Blame it on the weather.

( Black Moon Cock of the Infinite, Sun 17 Jul 2005, 1:28, archived)

or greasy flagpoles

( aaarrgghh...wasps! !spsaw...hhggrraaa, Sun 17 Jul 2005, 1:34, archived)

or fleecy gragpoles.

( Black Moon Cock of the Infinite, Sun 17 Jul 2005, 1:38, archived)