Haribo PenisRight, well after I read the section about Haribos in last weeks newsletter, I thought I'd try and make a Haribo cock.
Materials:
An uncooked potato
A knife
Haribo candy, I used Gummibears(well, some cheap version of Gummibears in any case)
A microwave
A bowl
A pen
Something to scrape with(you can use the pen if you can't think of anything better)
Procedure:
1. Sort the Haribos by colour
2. Cut the Potato into two halves
3. On one half, draw the shape you would like the Haribos to take. Or just jump to the next step
4. Scrape out half of the potato, making a mould with the required shape.
5. Put the selected Haribos in the bowl and heat up in the microwave.
6. When they are melted, pour them into the scraped out part of the potato, so that there is a bit more than enough to fill it up.
7. Push the untouched half of the potato onto the half filled with Haribo. A bit will squeeze out the sides.
8. Just let it sit there. Or put it in the freezer.
9. Pull the two halves apart, and your Haribo creating should come out quite easily.
I made it a week ago, but haven't been able to get my hands on a camera since then, so I've kept it the while and just took this Picture:
I should send it in to Haribo, shame it doesn't look like it will come off in one piece, as it seems to have melted onto the plate a bit when it was 28/29 degrees early in the week.
Cleaning is easy, it dissolves perfectly in hot water. Just smells a bit.
I might do it all again and take pictures of each step if I can be arsed.
Sorry about the shit picture. The white thing it's on is a plate.
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Mon 12 Sep 2005, 22:28,
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Materials:
An uncooked potato
A knife
Haribo candy, I used Gummibears(well, some cheap version of Gummibears in any case)
A microwave
A bowl
A pen
Something to scrape with(you can use the pen if you can't think of anything better)
Procedure:
1. Sort the Haribos by colour
2. Cut the Potato into two halves
3. On one half, draw the shape you would like the Haribos to take. Or just jump to the next step
4. Scrape out half of the potato, making a mould with the required shape.
5. Put the selected Haribos in the bowl and heat up in the microwave.
6. When they are melted, pour them into the scraped out part of the potato, so that there is a bit more than enough to fill it up.
7. Push the untouched half of the potato onto the half filled with Haribo. A bit will squeeze out the sides.
8. Just let it sit there. Or put it in the freezer.
9. Pull the two halves apart, and your Haribo creating should come out quite easily.
I made it a week ago, but haven't been able to get my hands on a camera since then, so I've kept it the while and just took this Picture:
I should send it in to Haribo, shame it doesn't look like it will come off in one piece, as it seems to have melted onto the plate a bit when it was 28/29 degrees early in the week.
Cleaning is easy, it dissolves perfectly in hot water. Just smells a bit.
I might do it all again and take pictures of each step if I can be arsed.
Sorry about the shit picture. The white thing it's on is a plate.
excellent work!Faboo, top marks for effort and detail!
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mr horrible up yours, dickface,
Mon 12 Sep 2005, 22:31,
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Fanta-stick!and the spunk finishes it off perfectly!
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Cheeky Boy! loves horses...,
Mon 12 Sep 2005, 22:33,
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Thatwas unintentional.
But thank you.
Perhaps I'll scrape it off and eat it later. After all, the red ones have always been my favourite.
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Mon 12 Sep 2005, 22:37,
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But thank you.
Perhaps I'll scrape it off and eat it later. After all, the red ones have always been my favourite.
Arf!I bow down to your superior Haribo skills
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The Coast Of Yemen,
Fri 16 Sep 2005, 21:35,
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That is most woo.What ever you do, don't do goatse.
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Rev. Cleo still alive,
Fri 16 Sep 2005, 23:11,
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