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# i know the cure for crabs. all you need is
1. a hammer
2. a lighter
3. a razor.

shave off half your pubic hair, then light the half that is remaining on fire. the crabs will obviously run out of the fire, at which point you hit them with a hammer. repeatedly.
(, Sat 30 Nov 2002, 14:40, archived)
# Crabs cure
Sounds like a recipe for disaster.

First you cut your 'self' shaving, then you burn your 'self', then you accidentally splat your balls.
(, Sat 30 Nov 2002, 14:44, archived)
# .
takes your mind off the itching tho' I'm sure...
(, Sat 30 Nov 2002, 14:46, archived)