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# top seamlessness on Mr.T`s head.. ;)
www.freelancers.net/freelance-projects/200510/8268.html

/good deed for the day
(I helped save b3ta! Reckless_Rik, Mon 17 Oct 2005, 10:39, archived)
# Oooh Ooh Oooh!
Jolly Jack should do that!

(I helped save b3ta! Redsushi! Whoop! Whoop! Yes, that one!, Mon 17 Oct 2005, 10:40, archived)
# Nev! Nev! Nev!
(I helped save b3ta! mr horrible up yours, dickface, Mon 17 Oct 2005, 10:41, archived)
# Oooh Oooh Oooh!
They could do it as a project together!

(I helped save b3ta! Redsushi! Whoop! Whoop! Yes, that one!, Mon 17 Oct 2005, 10:43, archived)
# Let's tell them
we have decided their future!
(I helped save b3ta! mr horrible up yours, dickface, Mon 17 Oct 2005, 10:44, archived)
# Yes yes yes yes yes yes yes yes yes yes yes yes yes

(I helped save b3ta! Redsushi! Whoop! Whoop! Yes, that one!, Mon 17 Oct 2005, 10:45, archived)
# some muppet phoned me on Friday
"yeah mate - we`ve got the job for YOU - 55 grand mate"

at this point I burst out laughing at the thought of earning such riches whilst driving a 1998 1L VW Polo and having holes in me socks

"55 grand eh?"
"yeah 55 grand in Ealing.. are you interested"
"*snigger* aye go on then"

I then went back to watching shite daytime telly

meh.. back to work today

/blog
(I helped save b3ta! Reckless_Rik, Mon 17 Oct 2005, 10:47, archived)
# How do you cope?

(I helped save b3ta! Redsushi! Whoop! Whoop! Yes, that one!, Mon 17 Oct 2005, 10:50, archived)
# by eating holes in my socks!

*goes back to looking for a job that pays a sensible amount of money*
(I helped save b3ta! Reckless_Rik, Mon 17 Oct 2005, 10:52, archived)
# If you don't want it
I'll take it.

edit:What is it anyway?
(I helped save b3ta! NinjaBadger hides in the bushes and gives you TB., Mon 17 Oct 2005, 10:52, archived)
# it looked decent
but I don`t have anywhere near the experience they wanted, plus I don`t trust recruitment agencies (especially since they obviously didn`t read my CV and see I wasn`t qualified)

if they knocked 20 grand off the salary, I`d take it!

BRING IT ON, TEA BOY!
(I helped save b3ta! Reckless_Rik, Mon 17 Oct 2005, 10:53, archived)
# Well I'll take the extra 20 grand
I'll send you my account details and set up a standing order.

Meanwhile, do you have anything in an aquarium?

/Dylan Moran
(I helped save b3ta! NinjaBadger hides in the bushes and gives you TB., Mon 17 Oct 2005, 10:55, archived)
# mm fishies
(I helped save b3ta! Reckless_Rik, Mon 17 Oct 2005, 10:57, archived)
# I Love fishes
Best of all the animals
(I helped save b3ta! NinjaBadger hides in the bushes and gives you TB., Mon 17 Oct 2005, 11:01, archived)
# I agree!
best, behind cows, pigs, and haggii
(I helped save b3ta! the wild elk Freeing excellence affects reality, Mon 17 Oct 2005, 11:05, archived)
# you forgot Haslet
(I helped save b3ta! mr horrible up yours, dickface, Mon 17 Oct 2005, 11:08, archived)
# shit yeah,
the haslet bird
(I helped save b3ta! the wild elk Freeing excellence affects reality, Mon 17 Oct 2005, 11:10, archived)
# Weren't those 3G things
pretty suspiciously similar to some work done by someone around these parts?
(Papagato RackSpanner, Mon 17 Oct 2005, 10:46, archived)
# when I saw them I thought of Pep and Mushybees
but if anybody here had made them, they would never own up to it for fear of being called corporate whores
(I helped save b3ta! Reckless_Rik, Mon 17 Oct 2005, 10:48, archived)
# Heh, nice bluff Mr Rik!
CORPORATE WHORE!
(Papagato RackSpanner, Mon 17 Oct 2005, 11:36, archived)
# what?
its not "seams"
its "artistic flourish"*



*means crap at photoshoppery
(discodaz *generic witty comment*, Mon 17 Oct 2005, 10:53, archived)