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# Oh shit, how much is a zone 2 travelcard now
I've got to get to my christ mass party
(I helped save b3ta! Dai_Marzipan Ain't no party like an S Club party, Wed 11 Dec 2002, 14:13, archived)
# do what i did
and stand at the ticket machine for ages trying to work out where you're going and how much it'll be. the cockernees love that.
(I helped save b3ta! stouffer, Wed 11 Dec 2002, 14:16, archived)
# make sure you have a 300 litre backpack on
as well and a neck scarf like the ones arabs wear on their heads
(I helped save b3ta! Dai_Marzipan Ain't no party like an S Club party, Wed 11 Dec 2002, 14:17, archived)
# i had
a wide eyed 'northener in that london' look about me.
(I helped save b3ta! stouffer, Wed 11 Dec 2002, 14:18, archived)
# and then wonder aloud to your mate
why Londoners are always so rude
(I helped save b3ta! Pootle, Wed 11 Dec 2002, 14:19, archived)
# Londoners are very rude
that's their job!
(I helped save b3ta! mnb098mnb used to be here, Wed 11 Dec 2002, 14:28, archived)
# cock
/leaves London and goes back to his real home in the suburbs
(I helped save b3ta! Dr Drink, Wed 11 Dec 2002, 14:36, archived)
# when I am Queen of All
I will make backpacks illegal. Even small ones piss me off now.
(I helped save b3ta! Dr Phil Kitten, Wed 11 Dec 2002, 14:24, archived)
# i love
backpacks. i like to piss people off on trains amd in queues by wearing two at once. although technically one would be a frontpack.
(I helped save b3ta! stouffer, Wed 11 Dec 2002, 14:27, archived)
# Are you an
Insipiant Queen then?
(I helped save b3ta! bovine I'm so old, even my old is old, Wed 11 Dec 2002, 14:28, archived)
# especially on small children
give the little buggers school lockers, it can't be good for them to hulk such massive things around all the time.
And whenever they turn around half the bus gets knocked over, domino style.
(I helped save b3ta! Pootle, Wed 11 Dec 2002, 14:32, archived)
# how would they take
their lunch to school?
(I helped save b3ta! thorpe www.voodootrombonequartet.com, Wed 11 Dec 2002, 14:38, archived)
# This is true.
I visit my Chiropractor every 3 months to sort out my fucked back, which I maintain is a product of malnutrition and uneven weightlifting during my school years. I went to a different school to my sisters and THEY don't have back problems.
(I helped save b3ta! Dr Phil Kitten, Wed 11 Dec 2002, 14:40, archived)