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# if i could potatoshop, i wouldn't have to subject you all to these....
man goes to the vets with his rottweiller, thats having problems with bad breath. The vet picks the dog up, looks into it's mouth, and says
'i'm sorry mr smith, i'm going to have to put your dog down'
'why? whats wrong with him?'
'he's bloody heavy'
(I helped save b3ta! Godzuki needs more sleep., Tue 3 Dec 2002, 6:28, archived)
# *comedy drum roll*
(/chris, Tue 3 Dec 2002, 6:28, archived)
# thank you, thank you,
I'm available for birthdays, weddings and wakes, monday to thursday.
(I helped save b3ta! Godzuki needs more sleep., Tue 3 Dec 2002, 6:32, archived)
# bar mitzvas?
(/chris, Tue 3 Dec 2002, 6:34, archived)
# nah, sorry.
not insured for them. the premiums have shot right up recently....
(I helped save b3ta! Godzuki needs more sleep., Tue 3 Dec 2002, 6:38, archived)
# I have a wake
you can come to.
Someone is going to die within the next five minutes

Cnut.
(I helped save b3ta! Batshitmentalist is sane for once, Tue 3 Dec 2002, 6:34, archived)
# who? who? who?
is it a guessing game? errrrrmmm.......is it, Brian May?
(I helped save b3ta! Godzuki needs more sleep., Tue 3 Dec 2002, 6:37, archived)
# is it me?
(/chris, Tue 3 Dec 2002, 6:40, archived)
# is it
paul daniels?
(I helped save b3ta! Godzuki needs more sleep., Tue 3 Dec 2002, 6:45, archived)
# Nah,
just a cnut I know.
(I helped save b3ta! Batshitmentalist is sane for once, Tue 3 Dec 2002, 7:10, archived)
# slow, deep breaths... calm down....
failing that, chin them and run.

u ok tho? don't get stressed!
(I helped save b3ta! Godzuki needs more sleep., Tue 3 Dec 2002, 7:15, archived)
# Nah
just a jackass giving me shit.
I'll be over it tomorrow
(I helped save b3ta! Batshitmentalist is sane for once, Tue 3 Dec 2002, 7:29, archived)