Icecream! Icecream!
RING-A-DING-DING-DING!


 

From the A day in the life of David Hasselhoff challenge. See all 387 entries (closed)

( Rapitinui comes in a wrapper of cellophane, Mon 18 Jul 2005, 7:22, archived)

hahaha!!!
i like.
(Turtlecrumpets, Mon 18 Jul 2005, 7:24, archived)

Good.
 
My original caption was "Hasselhoff drives an icecream van; then he FUCKS your MOTHER!"

...but I thought that unnecessarily offensive.
( Rapitinui comes in a wrapper of cellophane, Mon 18 Jul 2005, 7:25, archived)

As long as he gives me a 99 first
I couldn't give a damn!
(Hibbyz Has lots of patterns to give away: see profile..., Mon 18 Jul 2005, 9:06, archived)

honestly, this week's challenge is a dream come true.

( Rapitinui comes in a wrapper of cellophane, Mon 18 Jul 2005, 7:24, archived)

so you dream of David Hasselhoff?
that's..... eeww
(coolzay, Mon 18 Jul 2005, 7:26, archived)

what, don't you?
 
Don't you imagine that he's silently crept under the covers with you, and spread you like a fucking watermelon?
( Rapitinui comes in a wrapper of cellophane, Mon 18 Jul 2005, 7:28, archived)

you can spread watermellons?

(Azzek!, Mon 18 Jul 2005, 7:30, archived)

nope

(coolzay, Mon 18 Jul 2005, 7:31, archived)

I haven't
but now I will
( Slacker Steve is your taxloss lover from Liverpool, Mon 18 Jul 2005, 7:32, archived)

Surely though
if that was a challenge entry it'd be Compo'd?

(noooooooo, not set against a Yorkshire background)
( Ptolemy the man with the silent pea, Mon 18 Jul 2005, 7:33, archived)

hahahahaha

(schnurricane, Mon 18 Jul 2005, 7:34, archived)

hahahaha
(compo it)
(kaibosh, Mon 18 Jul 2005, 7:39, archived)