Have been waiting since Friday to post this...

( sick_boy, Wed 4 Dec 2002, 10:23, archived)

LOL
Extrapolate! ;)
( bloid ....dloibbloiddloibbloid...., Wed 4 Dec 2002, 10:25, archived)

Ahm a
wooin' anna yayin' that all the way to Dodge City.



*Fires pistol in air*
( bovine www.richardtingley.co.uk, visit or I kill you, Wed 4 Dec 2002, 10:25, archived)

Is it..
..cowboy Wednesday?
( sick_boy, Wed 4 Dec 2002, 10:29, archived)

Cowboys are rubbish!
Futuristic cyborgs are much better. As are presidents of Vnnnnhurgtertron.
( Lumpbucket requires at least Kickstart 1.3 and 1Mb chip ram., Wed 4 Dec 2002, 10:30, archived)

Ahma warning you,
I already killed one man today, and I'ma itchin' to do so again.
( bovine www.richardtingley.co.uk, visit or I kill you, Wed 4 Dec 2002, 10:32, archived)

Did I mention that
I am also a futuristic cyborg. Your puny cowboy guns cannot harm me.
( Lumpbucket requires at least Kickstart 1.3 and 1Mb chip ram., Wed 4 Dec 2002, 10:35, archived)

You maybe made a metal,
but us cowboys are made of flesh, blood and bone.
Aynd we hayve hearts a beatin 'neath our cowboy shirts.
If you shoot me down wyth one of yer fancy lasers, another cowboy will take my place.
( bovine www.richardtingley.co.uk, visit or I kill you, Wed 4 Dec 2002, 10:38, archived)

Yes
but i'll live for millions of years. Plenty of time to wipe you all of the face of the earth :)

Besides, you'll be too busy buying more crisps.
( Lumpbucket requires at least Kickstart 1.3 and 1Mb chip ram., Wed 4 Dec 2002, 10:41, archived)

Yer a going down,
boy.

Buy more vittles.
( bovine www.richardtingley.co.uk, visit or I kill you, Wed 4 Dec 2002, 10:43, archived)

Right. Thats it. I'm going to have to
walk slowly towards you with very loud electric motor noises inbetween loud stomping footsteps, while making my eyes glow red...

VVVVVVVVVVVVNN BOOM! VVVVVVVVVVVVNN BOOM! VVVVVVVVVVVVNN BOOM! VVVVVVVVVVVVNN BOOM! VVVVVVVVVVVVNN BOOM! VVVVVVVVVVVVNN BOOM! VVVVVVVVVVVVNN BOOM! VVVVVVVVVVVVNN BOOM! VVVVVVVVVVVVNN BOOM! VVVVVVVVVVVVNN BOOM! VVVVVVVVVVVVNN BOOM! VVVVVVVVVVVVNN BOOM! VVVVVVVVVVVVNN BOOM! VVVVVVVVVVVVNN BOOM!
( Lumpbucket requires at least Kickstart 1.3 and 1Mb chip ram., Wed 4 Dec 2002, 10:51, archived)

*knocks over horse trough,
dives behind it and starts firing at Cyborg*

Yer aint destroying mah town, yer pesky varmit!!
( bovine www.richardtingley.co.uk, visit or I kill you, Wed 4 Dec 2002, 10:57, archived)

Pulls out a minigun
and a rocket launcher. Fires both. Destroys whole town. Goes home for a nice cup of tea and a sit down. :)
( Lumpbucket requires at least Kickstart 1.3 and 1Mb chip ram., Wed 4 Dec 2002, 11:03, archived)

Fuck.


*dies*
( bovine www.richardtingley.co.uk, visit or I kill you, Wed 4 Dec 2002, 11:04, archived)

I thought
that was clowns?
( Dr Phil Kitten, Wed 4 Dec 2002, 10:44, archived)

Ah
don' have no truk with them circus folk.



I say, I'm rather enjoying this.
( bovine www.richardtingley.co.uk, visit or I kill you, Wed 4 Dec 2002, 10:47, archived)

ain't it funny how
the longer ya spend talking diff'rent, the harder it is ta stop talking reel upper-class afterwards.

I know, it's rather fun, isn't it?
( Dr Phil Kitten, Wed 4 Dec 2002, 10:51, archived)

Dang tootin.
Anyway miss, its been a real plesure in atalkin' to yer, what with you bein' all purty an' all.
I have to go an' stop a crazed killer cyborg from destroying B3ta Gulch.
( bovine www.richardtingley.co.uk, visit or I kill you, Wed 4 Dec 2002, 10:54, archived)

Then what you need is Futuristic Cyborg Robot Cowboys
clicky woo Steven Malkmus video of song about Yul Brynner



clicky here for other formats

ferkin' brilliant song
( brainstuff can eat a whole shredded wheat, Wed 4 Dec 2002, 10:39, archived)

i don't know
but my unicorn's changed colour
( the triple legendary unicorn, Wed 4 Dec 2002, 10:30, archived)

you can get cream for that

( new_matt, Wed 4 Dec 2002, 10:33, archived)

Exelent
:)
( sadmike, Wed 4 Dec 2002, 10:26, archived)

yoo
& way!

BTW, ive broken my profile:( I have to login everytime i post a message, and i cant change back to 'plain old' monkeyboyblue. Ive eaten a cookie (or something) but it still doesnt work

Can anyone help?
( monkeymanblue mathematically safe, Wed 4 Dec 2002, 10:31, archived)

OK
you are now monkeyboyblue again.

We really should filter out apostrophe's from usernames... Cal?
( chthonic, Wed 4 Dec 2002, 10:34, archived)

cheers:)
my name changing days are over.
phew!
( monkeymanblue mathematically safe, Wed 4 Dec 2002, 10:36, archived)

Ahve never
had any problems about a changin' my nayme back'n'forth.
( bovine www.richardtingley.co.uk, visit or I kill you, Wed 4 Dec 2002, 10:40, archived)

i did
once - but not since : )
( popt_art, Wed 4 Dec 2002, 11:00, archived)

Lovely
' is the SQL end-of-string character, making for all sorts of weirdness. Cal can either escape it (replace every occurrance of ' with '') or just filter it out.
( bob dinosaur, Wed 4 Dec 2002, 10:41, archived)

!
fab.
( Dr Phil Kitten, Wed 4 Dec 2002, 10:31, archived)