if I had been in charge when i was 13...

(frshhh /Talk is as shit as everyone says it is - FACT, Tue 11 Oct 2005, 11:25, archived)

Better compo it
woo
( chronic And he doesn't know I licked his back!, Tue 11 Oct 2005, 11:26, archived)

hehe
thanks for reminding me
(frshhh /Talk is as shit as everyone says it is - FACT, Tue 11 Oct 2005, 11:35, archived)

perse?
edit: how rude of me. woo to the skillz
( Aphex The Mink JarJar makes the Ewoks look like... fuckin.. Shaft, Tue 11 Oct 2005, 11:26, archived)

Tut.
Kids these days...

*perses lips*
(Pseudonym, Tue 11 Oct 2005, 11:30, archived)

Means 'purple'
must be a dildo
( gaijintendo Spreading the Love Thinly, Tue 11 Oct 2005, 11:30, archived)

I think he means "parse."
Ewww...
( mike woz ere is so vain he thought that song was about him, Tue 11 Oct 2005, 11:32, archived)

haha
nice signage


"purse"
( The Figurative Pineapple ... IN JAIL!, Tue 11 Oct 2005, 11:26, archived)

everything perfectly spelt
except perse.
fantas-pic
( Nonny Mouse. -- Scared as a Shitting Scorpion, Tue 11 Oct 2005, 11:27, archived)

spelt?
surely you mean spelled
( The Figurative Pineapple ... IN JAIL!, Tue 11 Oct 2005, 11:28, archived)

Spelted
Spelm
( Trinosaur, Tue 11 Oct 2005, 11:29, archived)

spleen?

( The Figurative Pineapple ... IN JAIL!, Tue 11 Oct 2005, 11:33, archived)

No thanks, I'm trying to give up.

( Trinosaur, Tue 11 Oct 2005, 11:36, archived)

no, we speak English here
not American.
(Tarhun, Tue 11 Oct 2005, 11:29, archived)

'spelt' is the americanisation
'spelled' is english

but these days they're pretty much interchangeable


( The Figurative Pineapple ... IN JAIL!, Tue 11 Oct 2005, 11:33, archived)

really?
I always thought it was Americans that love t3h standardization. Hence the irregular "spelt" would be retained by the British. Although come to think of it a lot of archaic features are found in American English, like the word "fall" meaning autumn, or rhotic vowels. I guess spelt could be one of them. *shrugs* I think I still prefer spelt.
(Tarhun, Tue 11 Oct 2005, 11:35, archived)

meh
like it matters


( The Figurative Pineapple ... IN JAIL!, Tue 11 Oct 2005, 11:36, archived)

well you brought it up . . .


( Sir Aunty Dave the Hat - frighten ducks with abundent wind! - Ta! Cannaoogim!?, Tue 11 Oct 2005, 11:41, archived)

True.

( Redsushi! Whoop Whoop! Cancer? I can't say Sausages...., Tue 11 Oct 2005, 11:42, archived)

*cries*

( The Figurative Pineapple ... IN JAIL!, Tue 11 Oct 2005, 11:46, archived)

*embraces*

( Redsushi! Whoop Whoop! Cancer? I can't say Sausages...., Tue 11 Oct 2005, 11:48, archived)

hands tissue

( Purple Onion, Tue 11 Oct 2005, 11:49, archived)

So....

( Redsushi! Whoop Whoop! Cancer? I can't say Sausages...., Tue 11 Oct 2005, 11:51, archived)

what


( Purple Onion, Tue 11 Oct 2005, 11:52, archived)

when?

( The Figurative Pineapple ... IN JAIL!, Tue 11 Oct 2005, 12:05, archived)

:I

( Redsushi! Whoop Whoop! Cancer? I can't say Sausages...., Tue 11 Oct 2005, 12:12, archived)

speak for yourself
english dickhead (that's american for whingeing nonce)
( Purple Onion, Tue 11 Oct 2005, 11:36, archived)

now, now
lets stop this before the inevitable "you'd all be speaking german if it wasn't for us" comments come out and somebody gets hurt.
( The Figurative Pineapple ... IN JAIL!, Tue 11 Oct 2005, 11:38, archived)

Zeig Heil!

( Purple Onion, Tue 11 Oct 2005, 11:40, archived)

i think you find that's "sieg heil!"
(goat c the cream of government sauces, Tue 11 Oct 2005, 11:56, archived)

damn, and who said I had a photographic memory?

no one, actually
( Purple Onion, Tue 11 Oct 2005, 11:58, archived)

Those are my principles, and if you don't like them, I have others.

(_Felix gave Postbear crabs, Tue 11 Oct 2005, 11:47, archived)

possibly
spelt
A past tense and a past participle of spell.
( Nonny Mouse. -- Scared as a Shitting Scorpion, Tue 11 Oct 2005, 11:32, archived)

and
a grain
( dragon drop what would douglas hurd do ?, Tue 11 Oct 2005, 11:35, archived)

howd you spell perse then???
damn teh dyxslesia
(frshhh /Talk is as shit as everyone says it is - FACT, Tue 11 Oct 2005, 11:36, archived)

Now now, there are also some apostrophies and capital letters missing. But let's not forget these signs were decreed by kids.
(spazdor, Tue 11 Oct 2005, 11:44, archived)

You lived in IKEA - AICMFP
Woo to pic!
( Geoff the Clownfish - "Zut Alors, Je suis nud!!", Tue 11 Oct 2005, 11:29, archived)

ha ha all your christmas presents fit behind a chest of drawers
you are poor AICMFP
( Aphex The Mink JarJar makes the Ewoks look like... fuckin.. Shaft, Tue 11 Oct 2005, 11:30, archived)

Don;t be horrible
He obviously can't give you 5 pounds!
( Redsushi! Whoop Whoop! Cancer? I can't say Sausages...., Tue 11 Oct 2005, 11:34, archived)

i thought the money came from an organisation

( Aphex The Mink JarJar makes the Ewoks look like... fuckin.. Shaft, Tue 11 Oct 2005, 11:35, archived)

That was just a lie.
No-one could ever steal anything from Gringotts.

( Redsushi! Whoop Whoop! Cancer? I can't say Sausages...., Tue 11 Oct 2005, 11:38, archived)

AH AH AH
that's just so so excellent...brings back good ol' memories
(stealing a tenner in my mum's purse 'cause she had no coins that day...biggest Slap in the gob ever)
( olivier8 (euroloon), Tue 11 Oct 2005, 11:31, archived)

ten francs?

What a tightwad!


( Sir Aunty Dave the Hat - frighten ducks with abundent wind! - Ta! Cannaoogim!?, Tue 11 Oct 2005, 11:44, archived)

no
..i meant those 50 francs bills..(closest from ten pounds according to the change rates back in the early eighties)
( olivier8 (euroloon), Tue 11 Oct 2005, 11:55, archived)

Pfft!
Damn porn stash, all the pages are sticking together!
( wibblywobbly - helping ugly people get laid since 1982, Tue 11 Oct 2005, 11:35, archived)

your parents
had a nice bedroom
( Griffy Savalas is abhored by vacuums, Tue 11 Oct 2005, 11:37, archived)