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[challenge entry] Dr Who contest
Hey this is like my first time.

hows this?


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(PanterA, Tue 3 Dec 2002, 5:59, archived)
# woo
very subtle

although how'd it get up there?
(/chris, Tue 3 Dec 2002, 6:02, archived)
# how?
well he says he slipped ;)
(PanterA, Tue 3 Dec 2002, 6:04, archived)
# Yay!
See you're practised in the art of felching.
(I helped save b3ta! Batshitmentalist is sane for once, Tue 3 Dec 2002, 6:04, archived)
# studded,
for extra 'sensation' - hamster upgrade optional...
(I helped save b3ta! Godzuki needs more sleep., Tue 3 Dec 2002, 6:12, archived)
# *snort*!
Coke over keyboard!
(I helped save b3ta! Batshitmentalist is sane for once, Tue 3 Dec 2002, 6:12, archived)
# dude thats just wrong
*shudders*

actually that reminds me of a good joke, but i suck at jokes so i'll keep it to myself.
(/chris, Tue 3 Dec 2002, 6:14, archived)
# No, please
tell!
(I helped save b3ta! Batshitmentalist is sane for once, Tue 3 Dec 2002, 6:18, archived)
# okay.
so i was driving to work this one time, and i was running a bit late so i wasn't really keeping an eye on the speedo.

so anyway i go under this bridge and see a flash in my mirrors, followed shortly by flashing blue lights behind me.

being a good citizen, i pull over and try to politely explain i was running late for work and i wouldn't do it again.

so the policeman asks me what i did for a living. "a rectum stretcher" was my reply.

not surprisingly, he asked me what that was. so i told him-

"basically i start with a normal arsehole, then get one finger in, then two, then three, then a whole hand, until i can get both hands about six feet apart."

"so what do you do with a six foot arsehole?"

"we sit them on bridges with radar guns."
(/chris, Tue 3 Dec 2002, 6:23, archived)
# Badum tish
Must admit the first eight times I heard that joke I laughed my ass off!
(I helped save b3ta! Batshitmentalist is sane for once, Tue 3 Dec 2002, 6:26, archived)
# i know, its well common
hence me not going to tell it...
(/chris, Tue 3 Dec 2002, 6:28, archived)
# sorry....
There was a guy in a bar one night that got really drunk. I mean really, really, really drunk. When the bar closed he got up to go home. As he stumbled out the door he saw a nun walking on the sidewalk.

So he stumbled over to the nun and punched her in the face. Well the nun was really surprised but before she could do or say anything he punched her again. This time she fell down and he stumbled over to her and kicked her in the butt.

Then he picked her up and threw her into a wall. By this time the nun was pretty weak and couldn't move.

So then he stumbled over to her, put his face right next to hers and said.

"Not very strong tonight, are you Batman?"
(I helped save b3ta! Godzuki needs more sleep., Tue 3 Dec 2002, 6:19, archived)
# Hahha!
me likey!
(I helped save b3ta! Batshitmentalist is sane for once, Tue 3 Dec 2002, 6:21, archived)
# maybe ...its cos its early
but that made me laugh :o) .. hehee
(I helped save b3ta! Xkimo was at work on, Tue 3 Dec 2002, 6:22, archived)
# arf!
must remember that one...
(/chris, Tue 3 Dec 2002, 6:24, archived)
# if i could potatoshop, i wouldn't have to subject you all to these....
man goes to the vets with his rottweiller, thats having problems with bad breath. The vet picks the dog up, looks into it's mouth, and says
"i'm sorry mr smith, i'm going to have to put your dog down"
"why? whats wrong with him?"
"he's bloody heavy"
(I helped save b3ta! Godzuki needs more sleep., Tue 3 Dec 2002, 6:28, archived)
# *comedy drum roll*
(/chris, Tue 3 Dec 2002, 6:28, archived)
# thank you, thank you,
I'm available for birthdays, weddings and wakes, monday to thursday.
(I helped save b3ta! Godzuki needs more sleep., Tue 3 Dec 2002, 6:32, archived)
# bar mitzvas?
(/chris, Tue 3 Dec 2002, 6:34, archived)
# nah, sorry.
not insured for them. the premiums have shot right up recently....
(I helped save b3ta! Godzuki needs more sleep., Tue 3 Dec 2002, 6:38, archived)
# I have a wake
you can come to.
Someone is going to die within the next five minutes

Cnut.
(I helped save b3ta! Batshitmentalist is sane for once, Tue 3 Dec 2002, 6:34, archived)
# who? who? who?
is it a guessing game? errrrrmmm.......is it, Brian May?
(I helped save b3ta! Godzuki needs more sleep., Tue 3 Dec 2002, 6:37, archived)
# is it me?
(/chris, Tue 3 Dec 2002, 6:40, archived)
# is it
paul daniels?
(I helped save b3ta! Godzuki needs more sleep., Tue 3 Dec 2002, 6:45, archived)
# Nah,
just a cnut I know.
(I helped save b3ta! Batshitmentalist is sane for once, Tue 3 Dec 2002, 7:10, archived)
# slow, deep breaths... calm down....
failing that, chin them and run.

u ok tho? don't get stressed!
(I helped save b3ta! Godzuki needs more sleep., Tue 3 Dec 2002, 7:15, archived)
# Nah
just a jackass giving me shit.
I'll be over it tomorrow
(I helped save b3ta! Batshitmentalist is sane for once, Tue 3 Dec 2002, 7:29, archived)
# Surely it should be...
Who's this? As in...a certain... Barrymore?!
(moobat, Tue 3 Dec 2002, 7:34, archived)