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[challenge entry] Icecream! Icecream!
RING-A-DING-DING-DING!


 

From the A day in the life of David Hasselhoff challenge. See all 384 entries (closed)

(, Mon 18 Jul 2005, 7:22, archived)
# hahaha!!!
i like.
(, Mon 18 Jul 2005, 7:24, archived)
# Good.
 
My original caption was "Hasselhoff drives an icecream van; then he FUCKS your MOTHER!"

...but I thought that unnecessarily offensive.
(, Mon 18 Jul 2005, 7:25, archived)
# As long as he gives me a 99 first
I couldn't give a damn!
(, Mon 18 Jul 2005, 9:06, archived)
# honestly, this week's challenge is a dream come true.
(, Mon 18 Jul 2005, 7:24, archived)
# so you dream of David Hasselhoff?
that's..... eeww
(, Mon 18 Jul 2005, 7:26, archived)
# what, don't you?
 
Don't you imagine that he's silently crept under the covers with you, and spread you like a fucking watermelon?
(, Mon 18 Jul 2005, 7:28, archived)
# you can spread watermellons?
(, Mon 18 Jul 2005, 7:30, archived)
# nope
(, Mon 18 Jul 2005, 7:31, archived)
# I haven't
but now I will
(, Mon 18 Jul 2005, 7:32, archived)
# Surely though
if that was a challenge entry it'd be Compo'd?

(noooooooo, not set against a Yorkshire background)
(, Mon 18 Jul 2005, 7:33, archived)
# hahahahaha
(, Mon 18 Jul 2005, 7:34, archived)
# hahahaha
(compo it)
(, Mon 18 Jul 2005, 7:39, archived)