Conclusive proof of the goodness of crumpets and the evilness of muffins!
case for the defense of crumpets rests
Edit: I see some clever chap is already selling the t-shirt New window clicky
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case for the defense of crumpets rests
Edit: I see some clever chap is already selling the t-shirt New window clicky
you are
so right. i was just looking for crumpoet recipes, but it turns out you need crumpoet rings. booooo.
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Tue 10 Dec 2002, 15:24,
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"A crumpet is a lovely thing
And buttered it’s a winner
I like to toast them piping hot
And eat lots for my dinner."
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Tue 10 Dec 2002, 15:36,
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I like to toast them piping hot
And eat lots for my dinner."
"A crumpet spread with honey gold
Is quite a treat for tea
Or else with marmite (so I’m told)
But honey’s fine for me."
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Or else with marmite (so I’m told)
But honey’s fine for me."
"A crumpet from the toaster
Should be golden brown above
With little burnt bits underneath
‘Cos that’s the kind we love."
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Tue 10 Dec 2002, 15:41,
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With little burnt bits underneath
‘Cos that’s the kind we love."
A crumpet
covered with sliced cheese,
and placed beneath a grill,
Is enough to give a hungry man
a culinary thrill.
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Tue 10 Dec 2002, 15:43,
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and placed beneath a grill,
Is enough to give a hungry man
a culinary thrill.
muffins are king for eggs benedict
but crumpets with toasted cheese is the don of all toasted snacks.
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Tue 10 Dec 2002, 15:28,
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the don as in.....
actually, I dont know wherethat comes from, just at uni, things that were the best, were "the don"
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Tue 10 Dec 2002, 15:34,
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as in
the article don gorgon? Dem ting me understand seen?
etc.
nothing to do with dragons though.
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Tue 10 Dec 2002, 15:40,
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etc.
nothing to do with dragons though.
as in
(DON) GORGON: outstanding dreadlocks, a person who is respected (2,6)
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Tue 10 Dec 2002, 15:49,
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but what is patois?
and bare in mind I have a Stephen Pinker book on my desk!
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Tue 10 Dec 2002, 15:42,
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because
This is the definition of Creole.
You lazy bugger - now bookmark that site.
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Tue 10 Dec 2002, 15:58,
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You lazy bugger - now bookmark that site.
thats different to what my book says.
It says creole is second generation hybridisation of any language. So there!!
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Tue 10 Dec 2002, 16:03,
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Yup,
actually I go with Pinker.
It's different from pigeon, mind.
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Tue 10 Dec 2002, 16:07,
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It's different from pigeon, mind.
cool!
you've been a member for less than 10 minutes. welcome aboard, pull up a kitten.
[edit] well, you have now. but the welcome still stands...
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Tue 10 Dec 2002, 15:38,
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[edit] well, you have now. but the welcome still stands...
crumpoets with
butter and honey. loads of honey. mmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmm.
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Tue 10 Dec 2002, 15:31,
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.
It comes out of a bee's bum y'know.
Uuurgh!
13% of FACT... I'm not actually sure which part of a bee it comes out of
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Tue 10 Dec 2002, 15:34,
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Uuurgh!
13% of FACT... I'm not actually sure which part of a bee it comes out of
har bloody har
: )
I imagine if such a thing existed, it would be produced by big bees that swore and didnt appreciate art, or queuing sensibly.
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Tue 10 Dec 2002, 15:43,
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I imagine if such a thing existed, it would be produced by big bees that swore and didnt appreciate art, or queuing sensibly.
are you humming because you are in fact a bee?
Or have you forgotten the words?
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Tue 10 Dec 2002, 15:33,
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i was indulging
in some perfectly innocent solvent abuse and it all went horribly wrong.
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Tue 10 Dec 2002, 15:43,
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That's been photo shopped
don't believe a word. Muffins unite!
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Muffins are the best
Bacon, sausage & fried egg muffin with brown sauce.
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Tue 10 Dec 2002, 15:32,
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muffins
are good, but you would never catch a crumpoet stooping to egg mcness.
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Tue 10 Dec 2002, 15:32,
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there is not, nor
art there be, nothing so exalted on the face of gods great earth. As that prince of foods. THE MUFFIN
- and frank zappa is never wrong
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Tue 10 Dec 2002, 15:32,
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- and frank zappa is never wrong
you hung around till you found that he didn't know nothin
Woo! another zappa fan!
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I like
both. A lot. Mmmmmm..
Crumpets must be sufficiently scorched though. We're talking in the toaster twice here!
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Tue 10 Dec 2002, 15:26,
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Crumpets must be sufficiently scorched though. We're talking in the toaster twice here!
but neither are a match
for the mighty scone
I'm for the muffins.
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Tue 10 Dec 2002, 15:31,
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I'm for the muffins.
no
Scones are the new rock'n'roll.
A cheese scone is easily superior to a bloody crumpet. Probably only just edge it over muffins though.
Does the queen serve crumpets? Does she bollocks.
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Tue 10 Dec 2002, 15:35,
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A cheese scone is easily superior to a bloody crumpet. Probably only just edge it over muffins though.
Does the queen serve crumpets? Does she bollocks.
Aaaaaaa!
I dunno who started it, but scones, cheese and scones don't mix well...
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Tue 10 Dec 2002, 15:39,
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Maybe
you should tell my mum that
She bakes the best cheese scones
hmmm, home cooking
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Tue 10 Dec 2002, 15:56,
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She bakes the best cheese scones
hmmm, home cooking
you are quite, quite wrong.
But you're also much bigger than me so:
Gosh, I hadn't thought of it like that - you've got a good point there. Ta!
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Tue 10 Dec 2002, 15:44,
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Gosh, I hadn't thought of it like that - you've got a good point there. Ta!
How much bigger?
I've just challenged him to "bring it on"...
/worried
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Tue 10 Dec 2002, 15:50,
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/worried
hear hear
i got told off for correcting my teacher when I was 6. She pronounce them to rhyme with tone whereas any fule kno it rhymes with gone.
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