Me n FrankieValium have been on a culinary adventure!
We made 'Morrocan Death Slop', AKA, 'Morrocarghfuckingshit!'
Ingredients:
Beef
Chicken
Water
Rice
Hellmann's BURGER SAUCE (fear it)
Curry Sauce
Salt
Pepper
Various Mixed Spices
Morrocan Seasoning
Shitlaods Of Cheddar Cheese.
Simply bung it all in a slowcooker for three hours, and go to the pub.
Upon our return, we tasted our lovely new invention.
It was lacking something...
Ah yes, fuckloads of Soy Sauce.
So we mixed in about a quarter of a large bottle of Soy Sauce, and ate.
I now feel like a cement mixer.
I will report back with photo's of what it does to FrankieValium, as he is fucking determined to eat all of it...
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Sat 24 Sep 2005, 0:18,
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Ingredients:
Beef
Chicken
Water
Rice
Hellmann's BURGER SAUCE (fear it)
Curry Sauce
Salt
Pepper
Various Mixed Spices
Morrocan Seasoning
Shitlaods Of Cheddar Cheese.
Simply bung it all in a slowcooker for three hours, and go to the pub.
Upon our return, we tasted our lovely new invention.
It was lacking something...
Ah yes, fuckloads of Soy Sauce.
So we mixed in about a quarter of a large bottle of Soy Sauce, and ate.
I now feel like a cement mixer.
I will report back with photo's of what it does to FrankieValium, as he is fucking determined to eat all of it...
The sculpting of facial hair is the work of the devil.
In the Manley household any man who sculpts his facial hair or wears cologne is an outcast.
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Sat 24 Sep 2005, 0:32,
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Does shaving count?
That's all I do with my facial hair.
I trim it with scissors occasionally.
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Sat 24 Sep 2005, 0:34,
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I trim it with scissors occasionally.
Shaving is fine
As long as it is all or nothing - no poncing around with goatees outside of talk like a pirate season.
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Sat 24 Sep 2005, 0:53,
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he has a chirpy face
like someone who'd be a model used in an advert for PC support.
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Sat 24 Sep 2005, 0:21,
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Not at all.
I'd never live with a metrosexual in a million and one fucking years. I think he has a clear complexion as he's generally preserved in alcohol. I don't know if you noticed the bottle of vodka he's clutching...
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Sat 24 Sep 2005, 0:26,
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I thought that was the half empty bottle of soy sauce
does he get his nails done?
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Sat 24 Sep 2005, 0:27,
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does he get his nails done?
No, he has some sort of skin problem with his hands
to the point where his nails are coming off. Looks like leprosy.
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Sat 24 Sep 2005, 0:28,
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the bloke who invented the term metrosexual was the witness at my wedding
he's a friend of my wifes and spent the wedding dinner complaining how others had misapropriated his term.
Photos....
www.marksimpson.com/pages/gallery.html
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Sat 24 Sep 2005, 0:28,
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Photos....
www.marksimpson.com/pages/gallery.html
I can't remember
but he certainly gets excited by it all.
www.marksimpson.com/pages/metrosexual.html
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Sat 24 Sep 2005, 0:30,
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www.marksimpson.com/pages/metrosexual.html
I understand it to mean a man whose image and mannersisms
are somewhat androgynous. And they irritate the hell out of me.
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Sat 24 Sep 2005, 0:31,
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yeah.
I find myself wandering round town shouting "PICK A SIDE!!" at people. They think I'm doing magic tricks.
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Sat 24 Sep 2005, 0:33,
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"Pick a side!"
"What do I do with it, Mac?"
"Keep it, I've got 51 left..."
/Groucho Marx
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Sat 24 Sep 2005, 0:38,
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"Keep it, I've got 51 left..."
/Groucho Marx
you need to stop
imposing socially constructed gender roles on people.
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Sat 24 Sep 2005, 0:39,
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Quite a few do.
Probably.
I don't really know about shit like that.
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Sat 24 Sep 2005, 0:43,
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I don't really know about shit like that.
Well I do, and you're right.
They don't dress that way because they particularly want to. They dress that way because they think they should.
i've never met anyone like that who wasn't a shallow twat. They'll quite happily follow fashion and trends blindly, because everyone else is doing, and thats a seriously dangerous mentality to have.
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Sat 24 Sep 2005, 0:46,
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i've never met anyone like that who wasn't a shallow twat. They'll quite happily follow fashion and trends blindly, because everyone else is doing, and thats a seriously dangerous mentality to have.
nothing against gay people
just dont fcking act like soemthing you're not
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Sat 24 Sep 2005, 0:42,
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that's the thing though
why assign a strict label to a person?
A person may not be ready to identify themself as gay, or they consider themself bisexual, or they aren't gay at all, or they switch every 6 months, or they are a pre-op. There are a multitude of different ways of being, and it seems artificial and constraining to confine people to a given group.
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Sat 24 Sep 2005, 0:46,
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A person may not be ready to identify themself as gay, or they consider themself bisexual, or they aren't gay at all, or they switch every 6 months, or they are a pre-op. There are a multitude of different ways of being, and it seems artificial and constraining to confine people to a given group.
but theyre so happy to do it themselves.
It has nothing to do with a person's sexuality. It's a fashion thing.
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Sat 24 Sep 2005, 0:47,
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Fashion is just one of many things in this world that piss me off
in a totally irrational way.
It annoys me that so many people are so happy to just be labelled up, like you say. I know it's their choice and all, but it still doesn't fail to wind me up. It's like no-one wants to be individual anymore.
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Sat 24 Sep 2005, 0:50,
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It annoys me that so many people are so happy to just be labelled up, like you say. I know it's their choice and all, but it still doesn't fail to wind me up. It's like no-one wants to be individual anymore.
gotcha.
but maybe some people don't think of fashion as something personally defining. They rely on their personality and mind to be unique, not their clothes.
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Sat 24 Sep 2005, 0:56,
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But herein lies my argument.
Most of them don't. I've never met a so called "metrosexual" who wasn't a totally shallow cunt. And I've met a lot of them. I go to university. It's pretty much a question of what you see is what you get. They're like peacocks. Show off your pretty colours to find a mate, and then thats it. Thats about all there is to life.
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Sat 24 Sep 2005, 0:58,
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Exactly.
You noticed how many students look and dress the same?
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Sat 24 Sep 2005, 0:57,
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hehehehehe
kid at my school: dresses with tight everything and the "latest fashions", used lotion and stuff like that constantly, is in the Gay-Straight Aliance (club thing not necacerially just for gayers but pretty much so), bends the wrist (hate that so much), i have seen photographic evidence of him dncing rather close with other guys, and is the only fucking MALE CHEARLEADER in the school
claims to not be gay
fuck taht shit, you're gay, cause i say so and you deserve it
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Sat 24 Sep 2005, 0:41,
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claims to not be gay
fuck taht shit, you're gay, cause i say so and you deserve it
whatever,
let him get on with it and make his mindup in his own time.
edit 'you deserve it'? curious turn of phrase
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Sat 24 Sep 2005, 0:46,
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edit 'you deserve it'? curious turn of phrase
yeah, just
very annoying how he is so suprised of people mistaking him for gay
was even rather insuted once
repl to edit: yeah i know im tired and procrastinating, makes no sence now that i reread that-o well
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Sat 24 Sep 2005, 0:47,
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was even rather insuted once
repl to edit: yeah i know im tired and procrastinating, makes no sence now that i reread that-o well
yeah - I think it's come to mean that
but I think his original idea had something to do with a figure invented by mens magazines to sell clothes and perfume to.
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Sat 24 Sep 2005, 0:34,
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Sex in the Newcastle / Paris underground?
Being turned on by tubes (not fallopian).
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Sat 24 Sep 2005, 0:35,
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soy?
tabasco, was what was needed.
you have a nice day tomorrow...
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Sat 24 Sep 2005, 0:22,
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you have a nice day tomorrow...
we were toying with the idea of putting cream in it...
but we don't have any cream. I don't think we have tabasco either...
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Sat 24 Sep 2005, 0:23,
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I have some jalapeno tabasco
which Tescos mysteriously delivered with my normal order.
I was actually quite pleased. Certainly better than the time they sent me un-asked for frozen sweetcorn.
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Sat 24 Sep 2005, 0:26,
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I was actually quite pleased. Certainly better than the time they sent me un-asked for frozen sweetcorn.
sounds like it needed more
salt if anything - cream wouldn't've helped, so like.. you know, don't worry or anything
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Sat 24 Sep 2005, 0:28,
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I apologise for that.
Tourettes Guy is the funniest thing I've seen in a long time though...
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Sat 24 Sep 2005, 0:30,
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I tried watching those
but I seem to have missed something, as I'm not as gaga about it as everyone else.
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Sat 24 Sep 2005, 0:34,
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I more amused by the fact that he sounds exactly like me when I'm drunk.
Especially the "fuck Salt" bit...
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Sat 24 Sep 2005, 0:36,
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Not as good as my cheese, hazlenut stuffing and sliced chilli pizza
which also works as a sandwich. It really does.
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Sat 24 Sep 2005, 0:22,
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My first thought was "I'm gonna puke"
but the ingredients actually sound alright... if you minus the cheese.
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Sat 24 Sep 2005, 0:23,
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NEVER minus the cheese
any meal may be improved by grilling it with cheese. (except kiwi sorbet, trust me)
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Sat 24 Sep 2005, 0:24,
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I dont mind cheese as a topping
in the style of pizza, toasties or toasted cheese but within food ...
You're making me want to try kiwi sorbet and cheese now. Thank fuck most kiwi selling shops are close right now.
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Sat 24 Sep 2005, 0:28,
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You're making me want to try kiwi sorbet and cheese now. Thank fuck most kiwi selling shops are close right now.
True, cheese is best when applied externally
(to food only of course)
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Sat 24 Sep 2005, 0:30,
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