Read,
and be educated.


yes, yes, repost. but i feel the need to share this marvelous news.
and it is marvelous, so shush.
( toxie, Fri 8 Jul 2005, 1:13, archived)

Huzzuh!
Is it cool if I exchange my chocolate intake for cheese?
( Captain Tripps is your taxloss lover from Liverpool, Fri 8 Jul 2005, 1:15, archived)

cheese can come under junk if you like.
but you have to get your daily chocolate, or you wont have a balanced diet.
( toxie, Fri 8 Jul 2005, 1:16, archived)

What if I just eat
Chocolate icecream?
( Captain Tripps is your taxloss lover from Liverpool, Fri 8 Jul 2005, 1:19, archived)

devious..

( toxie, Fri 8 Jul 2005, 1:21, archived)

i prefer the term 'Time Managment'

( Captain Tripps is your taxloss lover from Liverpool, Fri 8 Jul 2005, 1:23, archived)

I'd switch ice cream and gin
and put cheese where nicotine is

Best guide ever.
( abandonnship BEEEEEEES, Fri 8 Jul 2005, 1:16, archived)

But what about meat pies?
Where do they fit in?
( Captain Tripps is your taxloss lover from Liverpool, Fri 8 Jul 2005, 1:20, archived)

junk of course.

( toxie, Fri 8 Jul 2005, 1:21, archived)

Pasties
are not junk!
( id10ts Twas ever thus., Fri 8 Jul 2005, 1:23, archived)

pasties may not be,
but meat pies are.
especially unnamed-meat pies.
( toxie, Fri 8 Jul 2005, 1:24, archived)

yeah
named meat costs more.
unamed saves you £££'s in cat food bills
( Captain Tripps is your taxloss lover from Liverpool, Fri 8 Jul 2005, 1:25, archived)

precisely
'meat and potato' pies

if you eat non-descript meat, you belong in the 13th century. At the latest.
( spacehog, Fri 8 Jul 2005, 1:26, archived)

beware of anything that has "meat" listed as an ingredient.

( but the hedgehog can never be buggered at all foreskin of the apocalypse, Fri 8 Jul 2005, 1:27, archived)

Or "meat products"
*shudders*
( abandonnship BEEEEEEES, Fri 8 Jul 2005, 1:28, archived)

*is reminded of "two stupid dogs"*
Meat! By! Products!
Meat! By! Products!
Meat! By! Products!
( but the hedgehog can never be buggered at all foreskin of the apocalypse, Fri 8 Jul 2005, 1:31, archived)

haha!
I remember that show!
( abandonnship BEEEEEEES, Fri 8 Jul 2005, 1:32, archived)

yeah, you keep fooling yourself, lard-boy
www.b3ta.com/board/4861106
( spacehog, Fri 8 Jul 2005, 1:25, archived)

hmmmm.... lots of grease and pastry....
yes, ^ inspired category choice ^.
( spacehog, Fri 8 Jul 2005, 1:24, archived)

gin and nicotine is all you really need to survive on.
the other ones are just to make you look good.
( Sir Sand Goblin Bill Withers, Fri 8 Jul 2005, 1:18, archived)

The gin to make you handsome and wise
The nicotene to make you look as cool as the other kids
( Captain Tripps is your taxloss lover from Liverpool, Fri 8 Jul 2005, 1:19, archived)

and the other three to make sure youre at least a size 16..

( toxie, Fri 8 Jul 2005, 1:20, archived)

at least
*wears three belts, all tied together*
( Captain Tripps is your taxloss lover from Liverpool, Fri 8 Jul 2005, 1:23, archived)

or exchange as appropriate

( spacehog, Fri 8 Jul 2005, 1:27, archived)

"hehehehehhaaaaahahahahh"
that's the exact noise i made as i read your post.

woo and yay and houpla and all the others in a steady consecutive order until such time as you feel it is appropriate for us to go to bed.

(seperately)
( spacehog, Fri 8 Jul 2005, 1:22, archived)

But
where is the coffee? (And sex. Is sex a food? I guess if you're creative it is.)
( id10ts Twas ever thus., Fri 8 Jul 2005, 1:22, archived)

sex is unneccessary.

( Sir Sand Goblin Bill Withers, Fri 8 Jul 2005, 1:24, archived)

since when?
( toxie, Fri 8 Jul 2005, 1:25, archived)

only joking.
*shags senseless*
( Sir Sand Goblin Bill Withers, Fri 8 Jul 2005, 1:26, archived)

thank god.
i wouldnt be able to cope with no sex.
i would go mad.
( toxie, Fri 8 Jul 2005, 1:27, archived)

filthy ho.

( Sir Sand Goblin Bill Withers, Fri 8 Jul 2005, 1:29, archived)

yeah the madness kicks in after about 18 months
but after that it's all fine.

there's a sense of achievement to be found in subverting biological insincts, even if it is involountary.
( spacehog, Fri 8 Jul 2005, 1:29, archived)

18 months?
id have died by then.
it takes two days for me to start going mad..
( toxie, Fri 8 Jul 2005, 1:34, archived)

do wanks not suffice?

( Sir Sand Goblin Bill Withers, Fri 8 Jul 2005, 1:36, archived)

you serious?
advice:
life / priorites / sort.
( spacehog, Fri 8 Jul 2005, 1:43, archived)

she has all her priorities in the right place,
trust me.
( Sir Sand Goblin Bill Withers, Fri 8 Jul 2005, 1:51, archived)

worryingly,
i've never had urges for sex.
i think i'm wrong.
( Sir Sand Goblin Bill Withers, Fri 8 Jul 2005, 1:34, archived)

no, it makes perfect sense.
trust me, i've read darwin.
( spacehog, Fri 8 Jul 2005, 1:46, archived)

Whats the difference between sex and coffee?

( Captain Tripps is your taxloss lover from Liverpool, Fri 8 Jul 2005, 1:24, archived)

sex sends you to sleep,
and coffee wakes you up.
( toxie, Fri 8 Jul 2005, 1:27, archived)

don't know
but they both have the bean as star of the show.
( spacehog, Fri 8 Jul 2005, 1:32, archived)

too much of one makes your wee hurt
( shambla www.gagaprinthouse.com, Fri 8 Jul 2005, 1:33, archived)

yes
^this
( Ain't nothin' but the E to the M to the motherfuckin' V cyberpimp, Fri 8 Jul 2005, 1:37, archived)