subtle, and brilliant

(Wed 27th Feb 2008, 20:58, More)

11 is so last millennium

(Sat 4th Aug 2007, 19:00, More)

Aww, didums.

(Sun 10th Jun 2007, 14:04, More)

(Sat 13th May 2006, 13:39, More)

Pinball, anyone?

(Sat 27th Aug 2005, 18:07, More)

INSERT COIN

(Sun 24th Jul 2005, 9:50, More)

version 2:

click for version 3
(Fri 1st Jul 2005, 9:38, More)

dig it baby!



(Sat 26th Feb 2005, 10:03, More)

feh, kids these days got no attention spa... ooh, something shiny!

(Thu 2nd Dec 2004, 17:16, More)

yay for surfing!


(Tue 16th Nov 2004, 17:18, More)

» World's Sickest Joke

Three lads down on the beach on a summer day, drinking, fooling around, then they see this young woman sunbathing on the beach, only she's a quadriplegic.
They start daring each other to go over to her, the first lad says "'ere watch this" and the other two stand and watch as the first goes over to the woman and asks her if she's ever been kissed. She replies no and he asks if he could which she replies yes so he does.
When he got back to the other two lads, one of them goes "you think that's daring?" and goes over to the woman, asks if she's ever been groped, again she says no and he asks, she replies yes so he does and then goes back to his mates.
The third lad realises he's got to out-do the other two so goes over to the woman and asks if she's ever been fucked, no she replies, to which he says "well now you have, the tide's coming in!"


(ba-dum tish, coat time)
(Tue 7th Feb 2006, 22:04, More)

» Cougars and Sugar Daddies

My Grandad got married a few years ago...
...to someone about half his age, he's 91 now - and no she didn't marry for money because he's got none.
(Sun 7th Dec 2008, 23:39, More)

» Council Cunts

Stroud's Bus "Station"
A few years ago the fuckwits at Stroud Council decided to sell the bus station so we can get a shiny new cinema with a bowling alley on top (which I've heard the bowling place is going to close next year because apparently it's running at a loss...)

How did they solve the problem of no new place for a bus station? they thought, "fuck it, lets just use the main road", several bus stops either side of the road with pedestrian traffic lights at each end - chaos during the morning/afternoon times when the school brats go to/from school.


(I still go to the Cribbs Causeway cinema though, bigger screens, better sound)
(Sun 29th Jul 2007, 4:36, More)

» My Wanking Disasters

Not an urban myth (unluckily...)
A few years ago I bought a VHS-C camcorder from a car boot sale.

"Great" I thought as I saw it had a tape with it so I could use it as soon as I got home.

"Oh dear god" I thought as I got home and scanned through the tape to see if there was anything interesting on it.

It was a home video of the guy I bought it from and his wife, then the guy on his own.


I am scarred for life, desparately wishing I had a MIB neuralizer...
(Wed 2nd Jun 2004, 17:06, More)

» Worst Record Ever

"Chesney Hawkes - The One and Only"
why? because I still have the cassette hanging around somewhere and oh jeezus what was I thinking when I bought it
(Wed 3rd Dec 2003, 23:43, More)