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# or
Eiffel 75 or whatever the fuck they were called.

Except they had beeg heeeds, didn't they.
(I helped save b3ta! Dr Phil Kitten, Mon 2 Dec 2002, 16:27, archived)
# i'm
blue da ba dee da ba daaa da ba de da ba. ahem.
(I helped save b3ta! stouffer, Mon 2 Dec 2002, 16:29, archived)
# I'm sorry
I have to club you to death now.

*regretfully clubs stouffer to death, however cute his tiger-face may be*
(I helped save b3ta! Dr Phil Kitten, Mon 2 Dec 2002, 16:31, archived)
# no, the
punishment is fair, just and utterly deserved. i am deeply sorry.
(I helped save b3ta! stouffer, Mon 2 Dec 2002, 16:33, archived)
# that's neat..that's neat
I really love his tiger feet.......


nurse ! Bring me the screens
(I helped save b3ta! FlanFlinger 🥧, Mon 2 Dec 2002, 16:33, archived)
# you
wouldn't. i have abnormally long toes.
(I helped save b3ta! stouffer, Mon 2 Dec 2002, 16:35, archived)
# and you know what they say about long toes........



big shoes....and a litle northern willy
(I helped save b3ta! FlanFlinger 🥧, Mon 2 Dec 2002, 16:38, archived)
# I
have quite small feet for a tall man , does
this mean I'm gay?
(I helped save b3ta! Tedmus, Mon 2 Dec 2002, 16:43, archived)
# no. just
not very good at balancing.
(I helped save b3ta! stouffer, Mon 2 Dec 2002, 16:46, archived)
# I hope not
I'm 6'2" and only have ickle size 9's
But the old shoe size/member size thing is bollox, just ask those who have seen my appendage
(I helped save b3ta! FlanFlinger 🥧, Mon 2 Dec 2002, 16:47, archived)
# 6ft 1
and a size 8 !
I fall over.
A lot.
(I helped save b3ta! Tedmus, Mon 2 Dec 2002, 16:49, archived)
# i am 5'3
and size 6/7. (and a girl.) i have huge feet.

(I helped save b3ta! the triple legendary unicorn, Mon 2 Dec 2002, 17:00, archived)
# a broad
pelvic arch then cough
(I helped save b3ta! FlanFlinger 🥧, Mon 2 Dec 2002, 17:03, archived)
# like you should really
still be in kiddie sizes.
(I helped save b3ta! Pootle, Mon 2 Dec 2002, 16:51, archived)
# shoes....
or appendages ?
(I helped save b3ta! FlanFlinger 🥧, Mon 2 Dec 2002, 16:53, archived)
# take your pick
neither is flattering.
(I helped save b3ta! Pootle, Mon 2 Dec 2002, 16:55, archived)
# i have abnormal toes too
im thinking of suing them under the trades descriptions act cos the so called 'big' toe, is in fact only the third longest on my foot (both sides)
(I helped save b3ta! the_fabulous_dancing_yak You like game? You come see 5punk.co.uk. You like!, Mon 2 Dec 2002, 16:39, archived)
# mine
give me incredible climbing abilities.
(I helped save b3ta! stouffer, Mon 2 Dec 2002, 16:42, archived)
# mine tend to turn
to a rubber like substance after much drinking
very handy for making changes to your shopping list, if it's written in pencil of course
(I helped save b3ta! FlanFlinger 🥧, Mon 2 Dec 2002, 16:44, archived)
# ive managed to train mine to carry me home when im too drunk to walk
well, i say that but i dont remember training them (but then again i dont remember how i got home on such occaisions so i have to assume that i have)

they are also trained as Silver service waiters
(I helped save b3ta! the_fabulous_dancing_yak You like game? You come see 5punk.co.uk. You like!, Mon 2 Dec 2002, 16:51, archived)
# ooh
raw-edge was looking for you earlier, the little tyke. Did he find you?
(I helped save b3ta! Dr Phil Kitten, Mon 2 Dec 2002, 16:36, archived)
# was it around
luncheon time ?
if so then I have seen him, and had my greasy hands all over his tool, while giving him a goob lube up and service ;o)
(I helped save b3ta! FlanFlinger 🥧, Mon 2 Dec 2002, 16:38, archived)
# their album is for sale in vibes near me for £1.99


which I think is quite amusing, cos I know local bands that sell copies of their shitty garage demoes for £3....
(I helped save b3ta! PMGT -Bacon., Mon 2 Dec 2002, 16:31, archived)
# oohhhh
that's not the same twits that done eifiel 75.

these guys are quite good 'performance artists with drums'
([]DOo []DOo, Mon 2 Dec 2002, 16:34, archived)
# actually, i seen em do that thing with a couple of lengths of pipe
which was remarkably tuneful. Then one of em fired one of the other ones into a wall to advertise "Intel pentium 3".

I still think Ronnie Corbett would do it better though.
(I helped save b3ta! PMGT -Bacon., Mon 2 Dec 2002, 16:36, archived)