ta! abandonnship, Fri 8 Jul 2005, 1:16, archived)
# But what about meat pies?
Where do they fit in?
(I helped save b3ta! Captain Tripps is your taxloss lover from Liverpool, Fri 8 Jul 2005, 1:20, archived)
# junk of course.
(I helped save b3ta! toxie, Fri 8 Jul 2005, 1:21, archived)
# Pasties
are not junk!
(I helped save b3ta! id10ts WTF happened, Fri 8 Jul 2005, 1:23, archived)
# pasties may not be,
but meat pies are.
especially unnamed-meat pies.
(I helped save b3ta! toxie, Fri 8 Jul 2005, 1:24, archived)
# yeah
named meat costs more.
unamed saves you £££'s in cat food bills
(I helped save b3ta! Captain Tripps is your taxloss lover from Liverpool, Fri 8 Jul 2005, 1:25, archived)
# precisely
'meat and potato' pies

if you eat non-descript meat, you belong in the 13th century. At the latest.
(I helped save b3ta! spacehog, Fri 8 Jul 2005, 1:26, archived)
# beware of anything that has "meat" listed as an ingredient.


(I helped save b3ta! but the hedgehog can never be buggered at all foreskin of the apocalypse, Fri 8 Jul 2005, 1:27, archived)
# Or "meat products"
*shudders*
(I helped save b3ta! abandonnship, Fri 8 Jul 2005, 1:28, archived)
# *is reminded of "two stupid dogs"*
Meat! By! Products!
Meat! By! Products!
Meat! By! Products!
(I helped save b3ta! but the hedgehog can never be buggered at all foreskin of the apocalypse, Fri 8 Jul 2005, 1:31, archived)
# haha!
I remember that show!
(I helped save b3ta! abandonnship, Fri 8 Jul 2005, 1:32, archived)
# yeah, you keep fooling yourself, lard-boy
www.b3ta.com/board/4861106
(I helped save b3ta! spacehog, Fri 8 Jul 2005, 1:25, archived)
# hmmmm.... lots of grease and pastry....
yes, ^ inspired category choice ^.
(I helped save b3ta! spacehog, Fri 8 Jul 2005, 1:24, archived)
# gin and nicotine is all you really need to survive on.
the other ones are just to make you look good.
(I helped save b3ta! Sir Sand GOBLIN ^popular page dis, Fri 8 Jul 2005, 1:18, archived)
# The gin to make you handsome and wise
The nicotene to make you look as cool as the other kids
(I helped save b3ta! Captain Tripps is your taxloss lover from Liverpool, Fri 8 Jul 2005, 1:19, archived)
# and the other three to make sure youre at least a size 16..
(I helped save b3ta! toxie, Fri 8 Jul 2005, 1:20, archived)
# at least
*wears three belts, all tied together*
(I helped save b3ta! Captain Tripps is your taxloss lover from Liverpool, Fri 8 Jul 2005, 1:23, archived)
# or exchange as appropriate
(I helped save b3ta! spacehog, Fri 8 Jul 2005, 1:27, archived)
# "hehehehehhaaaaahahahahh"
that's the exact noise i made as i read your post.

woo and yay and houpla and all the others in a steady consecutive order until such time as you feel it is appropriate for us to go to bed.

(seperately)
(I helped save b3ta! spacehog, Fri 8 Jul 2005, 1:22, archived)
# But
where is the coffee? (And sex. Is sex a food? I guess if you're creative it is.)
(I helped save b3ta! id10ts WTF happened, Fri 8 Jul 2005, 1:22, archived)
# sex is unneccessary.
(I helped save b3ta! Sir Sand GOBLIN ^popular page dis, Fri 8 Jul 2005, 1:24, archived)
#




since when?
(I helped save b3ta! toxie, Fri 8 Jul 2005, 1:25, archived)
# only joking.
*shags senseless*
(I helped save b3ta! Sir Sand GOBLIN ^popular page dis, Fri 8 Jul 2005, 1:26, archived)
# thank god.
i wouldnt be able to cope with no sex.
i would go mad.
(I helped save b3ta! toxie, Fri 8 Jul 2005, 1:27, archived)
# filthy ho.
(I helped save b3ta! Sir Sand GOBLIN ^popular page dis, Fri 8 Jul 2005, 1:29, archived)
# yeah the madness kicks in after about 18 months
but after that it's all fine.

there's a sense of achievement to be found in subverting biological insincts, even if it is involountary.
(I helped save b3ta! spacehog, Fri 8 Jul 2005, 1:29, archived)
# 18 months?
id have died by then.
it takes two days for me to start going mad..
(I helped save b3ta! toxie, Fri 8 Jul 2005, 1:34, archived)
# do wanks not suffice?
(I helped save b3ta! Sir Sand GOBLIN ^popular page dis, Fri 8 Jul 2005, 1:36, archived)
# you serious?
advice:
life / priorites / sort.
(I helped save b3ta! spacehog, Fri 8 Jul 2005, 1:43, archived)
# she has all her priorities in the right place,
trust me.
(I helped save b3ta! Sir Sand GOBLIN ^popular page dis, Fri 8 Jul 2005, 1:51, archived)
# worryingly,
i've never had urges for sex.
i think i'm wrong.
(I helped save b3ta! Sir Sand GOBLIN ^popular page dis, Fri 8 Jul 2005, 1:34, archived)
# no, it makes perfect sense.
trust me, i've read darwin.
(I helped save b3ta! spacehog, Fri 8 Jul 2005, 1:46, archived)
# Whats the difference between sex and coffee?
(I helped save b3ta! Captain Tripps is your taxloss lover from Liverpool, Fri 8 Jul 2005, 1:24, archived)
# sex sends you to sleep,
and coffee wakes you up.
(I helped save b3ta! toxie, Fri 8 Jul 2005, 1:27, archived)
# don't know
but they both have the bean as star of the show.
(I helped save b3ta! spacehog, Fri 8 Jul 2005, 1:32, archived)
#
too much of one makes your wee hurt
(I helped save b3ta! shambla www.gagaprinthouse.com, Fri 8 Jul 2005, 1:33, archived)
# yes
^this
(I helped save b3ta! emvee cruor deo cruoris, Fri 8 Jul 2005, 1:37, archived)