The Hoff is properly locked up,
as he bloody well should be.



but for how long?
( PoofBird ~V~, Fri 15 Jul 2005, 22:06, archived)

must un-lock door....
how are ya Mr.bird? :)


( prodigy69, Fri 15 Jul 2005, 22:08, archived)

'ning!
get your shop going! I want to buy stuff
( PoofBird ~V~, Fri 15 Jul 2005, 22:10, archived)

haaha...I need another 3 pics to use then It's all go :)

and ty..very kind :)


( prodigy69, Fri 15 Jul 2005, 22:12, archived)

*lathers up soap*

(glued eel, Fri 15 Jul 2005, 22:09, archived)

*unlock*
*open*
*open door*
*open door with key*
*use key*
*unlock door*
*unlock door with key*
*push*
*pull*
*kick*


Fucking text-based escapage...he'll be there all night.
( grey kid has a warm fire and a SuperSoaker of fine cognac, Fri 15 Jul 2005, 22:17, archived)

hahahaha!
mmm text based
( PoofBird ~V~, Fri 15 Jul 2005, 22:18, archived)

AKKKKK!
Gophers!
( Albert the Mildly Deranged purveyors of nothing much since a year or two ago, Fri 15 Jul 2005, 23:37, archived)

go west*

*you get mauled by angry troll*
*you die*
*you are in a jail cell*
*teh hoff is winking at you*

( prodigy69, Fri 15 Jul 2005, 22:20, archived)

*LOOK*

You can see.......
A key on a table just out of reach
( paranoiaman, Fri 15 Jul 2005, 22:23, archived)

I can't make him
wink as sexy as Stick Figure Ninja did...

but this will do for me... for now.
( PoofBird ~V~, Fri 15 Jul 2005, 22:23, archived)

god..that was disturbing


\m/ first man to rock on the moon \m/
( prodigy69, Fri 15 Jul 2005, 22:26, archived)