okay.so i was driving to work this one time, and i was running a bit late so i wasn't really keeping an eye on the speedo.
so anyway i go under this bridge and see a flash in my mirrors, followed shortly by flashing blue lights behind me.
being a good citizen, i pull over and try to politely explain i was running late for work and i wouldn't do it again.
so the policeman asks me what i did for a living. "a rectum stretcher" was my reply.
not surprisingly, he asked me what that was. so i told him-
"basically i start with a normal arsehole, then get one finger in, then two, then three, then a whole hand, until i can get both hands about six feet apart."
"so what do you do with a six foot arsehole?"
"we sit them on bridges with radar guns."
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Tue 3 Dec 2002, 6:23,
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so anyway i go under this bridge and see a flash in my mirrors, followed shortly by flashing blue lights behind me.
being a good citizen, i pull over and try to politely explain i was running late for work and i wouldn't do it again.
so the policeman asks me what i did for a living. "a rectum stretcher" was my reply.
not surprisingly, he asked me what that was. so i told him-
"basically i start with a normal arsehole, then get one finger in, then two, then three, then a whole hand, until i can get both hands about six feet apart."
"so what do you do with a six foot arsehole?"
"we sit them on bridges with radar guns."
Badum tishMust admit the first eight times I heard that joke I laughed my ass off!
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Batshitmentalist is sane for once,
Tue 3 Dec 2002, 6:26,
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