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# LEMONY AND HIS EVERLOVINGMANBITCH* GRADMAOFSHOES PROUDLY PRESENT


we want to see scenes from classic movies retold via the medium of desktop clutter and you sexy mothers!

you know the rules, get to it!


*in my head he is
(I helped save b3ta! lemony, Sun 6 Nov 2005, 0:00, archived)
# Oh I didn't expect this one bit
(I helped save b3ta! GrandmaOfShoes, Sun 6 Nov 2005, 0:01, archived)
# amazing... and you made it so quickly!
(I helped save b3ta! lemony, Sun 6 Nov 2005, 0:02, archived)
# I'm faster than the eye can see
and more erotic than the ears can know
(I helped save b3ta! GrandmaOfShoes, Sun 6 Nov 2005, 0:03, archived)
# what about the pancreas?
(I helped save b3ta! lemony, Sun 6 Nov 2005, 0:03, archived)
# Everyone is aroused by the pancreas
(I helped save b3ta! GrandmaOfShoes, Sun 6 Nov 2005, 0:04, archived)
# most erotic of all the endocrine glands!
(I helped save b3ta! lemony, Sun 6 Nov 2005, 0:06, archived)
# But not if you're Diabetic...
(I helped save b3ta! CaroWallis, Sun 6 Nov 2005, 0:06, archived)
# I concur with this sentiment..!
(I helped save b3ta! printmeister http://tinyurl.com/c8s8fd5 for titanic T's, Sun 6 Nov 2005, 0:09, archived)
# That 'Gradma' of Shoes is a sly one.
And I bit you all a good night. Goodnight!
(I helped save b3ta! CaroWallis, Sun 6 Nov 2005, 0:03, archived)
# i stand by what i said!
(I helped save b3ta! lemony, Sun 6 Nov 2005, 0:04, archived)
# And I'll stand by your man...
... oh, wait... no, my man. Maybe.
(I helped save b3ta! CaroWallis, Sun 6 Nov 2005, 0:05, archived)
# i want
your sox
(I helped save b3ta! Manic can teach you the secret of fire, Sun 6 Nov 2005, 0:07, archived)
# Blu Tac on Sock on Manic action
(I helped save b3ta! GrandmaOfShoes, Sun 6 Nov 2005, 0:08, archived)
# Haha
(I helped save b3ta! Naive Amoeba Bored Cig, Sun 6 Nov 2005, 0:18, archived)
# you are just lucky my camera has borked
otherwise I might have treated you to a manboy reproduction of Sharon Stone's Basic Instinct Scene. Goodnight all.
(broccoli holocaust, Sun 6 Nov 2005, 0:06, archived)
# HAHAHAHA
(I helped save b3ta! GrandmaOfShoes, Sun 6 Nov 2005, 0:07, archived)
# One from the old books.
(I helped save b3ta! Rev. Cleo still alive, Sun 6 Nov 2005, 0:11, archived)
# FUCK!
*clears diary for next week*
(I helped save b3ta! lemony, Sun 6 Nov 2005, 0:12, archived)
# my eyes lit up when i saw the box behind saying haribo
then i realised i can't read, plus haribo don't make folder and paper shaped sweets
(Calmallama Is keeping this short and sweet, Sun 6 Nov 2005, 0:15, archived)
# You've obviously never eaten their latest creation..
HARIBO; A4 & A5 SPARKLE GUMS
(I helped save b3ta! Grimmie - Breaking legal bounds since 1864, Sun 6 Nov 2005, 0:17, archived)
# Eeek!
Damn that VHS. I knew I should've got the DVD instead.

Bah, for an extra quid it wasn't worth it.
(I helped save b3ta! Naive Amoeba Bored Cig, Sun 6 Nov 2005, 0:17, archived)
# hmmm...

i really should've gone to bed...
(I helped save b3ta! TopUpTheTea you ain't seen me, right?, Sun 6 Nov 2005, 0:12, archived)
# WHAT TREASURE HAVE YOU FOUND?
(I helped save b3ta! GrandmaOfShoes, Sun 6 Nov 2005, 0:13, archived)
# 'ning!
(I helped save b3ta! mns 2️⃣2️⃣9️⃣0️⃣7️⃣, Sun 6 Nov 2005, 0:15, archived)
# well that's brightened up my brain
before I retire to bed :)
(I helped save b3ta! Cheeky Boy! loves horses..., Sun 6 Nov 2005, 0:16, archived)
# oh you cheeky boy!
*mwah*
you off now?
(I helped save b3ta! TopUpTheTea you ain't seen me, right?, Sun 6 Nov 2005, 0:22, archived)
# should be
but prolly not!

you alright miss??

*hugs and cuddles*
(I helped save b3ta! Cheeky Boy! loves horses..., Sun 6 Nov 2005, 0:23, archived)
# i really wanted to go to bed
but i couldnt keep away :(

but otherwise ok! :)

how's you and the crew?
(I helped save b3ta! TopUpTheTea you ain't seen me, right?, Sun 6 Nov 2005, 0:34, archived)
# hehehe!
I just cannae be arsed to go to bed. Thought I'd see what was happening in civilisation arfter an exciting day trip to Ikea :s
(I helped save b3ta! Cheeky Boy! loves horses..., Sun 6 Nov 2005, 0:37, archived)
# *gasp!*
(I helped save b3ta! Kamikaze Stoat £4.09, Sun 6 Nov 2005, 0:26, archived)
# *agasp*
(I helped save b3ta! TopUpTheTea you ain't seen me, right?, Sun 6 Nov 2005, 0:36, archived)
# *asparagus?*
(I helped save b3ta! Kamikaze Stoat £4.09, Sun 6 Nov 2005, 0:42, archived)
# heres my attempt
(I helped save b3ta! executiverocker only wears C&A, Sun 6 Nov 2005, 0:13, archived)
# hahaha
BUT NO PHOTOSHOPPING ALLOWED!!
(I helped save b3ta! lemony, Sun 6 Nov 2005, 0:14, archived)
# no words?
gee that sucks balls:(
(I helped save b3ta! executiverocker only wears C&A, Sun 6 Nov 2005, 0:16, archived)
# we'll allow it this one time...
but remember this is a test of creativity and ingenuity!

though the prize will probably go to someone who makes an utter twerp out of themself
(I helped save b3ta! lemony, Sun 6 Nov 2005, 0:19, archived)
# ive altered mine to pre shopping state
please lift the jihad off my head:)
(I helped save b3ta! executiverocker only wears C&A, Sun 6 Nov 2005, 0:23, archived)
# hahahaha
very good
(I helped save b3ta! GrandmaOfShoes, Sun 6 Nov 2005, 0:14, archived)
# You're my wife now, Dave.
(I helped save b3ta! Christian Bale of Hay in a field, Sun 6 Nov 2005, 0:14, archived)
# HEEERREEE'S JOHNNY!
Image hosted by Photobucket.com
(I helped save b3ta! Grimmie - Breaking legal bounds since 1864, Sun 6 Nov 2005, 0:14, archived)
# AHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHA!
AH HAH HAHAHAHAHA AHHAHAHAHA!!!
(I helped save b3ta! GrandmaOfShoes, Sun 6 Nov 2005, 0:15, archived)
# oh my, HAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHA
that was truly fucking brilliant

you made me laugh like a chod YAY!
(I helped save b3ta! GrandmaOfShoes, Sun 6 Nov 2005, 0:15, archived)
# Winner!
(I helped save b3ta! Christian Bale of Hay in a field, Sun 6 Nov 2005, 0:15, archived)
# ARF!
*falls off seat*
(I helped save b3ta! lemony, Sun 6 Nov 2005, 0:16, archived)
# hahahahahah
the expression is great
(I helped save b3ta! executiverocker only wears C&A, Sun 6 Nov 2005, 0:16, archived)
# Bloody hurts to pull it.
Positon face, hold heavy paper straight
Look to my extreme right
Strain eyes
Correct paper angle
Grin like a spaz
Click mouse
Look at result
Wash, Rinse, Repeat!
(I helped save b3ta! Grimmie - Breaking legal bounds since 1864, Sun 6 Nov 2005, 0:19, archived)
# profit?
arf? - I almost choked.
(I helped save b3ta! xHellfire was here on, Sun 6 Nov 2005, 0:22, archived)
# Hahahhaa
(I helped save b3ta! Naive Amoeba Bored Cig, Sun 6 Nov 2005, 0:16, archived)
# I very much like.
(I helped save b3ta! Rev. Cleo still alive, Sun 6 Nov 2005, 0:22, archived)
# Hahaha!
ACE!
(I helped save b3ta! Kamikaze Stoat £4.09, Sun 6 Nov 2005, 0:24, archived)
# HA HA HA HA HA
ha ha ha ha HA HA HA
(I helped save b3ta! Crack <--- Lurker..... came out of hiding on, Sun 6 Nov 2005, 0:48, archived)
# ANOTHER!
(I helped save b3ta! Rev. Cleo still alive, Sun 6 Nov 2005, 0:21, archived)
# what
film is this? i cannae think
(I helped save b3ta! executiverocker only wears C&A, Sun 6 Nov 2005, 0:51, archived)
# Snowwhite and the seven dwaves.
Poisoned apple...
(I helped save b3ta! Rev. Cleo still alive, Sun 6 Nov 2005, 0:52, archived)
# ahhhh
my mind isnt that innocent to think of that
(I helped save b3ta! executiverocker only wears C&A, Sun 6 Nov 2005, 0:55, archived)
# oh deary
(I helped save b3ta! GrandmaOfShoes, Sun 6 Nov 2005, 0:22, archived)
# You just love the blu tak don't you.
You sexy beast.
(I helped save b3ta! Rev. Cleo still alive, Sun 6 Nov 2005, 0:22, archived)
# I don't get this one
(kaibosh, Sun 6 Nov 2005, 0:24, archived)
# from the film Idle Hands
and yes it's a shit attempt at it
(I helped save b3ta! GrandmaOfShoes, Sun 6 Nov 2005, 0:32, archived)
# I am SO. SCARED. Right. Now.
(I helped save b3ta! grey kid is breakdancing to save a community centre, Sun 6 Nov 2005, 0:23, archived)
# HAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHA!
HAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHA!
(I helped save b3ta! GrandmaOfShoes, Sun 6 Nov 2005, 0:23, archived)
# OH
FUCK
YES!!
(I helped save b3ta! lemony, Sun 6 Nov 2005, 0:24, archived)
# Hahahaha!
(I helped save b3ta! Kamikaze Stoat £4.09, Sun 6 Nov 2005, 0:25, archived)
# i really didn't think when i woke up this morning
that come twenty past midnight i'd be sitting in a tree with an anchovy up my nose.

alone.
(I helped save b3ta! grey kid is breakdancing to save a community centre, Sun 6 Nov 2005, 0:26, archived)
# COR BLOIMEY!
Das is gud!
(I helped save b3ta! Grimmie - Breaking legal bounds since 1864, Sun 6 Nov 2005, 0:26, archived)
# this one's ace.
(kaibosh, Sun 6 Nov 2005, 0:26, archived)
# hehehe!
nice nose-spunk!
(I helped save b3ta! Cheeky Boy! loves horses..., Sun 6 Nov 2005, 0:26, archived)
# Most woo!
Most woo indeed.
(I helped save b3ta! Curis, Sun 6 Nov 2005, 0:28, archived)
# Lost in translation?
Image hosted by Photobucket.com

"Alroight mayte? Tek' the Spah-Getee junk-shun up there 'ere end!"
(I helped save b3ta! Grimmie - Breaking legal bounds since 1864, Sun 6 Nov 2005, 0:25, archived)
# haha
(I helped save b3ta! GrandmaOfShoes, Sun 6 Nov 2005, 0:29, archived)
# yes!
(I helped save b3ta! mr horrible up yours, dickface, Sun 6 Nov 2005, 0:45, archived)
# Huzzah!
(I helped save b3ta! Curis, Sun 6 Nov 2005, 0:26, archived)
# HAHAHA
genius!
(I helped save b3ta! grey kid is breakdancing to save a community centre, Sun 6 Nov 2005, 0:26, archived)
# Stupid fat hobbitses!
Woo yay!
(I helped save b3ta! Grimmie - Breaking legal bounds since 1864, Sun 6 Nov 2005, 0:26, archived)
# Rarr!
It am be speider tiem!
(I helped save b3ta! We are the lemon irked your craw on, Sun 6 Nov 2005, 0:28, archived)
# HAHAHAHAHAHAHAH
(I helped save b3ta! GrandmaOfShoes, Sun 6 Nov 2005, 0:28, archived)
# oh god!!
great!
(I helped save b3ta! lemony, Sun 6 Nov 2005, 0:28, archived)
# Hahaha!
(I helped save b3ta! Kamikaze Stoat £4.09, Sun 6 Nov 2005, 0:32, archived)
# Awe
some
(I helped save b3ta! wooltech has his finger in the air so you can't see him, Sun 6 Nov 2005, 1:21, archived)
# Hahaha!
I loved that part in the movie - where Frodo whipped off his Elijah Wood mask and revealed himself as Strong Bad just before opening up a can of whup-ass on Shelob
(I helped save b3ta! Spunk Murphy Tchaikovsky is a synonym for fanny, apparently, Sun 6 Nov 2005, 1:29, archived)
# He doesn't want us to saw through the chains...
(I helped save b3ta! Curis, Sun 6 Nov 2005, 0:36, archived)
# go on do it
i dare you:)
(I helped save b3ta! executiverocker only wears C&A, Sun 6 Nov 2005, 0:40, archived)
# .
Best......film.....EVER!

125.349% FACT!
(ls25 oooh looky here!, Sun 6 Nov 2005, 1:30, archived)
# ok ok ok last one

*blush*
(I helped save b3ta! TopUpTheTea you ain't seen me, right?, Sun 6 Nov 2005, 0:43, archived)
# hahaha
nice!

is that gel?
(I helped save b3ta! executiverocker only wears C&A, Sun 6 Nov 2005, 0:44, archived)
# Euuuugghh.
Haha.
(I helped save b3ta! Curis, Sun 6 Nov 2005, 0:45, archived)
# ahaha!
(I helped save b3ta! Kamikaze Stoat £4.09, Sun 6 Nov 2005, 0:46, archived)
# hehehe!
sorry about that! ;p
(I helped save b3ta! Cheeky Boy! loves horses..., Sun 6 Nov 2005, 0:46, archived)
# Quifftastic!
Hurrah!
(I helped save b3ta! grey kid is breakdancing to save a community centre, Sun 6 Nov 2005, 0:47, archived)
# *insert couple of matrix ones that shall appear in a bit.

(I helped save b3ta! Rev. Cleo still alive, Sun 6 Nov 2005, 0:47, archived)
# HAHAHAHA!
(I helped save b3ta! GrandmaOfShoes, Sun 6 Nov 2005, 0:49, archived)
# ingenious!
and Sellotapeless!
(I helped save b3ta! grey kid is breakdancing to save a community centre, Sun 6 Nov 2005, 0:50, archived)
# I do like that.
Good work!
(I helped save b3ta! Kamikaze Stoat £4.09, Sun 6 Nov 2005, 0:52, archived)
# The fuckers kept falling down.
Not at the right point either.
(I helped save b3ta! Rev. Cleo still alive, Sun 6 Nov 2005, 0:53, archived)
# Fantastic!
Excellent use of a mattress.
(I helped save b3ta! Curis, Sun 6 Nov 2005, 0:59, archived)
#
mattress broken part of a sofa that has been lying around for some time.
(I helped save b3ta! Rev. Cleo still alive, Sun 6 Nov 2005, 1:01, archived)
# Mattress, sofa...
I'm a student, they're the same thing.
(I helped save b3ta! Curis, Sun 6 Nov 2005, 1:03, archived)
# OH GOD,
i found my camera cable which means you get this

(I helped save b3ta! lemony, Sun 6 Nov 2005, 0:53, archived)
# Aaaaaarg!
Ooooh. Idea!
(I helped save b3ta! Rev. Cleo still alive, Sun 6 Nov 2005, 0:54, archived)
# Lemony-Felt-Tip-Hands
FTW!
(I helped save b3ta! Grimmie - Breaking legal bounds since 1864, Sun 6 Nov 2005, 0:54, archived)
# hahahaha
nice work
(I helped save b3ta! GrandmaOfShoes, Sun 6 Nov 2005, 0:55, archived)
# Hurrah!
I hope those are non-toxic
(I helped save b3ta! Kamikaze Stoat £4.09, Sun 6 Nov 2005, 0:56, archived)
# Honestly?
(I helped save b3ta! Curis, Sun 6 Nov 2005, 1:02, archived)
# Yeah...
I mean getting attacked by him would be bad enough but to left with a nasty course of drugs to take afterwards would be a bit harsh.
(I helped save b3ta! Kamikaze Stoat £4.09, Sun 6 Nov 2005, 1:04, archived)
# Classic comedy horror....


and the sequel...

(I helped save b3ta! Curis, Sun 6 Nov 2005, 0:57, archived)
# Hahaha! Houpla!
(I helped save b3ta! Kamikaze Stoat £4.09, Sun 6 Nov 2005, 1:05, archived)
# Ah, but is it American?
(I helped save b3ta! Rev. Cleo still alive, Sun 6 Nov 2005, 1:05, archived)
# Is now.
(I helped save b3ta! Curis, Sun 6 Nov 2005, 1:13, archived)
# oooouch
(I helped save b3ta! Haku Orange Whip? Orange Whip? Three Orange Whips., Sun 6 Nov 2005, 0:57, archived)
# ELLIOT!
(I helped save b3ta! GrandmaOfShoes, Sun 6 Nov 2005, 0:59, archived)
# Curse my boredom...I must join in!


Edit after results: 2 for Recognisability? It's Tetsuo, as in Akira. Oh, nevermind. :)
(I helped save b3ta! wooltech has his finger in the air so you can't see him, Sun 6 Nov 2005, 1:03, archived)
# This made me think
"Jesus!"

Then I realised you weren't.
(I helped save b3ta! Rev. Cleo still alive, Sun 6 Nov 2005, 1:05, archived)
# Deny me, and thy shall be exiled to the inner most circles of hell.


(While I'm at it, consider this another entry. Or BURN FOR ALL ETERNITY!! MWHAHAHAHAH! FEAR MY WRATH! etc.)
(I helped save b3ta! wooltech has his finger in the air so you can't see him, Sun 6 Nov 2005, 1:13, archived)
# JESUS!
(I helped save b3ta! Rev. Cleo still alive, Sun 6 Nov 2005, 1:16, archived)
# Another! I should get points for effort.
(I helped save b3ta! Rev. Cleo still alive, Sun 6 Nov 2005, 1:04, archived)
# "I'm sorry Dave, I'm afraid I can't do that"

red LED + paper + lens from my projector
(I helped save b3ta! Haku Orange Whip? Orange Whip? Three Orange Whips., Sun 6 Nov 2005, 1:16, archived)
# Oh woo!
*claps like fuck*
(I helped save b3ta! Rev. Cleo still alive, Sun 6 Nov 2005, 1:32, archived)