Davidson as prime minister?!?

( Haku - haven't you heard? the bird is the word!, Fri 5 Aug 2005, 16:11, archived)

two tickets please
and no, not to france.
(Meta4 whats a meta for?, Fri 5 Aug 2005, 16:11, archived)

I think you'll find
that sign hasn't been shopped
( The Beast can't help looking at womens breasts on the tube, Fri 5 Aug 2005, 16:15, archived)

ha haaaa
great
(ah sod it tinsels chummily, Fri 5 Aug 2005, 16:16, archived)

but the first thing jim would do would be to flood the tunnels to stop dirty immigrants getting in

( Thor_sonofodin loves Pocari Sweat., Fri 5 Aug 2005, 16:17, archived)

or tilt it downwards from us at 0.75 degree angle and use it as a sewer...
©Bob Monkhouse Circa. 1999
( The Great Architect "Yakabakakas"!, Fri 5 Aug 2005, 16:18, archived)

no he wouldn't
it would be turned into a giant gas chamber, Belsen stylee.
( The Beast can't help looking at womens breasts on the tube, Fri 5 Aug 2005, 16:18, archived)