when i was at school
some idiots would say 'Are you skill?' and if you went 'yeah', they'd say 'Ha! You're an african bum disease'. If you said 'No!', they'd say 'Ha! So you're not a sexy kid in lush land?'. Which was, of course, 'hilarious'.
I'm not quite sure why it was deemed so terrible to NOT be a 'sexy kid in lush land'. Looking back now, I wonder why I didn't say... 'Err... no. I'm not. So what?'
But really, the correct response was to beat them about the head with a large steel pole.
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I'm not quite sure why it was deemed so terrible to NOT be a 'sexy kid in lush land'. Looking back now, I wonder why I didn't say... 'Err... no. I'm not. So what?'
But really, the correct response was to beat them about the head with a large steel pole.
At my school, Skille was a sheeps venereal disease
and it had an 'e' on the end.
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Or a very
rural one, where catching Skille was a serious problem.
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it was a fackin inner london com-pre-ensive
We had a kid airlifted out of school when he climbed over the fence to "get his ball back". Fell onto a green house and impaled his throat on a pane of glass. I shit you not. They made a memorial garden for him. Kids smoked spliffs in it. Its now a skate park.
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Tue 3 Dec 2002, 11:43,
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well at my school....
My music teacher hung himself after kiddy fiddling allegations, my headmaster is now a pre-op transvestite, my R.E. teacher had a lesbian wedding with a woman from a different school, the history teacher was having an affair with the french teacher, the caretaker ran over one of the kids on the field late one night and one lad in my year was killed by a guy beating him up erm...I think that was everything. And the scary thing is that all this is true!!
edit - Also the drama teacher was/is getting it on with the P.E. teacher, both women.
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edit - Also the drama teacher was/is getting it on with the P.E. teacher, both women.
jimmy white
went to our school. and tony meo. and mark bolan. and neil adams (judo chop socky man)
so there.
ps: no one i know topped themselves. sorry.
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so there.
ps: no one i know topped themselves. sorry.
tony meo
is a snooker player from malta. bit like jimmy, but no-one likes him as much.
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