Actually my life is interesting.
I get up every morning and have a shower. At the moment it is Imperial Leather. I used to think that it was the shower gel used by Stormtroopers, but then I guess they don't need to shower, as they can hide their stench inside their uniforms. After my shower I make a cup of tea for the missus, who doesn't have to work until an hour after I do. Then I go into my room and choose the pair of underpants that are the most bendy, and least smelly. I then colourcode my shirt with my trousers, but this is easy as all my trousers are black. I then get in my car and drive the (too lazy to walk) 3 miles to work. My desk is in the corner facing everyone, so I only get 15 minutes of random surfing before my boss gets in and catches me. I have to work 8:15 to 4:30 but I still manage to fit 5 or 6 cups of tea into that time. I don't take sugar, so that makes it easy as I don't need a spoon. I still have my student skills at taking out tea bags with my fingers. Anyway, I work at testing software for shop tills, which is dead exciting, I can tell you. After work I come home and have a quick nap infront of Richard and Judy, and then I crack open a bar of choccy, and maybe a glass of wine. I then have a nap, and possibly give the missus a kiss and a hug. If she's lucky. Then it happens all over again the next day.
( Quim LEAK is Zombie obsessed - http://trioxin.wordpress.com/, Wed 7 Sep 2005, 21:38, archived)

WINNER!

( Jessie © had a really cracking night, Wed 7 Sep 2005, 21:39, archived)

I concur

( Lizzy_Bee is a mac user now, Wed 7 Sep 2005, 21:46, archived)

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wha? sorry I fell asleep.

what did I miss?
( naD, Wed 7 Sep 2005, 21:40, archived)

*looks for a picture in the post*
*finds none*

welcome new person please read the Faq
(The little pink animal I animate cats!!! HA HA HA HA HA!!!!, Wed 7 Sep 2005, 21:40, archived)

User 26286
talking to user 18785.

Ooookaaaay then.

And the term is ~ faq ~ without the spaces.
Hello new person. Please read our FAQ. Cheers.
( Quim LEAK is Zombie obsessed - http://trioxin.wordpress.com/, Wed 7 Sep 2005, 21:42, archived)

ha ha ha
pwned I guess :)
(The little pink animal I animate cats!!! HA HA HA HA HA!!!!, Wed 7 Sep 2005, 21:53, archived)

sorry to TJ but
I think I know where the compo idea came from
( Cocodaye Miasere likes chips and peas, Wed 7 Sep 2005, 21:41, archived)

ha ha!
I used to post there regularly,
until I moved in here and made it my new home, I mean
wouldn't go back there now, no sir
*strokes b3ta*
( Ptolemy, Wed 7 Sep 2005, 21:49, archived)

They have little hummus (most of the time)
but no fluff at all
( Cocodaye Miasere likes chips and peas, Wed 7 Sep 2005, 21:53, archived)

Now I don't normally bother with the talk board
but to actually read something for the first time in an hour was quite refreshing

winner
( slippymark does not require lubricating, Wed 7 Sep 2005, 21:41, archived)

well
i thought it was woo. :@
(monkeymonkeybeyourself, Wed 7 Sep 2005, 21:43, archived)

im still
looking for a hidden image in that lump of text
(chris90uk chris, 1990, united kingdom, Wed 7 Sep 2005, 21:47, archived)

The best story ever.
(sorry it took me so long to write this, I seem to have nodded off for a couple of days0
( edjogs, Fri 9 Sep 2005, 23:32, archived)